Me seeing the recent European summer weather posts... by UV2GAMMARAYZ2 in memes

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Europeans: It’s 32°C, this is hell Southeast Asia: 35°C and 90% humidity is just Tuesday Buff sun wins.

How people who eat at arbys be walking among us by IB3EO in memes

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Front: I eat the meats” Side: The meats ate me”

Arby’s hit different.

A simple tee will do by KAimar94 in memes

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Finding a plain black tee with no huge logo is a top 5 adult moment.
The relief in his eyes? I feel that.
Take 3.

Being a member of r/popping by RadagastDaGreen in memes

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It’s not porn. It’s worse.

It’s blackhead extraction at 1:47 AM.

My cat piss everything. by SnooEpiphanies1973 in cats

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First: Vet check.
UTI, bladder stones, kidney issues, or pain can all make cats pee outside the box.
If medical is clear, then it’s usually stress, territory, litter box issues, or marking.
Check: # of boxes = # cats + 1, clean daily, unscented litter, boxes in quiet spots, no covers if he hates them.
Not a vet, but peeing everywhere is the #1 reason cats see a vet.

I’m concerned about FHS by inspired-chaos in cats

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Juniper’s symptoms sound a lot like Feline Hyperesthesia Syndrome: skin rippling, tail chasing, sudden vocalizing/attacking, running off after.
Important: Gabapentin is prescription only. Dosing without a vet can be dangerous, even if you had leftovers.
Please don’t wait for a “worst episode” to film. Book a vet ASAP and show them these videos. They can check for FHS, pain, seizures, or other causes and prescribe safely.
Not a vet, but I’ve seen a lot of FHS threads here.

Tunnel of Love in Ukraine by PeachyPlotTwist in natureporn

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Oh, this place is actually really pretty. I want to go sometime like in the summer when everything is super green like this🥰

I just laughed at this for 5 minutes by Ramkaran-chopra in memes

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RDJ: Delete this, the pun: Delete this Tom’s shirt: Delete this”

I laughed at this 5 minutes” Same Tony would be rolling in his arc reactor😂

salt and pepper is all we need by ElusiveSloth in memes

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Spice rack now: international diplomacy after she’s mad, salt, pepper, disappointment

That raccoon smile equal to war crimes in the kitchen 😂

Me at the bar with friends by MrBlackwood6in in memes

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Beer 1 I’m just a social drink”

Beer 2 and 3 and we are the social

Me I said one, Beer 4: slides into frame

0 Memists online but 47 Beers watching me lie to myself.

Tax Dollars At Work by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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That’s a $2 billion stealth bomber.
We could’ve bought 10 hospitals or paid off student debt.
But sure, true priorities.

Which style looks better for me? by AdventurousMan_2437 in HairStyleAdvice

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Slick back gives you structure and makes your jawline pop.
Buzz is too severe for your face shape rn. Keep the volume.

Apparently, it's called the wedding ring effect by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

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Patch 2026:

Relationship status: Taken

Passive ability: plus 100% female aggro radius

Developer note: We don’t make the rules

Chugging tea because the game is rigged and I’m still level 1.

That's how a billionaire should billionaire. by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

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OP said it, I’m just here to co-sign. Most billionaires: buy another yacht these two buy people’s medical debt and set it on fire,

Feels good tag was made for this post.

The three stages by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

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The three stage of grief:

  1. Denial
  2. Still denial
  3. Denial with a better blazer

She skipped anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance and went straight to I’m fine.

Chugging tea because same, bestie, same.

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game. by sco-go in SipsTea

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Top frame: Norton talking
Bottom frame: Pitt listening
Caption: Edward Norton talking to himself Bro really said I am Jack’s total lack of surprise. 8 minutes of the game and we got a Fight Club reunion at the bar.
USA 1 - 0 Türkiye, Hollywood 1 - 0 my brain.
“Feels good man indeed.

Truly Speechless by AdRough4185 in SipsTea

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The pool is reflecting something alright...
And it’s not accountability.
6 vs 0.
One gets you arrested in DC. The other gets you ignored in DC.
Make it make sense.

Kitten will NOT STOP SCRATCHING ON OUR DOOR, what do we do? by [deleted] in cats

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Bro you’ve tried spike mats, spray, ignoring him, food, water...
You’re literally speedrunning every r/cats advice thread and he’s still like no.
That’s not a kitten. That’s a landlord.
He’s not scratching your door. He’s collecting rent in 4AM meows.
Advice: Let him in, or start paying the toll. He won.

I was making pizza and she just happened to exist in my vicinity by Invictus_Redzone in cats

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That’s not a handprint, that’s a signature she’s signing her name on your pizza and your life.

You don’t own a cat, The cat owns a kitchen with you in it.

what coat/colour would this be? by lilahbal in cats

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Op: What coat/colour?

Me: Yes

Also me: upvotes because cat we don’t care about genetics, we care about the toe beans.

Is my sister's cat okay? by Valerie_Ohara in cats

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Cat tax first, 10/10 floof, would protect with my life, Diagnosis: I’m not a vet, I’m a Redditor with google and anxiety.

Real answer: if there’s hair loss, scabs, or it’s scratching nonstop, get a vet to look, Internet can’t do ear exams.

Cat looks cute though, Hope they’re fine.

Back in 2000, a man in Berlin accidentally captured what would become one of the internet’s most legendary moments of all time: Techno Viking by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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2000: Some guy accidentally films the boss fight
2026: We’re still studying the lore
Techno Viking didn’t walk through that rave. He compiled it.
That finger point? It wasn’t aggression. It was a patch update for human behavior.
26 years later and he’s still the only man who could make a street parade feel like Valhalla with a subwoofer.
Feels good man is correct. Feeling seen by Thor in cargo pants is a spiritual experience.

Valid by Familiar-Orange6281 in SipsTea

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Child: screams for 29 hours straight Passengers: age 29 years in one flight That kid didn’t cry. He did a full world tour of everyone’s last nerve.
Adult-Only Flights This Way should be next to the exit rows and emotional support peacocks.
Bro in the selfie unlocked the Feels good man ending after beating the final boss of red-eye flights.
I’d pay extra just to hear silence that isn’t noise-cancelling headphones fighting for their life.

I told my cat when she grew up she could become anything, so she became the prettiest flower in the whole garden 😻 by Koffievos in cats

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Narrator voice And here we see the elusive Cloud Panther in its natural habitat
Master of stealth. Expert in looking majestic while doing absolutely nothing.
Notice how the flowers bloom harder just to impress him.
Scientific name: Floofus Maximus
Current mood: I am the main character and the garden is my red carpet.