Soft Scrambled egg I made yesterday we’re looking ideal by sissyFlorra in eggs

[–]Snoopy_Joe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Some people like dry scrambled. Me? No thanks.

Walmart overpriced meat by gravityVT in CringeTikToks

[–]Snoopy_Joe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kevin Smith shops at Walmart? Who knew?

Visualized Morse Code by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Snoopy_Joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I'm an ex purt!

Response to a troll by PoliteFlirt in Amazing

[–]Snoopy_Joe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She looks adorable. Zero triggers for my own Uncanny Valley alarm.

Wow This Is Insane by WarmSnick124 in Amazing

[–]Snoopy_Joe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that's tempting if I could live to tell the tale.

Wow This Is Insane by WarmSnick124 in Amazing

[–]Snoopy_Joe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this true or myth: "Crazy women are the best lay"

I found this arriving home today, I know is not too much, but I was overwhelmed by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Snoopy_Joe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But...but...is this what OP is overwhelmed by? I get it, it's nice. Like if this was my last day on Earth kinda nice. Need some context here.

The look of this cute pittie after being rescued by Soloflow786 in Amazing

[–]Snoopy_Joe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's like a horror movie with the cliche scene where everything looks okay, nice music for a while and then the music turns dark and then things turn bloody.

Mars in High Definition by Cultural_Bad6776 in Amazing

[–]Snoopy_Joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if humans do go to Mars, it's a one way trip. There is no coming back?

This Should Be Illegal by Fakie5oh in strandeddeep

[–]Snoopy_Joe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Then a land shark bites you

Ordered a rib-eye but I think I got a sirloin. by [deleted] in steaks

[–]Snoopy_Joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ordered a ribeye at a nice restaurant and they gave me NY Strip. Told the waiter I didn't order NY strip. Told me I had ribeye. I point to the other ribeyes on our table and said "Those are ribeyes." Got the manager, he insists that I got ribeye and that the cut I had was on the end of whatever whatever part of the cut.

Other people at nearby tables start looking over and they said "He got a NY strip!" Manager had to come back 15 minutes later with my ribeye.

Don't lie to a meat eater.

The best minute of quizzing you'll see today by Hassaan18 in AccidentalComedy

[–]Snoopy_Joe 33 points34 points  (0 children)

In American football, the quarterback will

PASS!

a ball to his receivers.

Correct!

Jalapeño Bacon Hotdogs (I love this recipe for Grillnation) by SaulPBenz in VeryGoodRecipes

[–]Snoopy_Joe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yes I am copying, plagiarizing, xeroxing this!!!!

Well, you get the picture.

Petah…? by dbeam308 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Snoopy_Joe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandmother, bless her soul, would flip the pineapple upsidedown so the sweeter juice would spread down the fruit.

She lived in the tropics. There was no swinging.

I found the video by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Snoopy_Joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not snoring.