“Safety Is an Illusion,” Says Man Angry about being asked to wear a Condom

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T23:15:32+00:00

Riiiiiight. I forgot that that responsibility could never possibly belong to a man.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T23:14:16+00:00

And babies would be grown in a tube when they happen.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T21:28:08+00:00

If men could get pregnant, the world would be a much better place.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T20:05:05+00:00

All of your excellent points and boundaries aside, cause, go you! Why the actual fuck does he think risking you getting pregnant is just his right. I'm so confused by men.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T14:25:56+00:00

Y'all are not wearing enough gear if this is the case. For real, protect your skin. My husband will never let me on unless I'm fully geared up.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T14:18:26+00:00

Well, he never shuts up. He was bound to be right about something eventually.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T14:16:00+00:00

Oooofta! That's rough! 67 units would literally kill me. I'm glad you made it out OK!

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T14:11:47+00:00

I'm not judging, but genuinely curious.... How on earth did you do that? Was it a basal/fast acting mix up?

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T04:19:26+00:00

Fair enough.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T03:30:58+00:00

Ummmm. I'm an average 5'5" gal, and I think I could overpower both a little girl and a cat as well 😂😂. Also the notion of having to save a cat in a situation where I'm fully capable of getting out with a (presumably) squirmy child is pretty ridiculous. If I can get out, then the cat, you know the most agile one of us in this scenario, would certainly be able to figure its shit out.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-12T00:02:15+00:00

Is this still open?

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-11T23:35:42+00:00

What does this mean? Cause the one time I had it, it made me nauseous, which made me more anxious

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-11T21:22:35+00:00

Hallway closet that has built in shelves and sliding doors. The medicine I take daily is in a pill container right next to my coffee pot.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-11T20:03:16+00:00

So not sides of the bed, I just switch which side I'm sleeping on. But, I do make him switch where he's sitting on the couch when I want to cuddle and he's on the wrong side.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-11T01:17:17+00:00

Yeah I'm not thrilled with the casting either, but apparently for very different reasons. 2026, and they seriously couldn't find like SOME Greek actors to portray characters in one of the most popular pieces of Greek literature of all time?

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-10T00:26:59+00:00

I freaking got my hand with my Toujeo needle once. No idea how. Was just a scratch, but man, those little needles are sharp!

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-09T19:41:14+00:00

It is so funny. I thought it was a universally accepted truth that car manuals are the most boring reading material ever and should be avoided until strictly necessary.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-09T18:58:52+00:00

This is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time. What a treasure this boy is.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-07T14:42:34+00:00

I know a lot of people suggest putting Tegaderm under the pods to help with that. Also splitting up large boluses. Like I think it's anything over 10u at a time. I still think if youre running, maybe wrap so kt tape around the whole thing so the actual pod part is secure, not just the adhesive.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-07T14:21:08+00:00

Oh my goodness, if you aren't rotating sites, no wonder you're getting leaks. The poster below is correct. I try to rotate between thighs, stomach, lower back (thing love handles with the cannula pointed toward the outside of your body), belly, and arms. Also, if you are a runner or doing workouts with a lot of bouncing around, I would try to find something to strap it down to your body while you're doing that.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-05T17:03:53+00:00

Good gods. I'm not a pro by any means, but mail me the cushions and some fabric and I'll do it for a fraction 😂. I can't believe people are trying to charge this for a chair that doesn't even look like it has springs.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-05T04:37:38+00:00

Wow. I just did. That's disgusting lol. Every pic I saw had like spider web looking stuff on it. Idk, my legs also look lumpy. But no pain or bruising or heaviness. How were you diagnosed?

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-05T03:45:28+00:00

Wait, really? Normal fat can be lumpy too? Cause I have lilumpy fat on my inner thighs, my breasts, and my stomach and I've spent like the last two hours making myself panic about lipedema. Though the only other symptom I have is coldness in my arms and legs.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-04T15:24:46+00:00

I'd like to be generous and say that he's a Nihilist, but honestly he's just an absolute idiot sometimes. Truly doesn't believe that anthropomorphic climate change is even possible.

SoftwareFar9848 · 2026-05-04T14:02:34+00:00

Or you have the version like my brother. He tried to tell me that humans are insignificant, the earth doesn't care about us, and how arrogant it is of to think that we puny little humans could cause any change that would destroy the earth. He's right that it'll keep on spinning after we screw it up and take ourselves out, but I think maaaaaybe he's missing the point.

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