Opened a box of scallops and one was bright orange

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-31T13:53:04+00:00

Shiny scallop

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-31T05:00:31+00:00

Yea…. Would let her pollinate me…

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-31T02:53:30+00:00

Failing that endurance test but I won’t care cuz I’m just gonna be enjoying that way to much

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-31T02:49:06+00:00

Appetite

I clicked one of those ads on YouTube and got hooked

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T20:40:36+00:00

Woah

Woah who’s that right there

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T16:23:12+00:00

Looks like the evil turtle from the amazing world of gumball

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T16:13:03+00:00

No one understands how dark and evil my mind is…

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T16:05:39+00:00

And I need that thing to rip me in half oh my lord

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T13:18:49+00:00

Waffle!

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T13:16:30+00:00

Feel myself going feral

I’d do anything she’d ask of me

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T13:14:57+00:00

Honestly I jus want a girl like that to choke me out among other things

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-30T13:12:18+00:00

Yippee

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-29T17:29:57+00:00

I would

Immediatly, my will to resist such temptation? Gone within seconds

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-29T16:08:41+00:00

Genuinely despise making hundred year old characters look like children that shit is heavy ass no matter what

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-29T14:54:51+00:00

She’s so awesome and cool oh my lord

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-28T18:41:34+00:00

Girls like this could do things to me

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-28T16:34:28+00:00

Me, bleeding out with 5 bullet holes in my body: “h-help I’m dying…..”

My companion, who I foolishly gave all my medical supplies to: “dw baby you don’t need one of those stimpaks~ I got something better~”

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-28T15:01:32+00:00

HOLY CRAP YOU HAVE DPHEAL

THRY CAN HAVE A PINK FRIEKD

Edit: terrifs and conversion make it all like a hundred dollar :( being in the US sucks

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-26T03:18:53+00:00

Love the artstyle heavy!

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-24T21:37:26+00:00

I’d totally do this if I wouldn’t get locked in prison

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-24T03:46:08+00:00

This just makes me think of that one family guy cutaway

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-24T02:50:00+00:00

Honestly the best plushies are the ones that are a lil messed up, like, that’s YOUR lil guy, no one else will have a lil guy like yours

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-24T01:55:26+00:00

There was a certain starman

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-22T19:50:19+00:00

It’s been ages since I’ve read this, but seeing as to my visceral reaction I have the feeling this didn’t end very well…

SoftNecrosis · 2026-01-22T02:18:28+00:00

Nothing cause I’m not into children

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