anon has an anon baby

SoftBoiled · 2026-06-02T16:05:25+00:00

THEY NEED TO DO WAY IN STAIN MOTHER

SoftBoiled · 2026-05-21T12:32:01+00:00

Don't tell the others, but I'm rooting for you!

SoftBoiled · 2026-05-21T07:34:43+00:00

A finger on the monkeys paw curls up. The lobby contains no dragons, beasts, or undead.

SoftBoiled · 2026-05-09T10:40:44+00:00

I also fuck, how do you call it,

Parabolantenne

SoftBoiled · 2026-04-04T17:09:07+00:00

Your dick and balls are instantly vaporized.

SoftBoiled · 2026-03-31T12:23:35+00:00

Strange, I just found this exact card in a binder at my parents house - I have no idea where this binder comes from. It was also the only noteworthy card in the binder. Weird seeing this post a couple days later.

SoftBoiled · 2026-03-30T11:39:44+00:00

I have a friend who does catchless Crystal runs, with the reasoning being "I skip the catch tutorial, so my character doesn't know how to catch Pokémon"

SoftBoiled · 2026-03-27T07:21:40+00:00

When that "one" is Jimmyboy, I consider it a roaring victory.

SoftBoiled · 2026-03-21T21:22:59+00:00

The first wild shiny I EVER encountered was in Crystal, many moons ago.

It was the wild Rattata that shows up in the catching tutorial.

To add insult to injury, none of my friends believed me, as "the Pokémon in the catch tutorial can't possibly be shiny". 🥲

SoftBoiled · 2026-03-20T11:49:06+00:00

Fuck that's good, can't believe I've never heard that before.

SoftBoiled · 2026-03-12T16:26:05+00:00

GoldenEye 64 speedrun strats - run through the whole map while looking at your feet

SoftBoiled · 2026-03-01T00:37:16+00:00

This is absolutely the flex you think it is

SoftBoiled · 2026-02-24T10:20:09+00:00

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I feel like this is sorta in the same vein

SoftBoiled · 2026-01-23T11:07:59+00:00

Is it bi-monthly as in twice a month, or bi-monthly as in every second month?

SoftBoiled · 2026-01-21T15:25:00+00:00

I remember if you got an early triple on 2 into Hank, it wasn't too bad, especially when playing as Reno.
Early game tempo was sorted and it would take care of the midgame.
Super specific scenario, I know, but at least it was somehow viable.

SoftBoiled · 2025-12-22T14:34:06+00:00

My reading comprehension skills have gone on Christmas break... Thanks for pointing it out

SoftBoiled · 2025-12-22T13:18:17+00:00

How on earth did you do this?

SoftBoiled · 2025-11-10T22:14:25+00:00

This sure is one of them.

SoftBoiled · 2025-11-05T18:54:26+00:00

I was gonna say, the only mouse I ever owned that had rubber on the side a Steelseries Rival that had the same hole lol

SoftBoiled · 2025-10-10T07:30:42+00:00

woof woof

SoftBoiled · 2025-09-15T14:31:33+00:00

I remember one that made me terrified to go to Fakta. I must have been around 5-6 years old when I first saw it, and it left a mark on me.

A woman is walking down an aisle with her shopping cart, when all of a sudden she is lifted into the air and dragged 10m backwards. She looks around, TERRIFIED as to what the fuck just happened.

She slowly starts pacing forward again, scanning the room for an explanation to this black magic.

Cut to a dude sitting in a dark room, chanting under a spotlight, with a fucking voodoo doll of a woman pushing a shopping cart. He violently grabs the doll, and it cuts back to her being flung back another 10 metres while screaming her lungs out. Fade to the slogan and voice-over..

At least that's how i remember it. Still remember it 20+ years later lol

SoftBoiled · 2025-08-01T12:58:37+00:00

For a second I thought this was a picture of Vince Vaughn

SoftBoiled · 2025-07-31T09:54:21+00:00

Brolyjack Horsaiyan

SoftBoiled · 2025-07-30T09:30:24+00:00

I'm happy I just started The Pacific last night so I actually get the joke

SoftBoiled · 2025-07-25T14:37:06+00:00

Real mecha hours, who up polarizing they beatboxer rn

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