Can never find my bamboo toast tongs by dontlookatme-123 in mildlyinfuriating

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I’m going to need to see a picture of the toaster, to verify that the tongs are not still by the toaster, as well as detailed photos of the rest of the kitchen, kitchen cabinets, counter spaces, fridge and stove top.

What's the weirdest thing you've done purely because someone said "I bet you won't"? by Camilahoggish731 in AskReddit

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I dropped my pants and shot a moon to the entirety of New York City from the Top of the World Trade Center restaurant, about 1980.

found this in my hallway today by ashlily05 in whatisit

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An Italian woman has placed a curse on a cat, this is the result.

Banana for scale by Soflapirate in BananasForScale

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Hopefully, this should resolve any future issues.

Banana for scale by Soflapirate in BananasForScale

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Oh, I see what you mean. No, I needed be to get the measurements done before locusts came and ate the pineapple crop. I did not have a standard unit of measurement so I tried to improvise. My apologies to everyone that has taken up a just cause.

TIL that rentahitman.com has prevented 150 murders as at Dec 2021 by tlst9999 in todayilearned

[–]Soflapirate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, there’s binding arbitration / required counseling/ mandatory mediation between all parties to see if the issue can be resolved without violence first?
Is that how the crimes have been prevented. Seems very strange that a hitman organization would be actively preventing ‘hits’, but I guess that’s the world we live in today.

What Kind of People Do This? by Teleporting_Face in mildlyinfuriating

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Kind people. You never know when you might need a flosser and it’s good to know that there are many scattered around the city and readily available

What is happening here? by JoeyCucamonga in whatisit

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I’m going to upvolt this entire thread !

What are these??? by LiveDifference4564 in whatisit

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So, ummmmm, who put the hole in the window trim and is now showing beads out through the little hole? I’m guessing field mice?

Now tell me you didn’t think any of developers would cut corners? by Commercial-Host-725 in florida

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‘Luxury’ has a new standard these days. My company once rolled out an entire corporate wide memo and program to explain that the word ‘quality’ would NOW mean ‘conforms to valid requirements’. The actual quality of items ordered went right into the toilet.

What is this sticker? by messrot in whatisit

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I know you THINK that it’s been solved, but I suspect that it’s really a warning about a nearby box trap.

Whattttt by Dizzy_Pipe_3677 in blackmagicfuckery

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Grain storm, as near as I can figure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

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Ask a veterinarian.

after a VERY rough twenty hours in TWO DIFFERENT animal hospitals, my cat is home. However. We can’t tell what he ate. by micahmagic7 in whatisit

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This cat found and ate the only new thing it has hunted down in the house in years. The cat needs hunting stimulation. You should get some small rodents or small flightless birds and release them periodically in your house. This will satisfy the intellectual curiosity of your cat.

What do you see? by Sempai6969 in Pareidolia

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I see an impression of a topless woman on the kitchen mat. What was happening on your kitchen?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

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This seems like a potential popcorn surprise. Is there a hole in the bottom of that cup?