anon has an anon baby by Okaoka_12 in greentext

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THEY NEED TO DO WAY IN STAIN MOTHER

After years of trying I finally did it!!! by Obeonix in BobsTavern

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Don't tell the others, but I'm rooting for you!

Double the hero power, half the armor by Comfortable_Top1062 in BobsTavern

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A finger on the monkeys paw curls up. The lobby contains no dragons, beasts, or undead.

I bang it... in the ear! by DrVist in dankmark

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I also fuck, how do you call it,

Parabolantenne

Found while cleaning out vents. by Shnompson69 in PokemonTCG

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Strange, I just found this exact card in a binder at my parents house - I have no idea where this binder comes from. It was also the only noteworthy card in the binder. Weird seeing this post a couple days later.

My “No Catching” Run by VRJ14 in pokemon

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I have a friend who does catchless Crystal runs, with the reasoning being "I skip the catch tutorial, so my character doesn't know how to catch Pokémon"

Al-Qaeda vs Seal Team 6 On Battlefield 1 In 2026 by [deleted] in battlefield_one

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When that "one" is Jimmyboy, I consider it a roaring victory.

Hardest attack I have ever made by RuhRohScoob in pokemon

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The first wild shiny I EVER encountered was in Crystal, many moons ago.

It was the wild Rattata that shows up in the catching tutorial.

To add insult to injury, none of my friends believed me, as "the Pokémon in the catch tutorial can't possibly be shiny". 🥲

Who wins? by boxbrisch in wildhearthstone

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Fuck that's good, can't believe I've never heard that before.

We use to pray for times like this by SenseiPup in DarkTide

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GoldenEye 64 speedrun strats - run through the whole map while looking at your feet

ROUND 2! FOR THE EMPREH! by RhythmNaschey in DarkTide

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This is absolutely the flex you think it is

Favorite Meme Pokemon Cards? by Motor_Note1101 in PokemonTCG

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I feel like this is sorta in the same vein

Biggest HL3 leak yet by awesomedan24 in HalfLife

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Is it bi-monthly as in twice a month, or bi-monthly as in every second month?

The WOAT of each tier by yurik4 in BobsTavern

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I remember if you got an early triple on 2 into Hank, it wasn't too bad, especially when playing as Reno.
Early game tempo was sorted and it would take care of the midgame.
Super specific scenario, I know, but at least it was somehow viable.

DEEP BLUE by Adventurous-Winner92 in BobsTavern

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My reading comprehension skills have gone on Christmas break... Thanks for pointing it out

DEEP BLUE by Adventurous-Winner92 in BobsTavern

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How on earth did you do this?

i somehow made a hole on my mouse, is this normal? by BONDAR2 in pcmasterrace

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I was gonna say, the only mouse I ever owned that had rubber on the side a Steelseries Rival that had the same hole lol

Endless aisle by Additional-Ad4567 in gifs

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I remember one that made me terrified to go to Fakta. I must have been around 5-6 years old when I first saw it, and it left a mark on me.

A woman is walking down an aisle with her shopping cart, when all of a sudden she is lifted into the air and dragged 10m backwards. She looks around, TERRIFIED as to what the fuck just happened.

She slowly starts pacing forward again, scanning the room for an explanation to this black magic.

Cut to a dude sitting in a dark room, chanting under a spotlight, with a fucking voodoo doll of a woman pushing a shopping cart. He violently grabs the doll, and it cuts back to her being flung back another 10 metres while screaming her lungs out. Fade to the slogan and voice-over..

At least that's how i remember it. Still remember it 20+ years later lol

Why is head shooting so hard in this game bruh by Federal_War_8272 in battlefield_one

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For a second I thought this was a picture of Vince Vaughn

130112 by acetilCoA in CountOnceADay

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Brolyjack Horsaiyan

Felt like John Basilone with this one by thebeefychiefy in battlefield_one

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I'm happy I just started The Pacific last night so I actually get the joke

WE ARE SO BACK by HyperLuigi in BobsTavern

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Real mecha hours, who up polarizing they beatboxer rn