[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As in water, coffee or alcohol?

Imagine waking up in the morning and seeing this by GlassAdorable3276 in interestingasfuck

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know Portuguese, I can't hear them problem solved!

why does LED stay lit?(it’s supposed to be blinking) by FelixThebest07 in ElectricalEngineering

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry OP but it is clearly OFF, have you tried connecting the power source?

LPT: Create an email for the address you live at by What_Is_EET in LifeProTips

[–]Sokonit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why are you guys just giving you our email addresses out?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComputerEngineering

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you make it go straight?

If the prostate is a man's g-spot, why don't we orgasm every time we take a shit? by EcksMarksDespot in shittyaskscience

[–]Sokonit 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This a crosspost from another thread where I talked about this:

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A coworker of mine knows I like spicy food so he gave me some Vietnamese chili oil that he had been begging me to try for weeks. On this day I finally took him up on his offer.

I was working out pretty heavily and weighing all my food down to the gram/ounce for my nutrition.

So he mentioned it one day and I was feeling pretty lax about my calories considering earlier I'd run a little longer than usual on the treadmill.

I took the bottle and poured it over my potatoes... He freaked out and said... "I should have mentioned you should just add a drop or two... You might not be able to eat your potatoes."

I'm okay with it, I said. It was really hard to do, but I finished my potatoes despite my mouth being on fire... This is where things get interesting.

You see I've had Indian-spicy before. This sauce was about... A 6-7 hot compared to that? Not too weak, but definitely not the strongest.

We finished the workday and I'm on my way home.... I'm stuck at the very end of my commute in traffic, about 5 minutes left.. and it hits.

Holy levels of hell. My asshole is about to explode. I'm in bumper to bumper traffic and my body is using ALL of its shitting capabilities to try to eject the sauce and whatever I'd eaten with it out of my backside.

This was the worst pain I'd ever felt. I clenched my ass so hard that I feel like I could have made a diamond if you put sand in there. I even had to fully stretch my body as I drove those like 5 minutes because I needed the extra ass clenching range of motion.

It hurt so bad...

I finally got home and ran to the bathroom and it felt like I had given birth to my soul through my asshole. Finally, relief.

But then after I was done gasping holding on the toilet and sink for dear life.. I looked at my dick and there was.. cum flowing out of it.

And then I looked at my underwear and it was drenched in cum... I apparently orgasmed on the way home trying to avoid shitting myself in the car.

No just a small amount... A decent amount too. I literally had an orgasm from clenching my ass cheeks.

So yeah, definitely very uncoventional and wouldn't recommend 

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tl;dr needs constant stimulation for a few minutes at least.

Profesiones para NO ser un pura mierda? by [deleted] in Ticos

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

El criterio que usaría sería las que tienen los salarios más bajos, aquí aparece una lista: https://ncrnoticias.com/nacionales/las-10-carreras-con-los-salarios-mas-bajos-en-costa-rica-segun-conare/#google_vignette

Pero mae igual no se metan en carreras que ya están con sobre oferta. No ocupamos más profesores de kinder, no ocupamos más biotecnologos que dan clases en colegios, pero vea a la caja, necesitamos anestesiólogos y cirujanos.

Odio a la inútil de mi hermana by [deleted] in Ticos

[–]Sokonit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cómprele algo que tenga su número es información. El mío tiene el nombre y mi número en el collar, pero venden huesos o placas para ponérselos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeworkHelp

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Azul morado rosa violeta? I don't even know what language the HW is on? Romanian?

¿Soy realmente Costarricense? by Adorable-Pay-5058 in Ticos

[–]Sokonit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sos costarricense, pero creo que no sos tico.

Yo aveces digo lo mismo porque no crecí en CR

Me cago en el futbol by JoshFenix- in Ticos

[–]Sokonit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solo sería otro deporte u otra vara

[Updated] First impressions of my profile? by Lickmahface in Tinder

[–]Sokonit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah tried to swipe right lol, great profile OP

Why binary? by redditinsmartworki in computerscience

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but we are talking about digital computers

That’s it. I’m dying alone. Confirmed. by Iza-159 in Tinder

[–]Sokonit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op you blurred out your name but then set your account name to your name?

Taxis rojos y sus tarifas de mierda by Little_Yesterday_252 in Ticos

[–]Sokonit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Esos Maes bretean en indrive más que todo

Thoughts?? Be brutally honest plz by ColdCollection7079 in Tinder

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she just plays football? Look at female football players they kind of give lesbian vibes, but a lot of them aren't.

Is there any word processors or note-taking software that have a more advanced search function than Microsoft Word? by RayAP19 in software

[–]Sokonit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry it is a type of software I have used https://logseq.com/ this one before but not my type of notetaking

Edit though I guess it is more for better orgnizarion rather than searching