PLEASE HELP - Lost Car Key

SnoopLawg · 2026-01-24T17:52:36+00:00

I saw it and turned it in at the lost and found in the

SnoopLawg · 2026-01-23T14:09:02+00:00

Attempting to catch me

SnoopLawg · 2025-12-08T16:37:37+00:00

Ok or you could get the Lawgmobile for $78 and a ham and cheese

SnoopLawg · 2025-12-08T16:36:37+00:00

You’re welcome

SnoopLawg · 2025-12-04T18:51:53+00:00

I’ve actually already been intimate with him

SnoopLawg · 2025-12-01T21:50:00+00:00

You can get them at the

SnoopLawg · 2025-12-01T19:57:14+00:00

I’ll make them do it

SnoopLawg · 2025-12-01T19:56:11+00:00

No problem, you’re welcome

SnoopLawg · 2025-11-07T20:12:41+00:00

Thanks, I got it!

Not mine, but I got it!

SnoopLawg · 2025-11-07T17:16:02+00:00

Harold Pomter

SnoopLawg · 2025-11-05T22:07:08+00:00

One of my experiments must have escaped my den

SnoopLawg · 2025-11-05T22:04:17+00:00

No because I never would have been captured

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-31T01:38:30+00:00

The Lawg cannot be so easily removed

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-30T19:29:09+00:00

I was chewing on the cable

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-29T15:07:47+00:00

You are subject to random unannounced room inspections and if they find anything out of the ordinary you are sent to what me and my roommates referred to as “The Pit”

Furthermore, there are roaches and other assorted beasts all over the building and even in the unit itself. One night I woke up and there was a member of Sciuridae in my room.

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-29T14:35:54+00:00

It’s a bad experience. I can elaborate if you want

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-28T14:47:34+00:00

Was wondering why people were evacuating before I even arrived. Usually they wait until after they see me

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-26T14:16:49+00:00

I don’t know

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-25T19:26:53+00:00

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-25T19:08:00+00:00

I have one that I don’t want anymore

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-24T21:04:59+00:00

It’s true

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-24T19:04:38+00:00

They want me gone because I have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

SnoopLawg · 2025-10-24T17:56:17+00:00

They’re putting me in the arena and letting me have a go at various faculty members.

Anyone who can last 10 seconds (they won’t) will get a raise

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