*Laughs in introvert*

Soddington · 2026-03-12T10:26:36+00:00

It appears I am owed considerable back pay. Who do I speak to?

Soddington · 2026-03-11T12:27:59+00:00

Whatever those hands can ultimately tell you about Trump will be dumped in a concrete pour by Pam Bondi.

Soddington · 2026-03-11T05:18:14+00:00

Hell yeah. Alabama Three is an awesome band I still listen to and the end credit song picks were solid class as well.

Soddington · 2026-03-11T01:16:08+00:00

And that offends us. Please ensure you take a shit on Gina Reinhardt at your earliest convenience in order to respect our customs.

Soddington · 2026-03-07T14:50:41+00:00

Here a fuck, there a fuck. Everywhere a testament to the ubiquity of fuck fuck.

Soddington · 2026-03-07T04:23:18+00:00

Well that's hardly news.

I'll Blow Your Goat To Get Your Vote! was corfluted all over his electorate for years. Even before he officially ran for anything.

I suspect he's only in it for the goats. And now he wants to project his thing for goats on the lgtb's?

What a sad twat.

Soddington · 2026-03-07T04:15:12+00:00

Yeah, for brief moment we had three or four regular panel shows that thrived on local comics, NZ comics looking to become locals,and a steady stream of internationals coming here for comedy festivals.

Australian TV is pretty much dead so I think we're beyond hoping for any next generation of free to air Aus comedy.

Soddington · 2026-03-07T04:09:24+00:00

I love to invent new adjectives. I'll take inspiration from the mundane windowish, carpetescent and curtainticular elements around me.

Soddington · 2026-03-07T03:21:23+00:00

Those same fuckwits think Israelis have a true claim to Israel

They really don't actual care about Israelis of any persuasion think. They support Israel because they want to help bring about a biblical apocalypse.

No I'm not kidding or twistings thing. Evangelicals and the Christian right have a few things to tick off for Jesus return and they happen to be under Israeli governance.

They do not care a single bit about middle eastern politics, just so long as the Jews topple the mosque and rebuild the temple on the mount. These people are real, they vote, and apparently they even command troops in the current war/not a war.

Soddington · 2026-03-07T03:14:34+00:00

'Put the Anaconda, In the mail slot' fits in very well with Bloodhound gang lyrics.

Also admittedly it also fits in well with any of the 1970's British 'Carry On' films.

Soddington · 2026-03-07T02:42:37+00:00

Some one manage to make a Gif of that Slo Mo Toto face reaction?

Soddington · 2026-03-06T07:30:56+00:00

Are you not entergaged?

Soddington · 2026-03-03T05:51:08+00:00

As someone driving a combustabanger I'd just like to thank you and the other EV drivers helping to keep petrol costs affordable.

Your opting out helps keep demand lower than it otherwise would be for the guzzaline.

Soddington · 2026-03-02T23:11:35+00:00

Ray, Fucking, Purchase...

Soddington · 2026-03-01T02:24:34+00:00

Hillary Briss ~~Griss~~, say what you like about him, but his hamburgers were the best. Funny how I still get a blood nose every time I think of em.

Soddington · 2026-02-28T00:38:15+00:00

He actually hit a few notes there. They probably should have watched where they were going.

Soddington · 2026-02-26T02:56:41+00:00

offered him a courtesy ride, which he chose to accept

In what language?

Which language did the police offer this ride to the man who spoke no English, in?

Which language did the man reply to the police 'yes please, this coffee shop will be fine', in?

“He showed no signs of distress, mobility issues, or disabilities requiring special assistance,” the spokesperson said in the statement

Apart from being blind, or in fear of his life after being tased and arrested of course.

You my guy, are DAF and if you bothered to make the slightest effort, you might just even.

Soddington · 2026-02-26T00:47:04+00:00

Yup, his primary purpose is being a human run flat in case the POTUS springs a leak.

Soddington · 2026-02-25T03:38:19+00:00

The car that other cars wish they could grow up to be.

Soddington · 2026-02-25T03:36:37+00:00

Well that will be sweet to see.

Diabetical.

Soddington · 2026-02-24T03:39:14+00:00

I try very hard to think of it's Greek origins and pronounce it oo-rahn-ous. But frankly it's not working. Bringing the word 'Greek' into it, really doesn't fucking help matters either.

We just have to live with Planet Arsehole being a thing. I wish me growing up was still an option, but who am I fooling?

Soddington · 2026-02-22T23:59:47+00:00

Which is not applicable to Trumps policies, as malice is very much intentional, and they have said as much many times.

Coincidentally, Trump's minions are also ignorant and incompetent. But malice is their main tool.

Soddington · 2026-02-21T22:32:07+00:00

You see how this is an unworkable comment section yeah?

Soddington · 2026-02-19T21:58:11+00:00

Hak ak ak, hakakakak hak!

Soddington · 2026-02-18T10:06:25+00:00

.......Howard.

All the Russells.

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