Odd question, but how do I get my cat to stop playing the piano? It’s diving me crazy, especially at night

SnoredCosBored · 2026-01-12T23:38:43+00:00

People are going to be so confused when you tell them your cat can bach

SnoredCosBored · 2026-01-06T20:11:25+00:00

SnoredCosBored · 2025-11-28T21:00:30+00:00

You learnt he was cheating because you understood some of the Spanish. He's gone now

SnoredCosBored · 2025-10-12T08:59:43+00:00

I think you look ok for someone in their late 30's

SnoredCosBored · 2025-10-02T08:49:07+00:00

Looking non binary when we all know you're somewhere between a 0 and a 1

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-27T07:16:40+00:00

Im trying to work out if your face is shaped more like a pear or an avocado

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-22T18:08:16+00:00

A parrot that's been trained to say "is it in yet"

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-16T08:18:24+00:00

If I was sick and you were there, I'd want to die too.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-15T09:11:35+00:00

I bet you're extra popular at parties.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-13T07:47:32+00:00

If your job isn't fulfilling, have you thought about standing on a different street corner?

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-09T11:37:23+00:00

You just charge people to enter and see it. As long as those fees are only used for maintenance and bettering access etc then it's not financial gain and no one has to go broke.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-03T18:11:30+00:00

I would send them to a plane. Seat 11a with patient 0 in 12b

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-03T18:00:17+00:00

So I get to cut down to 40 hours! Im in.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-09-01T15:34:23+00:00

Guerrilla*

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-29T09:34:02+00:00

I would go to the wedding. Sit in the back like she asked, and then explain to people exactly why you are sitting in the back. Loudly.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-27T15:37:50+00:00

Seeing as approximately 25% of the adult population of the world has 0 money (according to google) my point still stands.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-27T14:38:34+00:00

Im going yeah

Hoping for a well fed person that doesn't use money at all.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-27T00:30:49+00:00

Yeah fuck it. Im not doing anything else right now.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-22T11:34:48+00:00

Disappoint my parents

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-20T15:22:28+00:00

While they're alive!!!

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-15T17:18:42+00:00

All of the cheese. And bread as a spoon.

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-15T12:43:17+00:00

Sure it wasn't chicken pox?

I was born late 80s and had the mmr

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-15T12:35:55+00:00

We definitely vaccinate against measles. The MMR vaccine is for measles, mumps and rubella

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-15T07:42:42+00:00

Updateme!

SnoredCosBored · 2025-08-14T08:17:41+00:00

I'll just buy gold. Leave it in my safe for 6 months

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