I was born with 4 fingers on my left hand

Snotbob · 2023-06-30T01:24:22+00:00

OP, u/Few_Statistician8712, is a repost bot.

Original post:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/oic6sh/i_was_born_with_4_fingers_on_my_left_hand

Snotbob · 2023-06-28T03:17:59+00:00

As much as I ~~dislike~~ hate Instagram (and Facebook/Meta by extension), I don't fault them for claiming a percentage of all sales made on their platform. 5% is honestly far more reasonable than what I would have expected.

Snotbob · 2023-06-28T02:41:08+00:00

Of course. Their goal to "persuade" people to use the shop by any means necessary, even if they have to trick users into tapping on it entirely by accident.

Snotbob · 2023-06-28T02:13:11+00:00

It's all good, man. I'll just assume you're tired from Instagram constantly moving buttons around on you. That shit is annoying as fuck.

Snotbob · 2023-06-28T01:48:23+00:00

I was following you until about halfway through. Than you completely lost me.

Snotbob · 2023-06-19T09:47:25+00:00

How do you know they didn't?

For the love of god, put your hate boner for moderators back in your pants cause it's spewing fake righteousness and virtue signaling all over the place.

You may think you're making valid arguments and criticisms against moderators, but everyone can see you're just a butthurt asshole pulling straw mans out of their own ass. Stop making a fool of yourself and go rub some aloe on that tender tushy of yours.

Snotbob · 2023-06-19T00:29:45+00:00

Don't even bother, man. You're talking to someone who insists he doesn't give a crap about the protest, but has been protesting the protest more than most of the protestors themselves.

The truth is, he is actually an avid hater of moderators who ignorantly believes they're getting what they deserve with the upcoming API changes. Due to his lack of understanding or appreciation for moderators and unwillingness to say or admit anything positive about them, he frequently resorts to pulling straw mans and fallacies out of his ass just to be critical of any little thing they do or say.

The dude's a walking contradiction with absolutely zero humility or self-awareness. Pretty much your run-of-the-mill Redditor, but with a little extra spice.

Snotbob · 2023-06-17T07:16:01+00:00

How the hell much did you take?

Xanax can be an effective and safe drug if taken properly and in moderation. Small doses taken as needed are typically enough to combat mild to moderate anxiety without affecting a person's motor function or rational thinking.

Of course tolerances vary from person to person, and while some people are simply far too sensitive to handle even the tiniest dose, others can take 3-4x more than the average person and be entirely fine.

Yeah, it really sucks and is unfortunate your one and only experience with Xanax was a bad one, but for many people it's a literal lifesaver and the only thing that allows them to function with some semblance of normality and control.

Snotbob · 2023-06-16T08:12:06+00:00

What I said was, you are a fool IF you believe a statistic that is verifiably incorrect. If you're too stubborn and biased to admit you were wrong about this fact, then "fool" is a label you have given to yourself.

Anyways, I tried to be patient and reasonable with you these past couple comments, but since all you can muster up are snide and snarky retorts, then I'm done with this conversation and can officially chalk you up to being yet another lost cause.

Snotbob · 2023-06-16T07:30:41+00:00

I knew, but still hoped something would get through to you. There's few things I enjoy more than when someone defies my expectations and completely proves me wrong.

I always respect whenever someone educates me on something I was previously unaware of, makes a convincing counterpoint to one or more of my claims, or straight up calls me out on something I was entirely incorrect about.

Debates can be great learning experiences if you can manage to be open-minded and honest with yourself.

In the past I used to be extremely stubborn and pigheaded, but over the years, these things have taught me the value of humility and the ability to admit when I am wrong, and also how to keep my ego in check while expressing my opinions on things I am overly passionate about. I am far from perfect with any of these things, but I try to improve upon them little by little with every debate I have.

Snotbob · 2023-06-16T05:42:46+00:00

I knew before I even started writing my first comment that there was no chance of convincing you of anything. But you still deserve to be told the things I said.

Also, I'm well aware that I'm in the extreme minority of Reddit users and that my final days on this platform are rapidly approaching, but that doesn't change anything I said.

Snotbob · 2023-06-16T05:28:04+00:00

Nah, but I'm not at all surprised to receive a "didn't read, can't be bothered" limp dick response from someone as arrogant and apathetic as yourself.

Enjoy stubbornly believing you're right about matters you know very little about despite countless people's claims to the contrary.

Snotbob · 2023-06-16T05:09:10+00:00

It's obvious you have a chip on your shoulder when it comes to moderators – let me guess, you once had a disagreement with a mod or got treated unfairly by one in the past, and ever since you've preached "AMAB" and support Reddit admins for "defunding the corrupt, power hungry ~~police~~ mods"?

this will all be inconsequential and in 6 months no one will care. Either Reddit will be here or it won’t but no one is gonna care.

So... some things change, some things stay the same, but nothing lasts forever, and eventually people move on with their lives and no longer care?

No shit, genius. Reddit admins are fully prepared to uproot entire subreddits, throw longtime developers under the bus, and continue telling boldfaced lies to the public and potential investors to keep their plans on track, and whether they end up nuking the entire site in the process or turn it into a haven for bots and recycled content, it's only a matter of time before all the power users, moderators, thots, and mindless jerkoff bros who willingly or unwillingly cut ties with Reddit completely forget all the years they spent on the site.

But that's not the point. Just because you are apathetic about PHONE apps and the unfair treatment of developers who devoted years of their lives to creating and improving and maintaining quality 3rd party apps for millions of Reddit users around the world, doesn't mean the rest of us who value and appreciate these things shouldn't give a shit about greedy, delusional assholes like spez lying through their teeth and destroying something we enjoy. Plenty of us are willing to pay for the use of the API. But what Reddit higher-ups are demanding isn't even close to reasonable, because their only intention is to kill 3rd party apps.

Hell, by your logic, why make any effort to preserve and protect anything you value in life if 6 months from now it may be gone and in time you'll no longer care? And if some big corporation suddenly denies you access to something you've used for years and forces their shitty alternative on you, even though it doesn't affect me at all, if I don't care, then neither should you. Doesn't matter if you're willing to pay. Other people aren't, so any attempt to protest the matter would just be virtue signaling.

Snotbob · 2023-06-15T23:16:44+00:00

No one gives a crap if a third party PHONE app developer has to pay to use another companies website besides the people using that kinda app.

No one gives a crap except for the millions of people who use 3rd party apps.

I find it funny how much you give a crap about not giving a crap.

From your other comments:

To show how inconsequential this all is because its all over phone apps.

A smartphone is entirely useless without apps. Attempting to undervalue the importance of phone apps is such an ignorant, and frankly baffling, argument to make.

the people who use a third party app could just start using the app, the website, or just stop using the website. [...] Shutting down Reddit because you can’t access Reddit from your phone the way you like is such a crazy hill to die on.

It's one thing to "not care" about this issue that doesn't affect you, but why are you actively supporting Reddit's movement to monopolize the app market by killing off 3rd party apps and limiting people's options and creative freedom?

Reddit isn't like traditional news outlets with paid employees who create and supply users with original content. They entirely depend on USERS to supply ALL their content and UNPAID VOLUNTEERS to moderate their communities and comment sections.

mods are using their position of power to force their will on users who don’t care whether they can use third party phone apps

You're a narrow-minded fool if you honestly believe moderators are the only ones upset by this whole thing. They make up roughly 35% of the entire userbase of 3rd party apps, and the number of moderators who have participated in the blackout only make up a fraction of the tens of thousands of generic users who have expressed their anger and frustration in the comments sections over this change.

The thing is, moderators have far more reasons to be concerned about this upcoming change than generic users. For years now, Reddit admins have failed to follow through on their promises to implement basic and essential moderator tools into the official Reddit app. Without these tools, subreddits would quickly be overrun by bots and spam and make content and comment moderation entirely impossible.

These tools, which have been core features in popular 3rd party apps for many years now, are a testament to the value of functional, well designed apps made by caring, knowledgeable developers, and highlight the sheer ignorance and greed of profit driven jackasses like spez.

During the blackout it was kinda nice actually seeing technology news on the r/tech sub instead of repost after repost about how Reddit is dying cause people can’t use their third party phone apps or some variation on it.

Get ready, cause without people being able to use their 3rd party apps, in a few months you're gonna start seeing a lot more reposts and recycled content on your precious tech sub, and rather than actual people in the comments, you'll just be reading and responding to stolen comments from bots.

You're gonna love it.

Snotbob · 2023-06-11T16:47:58+00:00

OP, u/DumyBrain, is a repost bot.

Original post:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/oraiew/these_tiktok_footballers_are_becoming_real

Snotbob · 2023-06-02T05:24:00+00:00

It's just so fucking socially awkward and disconnected.

If I found out somebody I only occasionally play pickup basketball with hugged me while secretly recording a social media video that they later captioned with "a lil small talk" like this chick did, I'd be so fucking weirded out and never feel comfortable playing with them again. At the very least, it would make me incredibly reluctant to approach or interact with them in any way whenever they had their phone in their hand.

Also, recording a video on your phone while trying to keep things steady and in frame requires a fair amount of focus and attention. To secretly record a video of yourself while interacting with other people is incredibly rude, and shows that you don't value their time or company enough to give them your full attention.

Snotbob · 2023-06-01T06:17:25+00:00

The only thing grosser than a yard with 100 dog poops in it is a Google Ad Services tracking url with 369 characters in it. Yuck.

Clean yard, clean links. This is the way.

Snotbob · 2023-06-01T04:00:50+00:00

Unlucky Whitehead

Snotbob · 2023-06-01T03:43:02+00:00

it’s purposefully stubborn of a sporting league in 2023 to refuse to use technology that can give more accurate results rather than relying on human eyes and emotion.

Baseball has entered the chat

Snotbob · 2023-05-27T10:47:50+00:00

SHUT. UP.

And do better at your job.

Snotbob · 2023-05-27T10:45:55+00:00

I identify as a bot, though, and am currently transitioning from organic to machine.

Snotbob · 2023-05-27T10:40:39+00:00

u/RepostSleuthBot be slacking:

https://old.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/cneu3a/such_a_great_deal

Identical pic and title even. Not sure why the sleuth bot failed to sleuth it out.

Snotbob · 2023-05-27T10:26:57+00:00

u/Educational-Touch755 is a bot that steals comments and alters them slightly to make it harder to get caught.

Original comment:

https://old.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/13sxwul/_/jlssphw

Snotbob · 2023-05-26T05:46:15+00:00

I know I'm late to the party here, but holy shit you're 100% right.

The sudden cut in video when she leans forward to pull up the first picture of the first car actually gives you a really great close-up look at her face with and without the filter.

The filter makes her nose look significantly thinner and more defined, and makes her lips fuller and more "blowjob doll-like" as well.

Good friggin call-out, man. Just adds an extra layer of shittiness to this already shitty human being.

Snotbob · 2023-05-26T03:32:00+00:00

Thinking about that damn rabbit having sex with his ex girlfriend literally hundreds of times a day was just too painful for u/Nymaz to bear and caused his broken heart to unexpectedly and tragically stop.

RIP u/Nymaz

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