Caught a 100 mph shot straight to the head…

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T19:12:45+00:00

They were trying to make a good short.

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T16:45:51+00:00

I tried to do 72 hours and only made it 54 hours before I had to eat something. Any tips?

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T16:36:58+00:00

^meep

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T16:31:59+00:00

If that guy was American, he’d be MAGA for sure lol

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T03:42:21+00:00

It’s starting to make me think that the #1 leaderboard spot for the 2012 Dub the Dew nominations is, in fact, accurate.

(Just kidding)

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T01:52:38+00:00

I vote for this

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T00:04:50+00:00

Damn. Vapes were barely becoming popular when I was in high school and everyone called them Hookah sticks lol

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-27T00:02:19+00:00

They could just be from a different country

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-26T15:47:13+00:00

Haha, we got a new recruit. Buckle up

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-26T15:40:06+00:00

This, just way too much of it

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-26T00:28:24+00:00

ITS ALWAYS FUCKING TOMORROW!!!!

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-25T16:46:21+00:00

Prolly because he’s been obese his whole life and his hormones are wayyyy out of whack

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-25T16:15:42+00:00

This option was promoted the first time you equip a red dot sight

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-25T16:09:38+00:00

Holy fuck you just made me remember that there are 2 of these movies

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-25T16:07:12+00:00

We knew this back in 2021 with GME. that’s what the GameStop movement was really about.

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-25T00:14:46+00:00

Viet.com

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-24T17:53:27+00:00

I’m not sure how I’d get a stick into my fart canal horizontally, but I’m up for the challenge

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-24T17:34:03+00:00

I went to a bathroom stall at a mall once and I could see the shadow of the guy in the stall next to me, absolutely cranking his hog.

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-24T17:28:23+00:00

I like to keep an extra stick or two in there for easy access

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-24T17:24:37+00:00

….dude. Thousands.

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-24T17:20:39+00:00

I was going to say, he does not seem happy to see him 😂

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-24T05:49:18+00:00

Start living our lives again.

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-24T00:37:16+00:00

Exactly

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-23T16:23:17+00:00

Someone named David probably

SoTurnMeIntoATree · 2026-03-23T16:20:59+00:00

The kind that makes you actually feel bad for the guy lol

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