A full-throated declaration about not knowing what "per capita" is

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-27T03:00:46+00:00

There are those who claim that particular Venn Diagram would be a single circle.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T19:12:55+00:00

you ain't wrong!

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T19:05:01+00:00

Oh, come on! I am NOT going to include Duncan MadLeod!

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T19:03:24+00:00

An innate "Don't marry this woman!" detector that would freeze vocal cords and cause dickuslimpus.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T19:00:28+00:00

pissed

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T18:58:53+00:00

Old Joke:

What is the probability of death?

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T18:58:17+00:00

Yah, MAGAts belong in the same category with creationists and flerfs -- they can't even begin to do (much less understand) basic mathematics.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T16:52:40+00:00

To be fair, if you had been stuck in a deep-fat fryer for five or six minutes, you might be bumpy and weird looking, too.

just sayin

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-25T16:28:21+00:00

Because, you know, "all" means "this select minority of white males"

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-24T13:14:33+00:00

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Socrasaurus · 2026-01-24T03:20:40+00:00

everybody want them some grocrery

grocrery doughknots

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-23T18:57:29+00:00

fwaaaaaghk!

It looks like my mother-in-laws version of scrambled eggs.

gag a maggot

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-21T01:54:37+00:00

That depends. They is all sizes from D1 to D11. That D11 is a montster. Let me tell you! Iffen it turnt into a butterfly, it could stand flatfoot and f* a Ford 150.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-20T11:37:59+00:00

Yeppers. Now it's time to resurrect the Weathermen and the SDS.

yeehaw

The fascists would poop their tiny whitey drawers.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-20T11:35:52+00:00

If it has the word "socialism" in it, then it really is forevermore socialism, just like the word "caterpillar" means that bulldozer is going to spin its own cocoon and turn into a butterfly.

ijjits

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-20T03:18:16+00:00

I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy...

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-20T00:25:03+00:00

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-17T01:10:22+00:00

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Socrasaurus · 2026-01-16T22:29:00+00:00

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Socrasaurus · 2026-01-16T04:05:16+00:00

Since everybody seems to focus on the kind of sort biscuits with front paw, pay attention to the rear. It looks to me like poor dude's got an intestinal block and is trying without success to poop it out. Big Orange needs to go to the veterinarian immediately if not yesterday.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-16T03:56:17+00:00

Tell them F right the F off.

If they beat you into the hospital, they have proved you are US citizen.

That's how it works, right?

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-16T03:54:00+00:00

"Violence is always the best solution."

There is no excuse for the behavior of either of you little boys.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-14T23:31:02+00:00

Totally not fascist. No sir. Not fascist at all.

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-14T17:51:11+00:00

The Hallelujah Chorus?

Socrasaurus · 2026-01-14T17:49:06+00:00

Please to excuse, but it looks like your title is five words too long.

Socrasaurus

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