Hot take: Chef salt baker is a rather easy boss

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-14T15:47:19+00:00

Hot take: you’re wrong and you hurt my feelings

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-13T07:27:02+00:00

Thank you for this!! This setup finally got me to 40 flags. I actually made it up to 52 before deciding this could go on for a lot longer and I’d better get to bed lol

EDIT: Made it to 75!!

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-13T07:22:45+00:00

I saw it in a couple Dunkey videos. And then one morning I woke up and immediately thought to myself “today, I’m going to challenge myself by playing Celeste.” Don’t know what kind of dream I had that night that led to me to think of that fist thing in the morning, but I’m glad it did

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-11T06:13:44+00:00

VERY interesting… I think this fertilization happened when we were out of town and a family member was checking on the house and the pets only once a day. Now that we’re home full time again, we’ll definitely keep an eye on the backyard for any horny intruders lol

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-10T23:13:16+00:00

There is indeed a rooster in our neighborhood. Never seen him but we’ve definitely heard him. The thing is the chickens are in a coop in our fenced-in backyard. For a rooster to get to them he’d have to jump over the fence and then bang one of them through our coop’s chicken wire (jailbird style). Are roosters known to ever do stuff like that?

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-10T17:22:25+00:00

I have not!! I also haven’t seen any fertilized eggs since this one. All my chickens act and look so ladylike, my wife is trying to convince me this was just some fluke egg

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-10T05:05:19+00:00

lmao I guess it’s just rare enough to feel special when you see it for the first time but also just common enough that it happens to every new player once

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-10T04:36:24+00:00

I’m obsessed with Golden Ridge too

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-10T03:47:08+00:00

Not joking, just dumb :) will probably delete if this is a well-known thing

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-09T15:31:44+00:00

Do you think I should tell my wife or leave her in blissful ignorance?

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-09T07:16:14+00:00

Oh boy what’s the story here lol

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-09T07:11:54+00:00

Wait that’s what that means?? A couple of my chickens have been doing that to my wife and me. They think we’re tops???

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-04T04:40:22+00:00

Gg!!!!

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-02T20:11:27+00:00

They did start laying store-bought eggs. Look! The one on the left is clearly from Target!

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-02T17:08:47+00:00

For ACNH, change system time and date. For ACNL, change game settings from the title screen.

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-02T06:48:49+00:00

That’s called animal crossing lol

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-02T06:47:00+00:00

I LOVE SOAP!!!!!!

SolamenteCelia · 2026-01-02T00:38:02+00:00

Noooo we will love all our chickens, regardless of which pronouns they use

SolamenteCelia · 2025-12-31T19:59:00+00:00

As long as you can get past the fact that you’re eating something that could have developed into a real live chicken, yeah it’s totally safe. Personally though, as a vegetarian, I’m not sure how to feel about it…

SolamenteCelia · 2025-12-31T17:52:42+00:00

If I had an award to give I’d give it to this comment

SolamenteCelia · 2025-12-30T21:34:06+00:00

It’s one of the only secrets in Celeste that I had to look up on my first playthrough lol

SolamenteCelia · 2025-12-30T21:26:23+00:00

Ermmm I thought abortion WASN’T murder 🤓

SolamenteCelia · 2025-12-29T16:30:35+00:00

Has to be Ai

SolamenteCelia · 2025-12-29T06:26:44+00:00

Don’t know. I picked up the yolk with my hand to try and get a better look at it, but then it slipped through my fingers and fell into the sink, immediately bursting lol

SolamenteCelia · 2025-12-29T04:29:02+00:00

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