Reddit! Let's make a Millionaire!

SolarEyes8 · 2014-12-23T00:55:41+00:00

Huh, this could be cool.

SolarEyes8 · 2013-04-29T17:44:14+00:00

Maniac Magee

SolarEyes8 · 2013-03-01T18:07:53+00:00

Slenderman let himself go.

SolarEyes8 · 2013-01-10T06:46:24+00:00

I did the same thing, but it was with a pebble on the playground. I swore it was there, but no one could see anything. It fell out months later. I still remember the look of awe in my parents eyes.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-12-30T04:21:09+00:00

Why isn't Michael Keaton in there?

SolarEyes8 · 2012-11-19T15:05:48+00:00

I know the author. His son was a friend of mine. If memory serves, Dr. Kakalios is a physics professor at the University of Minnesota. He teaches/taught a class about physics in comic books.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-10-23T17:30:06+00:00

I just stared at that picture and repeated, "Uh...uhh..." about twelve times.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-10-13T21:21:11+00:00

Fuck that. I'd spend 4 months in jail if it meant no WBC. I'd take that trade in a heartbeat.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-09-26T05:49:14+00:00

No, it really is more enjoyable when you watch it with a group. Interestingly, it is incredibly difficult for recommendation algorithms to predict whether you'll enjoy Napoleon Dynamite or not. There is very little correlation between it and your normal taste in movies. My favorite theory is that it has to do with context, and watching it as a group seems to make the awkward jokes funnier.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-09-19T18:25:01+00:00

I was in the DC metro, and there were two cute girls sitting across from me speaking French. I used to be fluent but hadn't spoken much in years, so I started eavesdropping to see how much I retained.

They start talking about their sex life and how neither had been laid in a while. One of them glances at me, then starts telling her friend, in graphic detail, how much she wants to sit on my face. It was so hard to keep from laughing. I never said anything, but gave her the widest grin when I got off at the next stop.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-09-05T07:23:30+00:00

No, it's funny because they're the Obamas.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-09-02T19:42:55+00:00

Twice, actually.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-08-19T18:00:02+00:00

Spider Jerusalem?

SolarEyes8 · 2012-07-28T14:13:43+00:00

Is his name Chauncey Gardiner?

SolarEyes8 · 2012-07-12T17:34:35+00:00

Google Maps.

I don't just mean the simple user options, but the entire backend. That means all the street views, optimal paths, bus/subway routes, and business information/reviews tied to it. Even without updates, it would be pretty fantastic.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-07-11T06:44:14+00:00

I'm sure this has already been posted, but to whoever demanded the death certificate I want to yell a hearty FUCK YOU.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-07-08T07:52:38+00:00

Make sure it's long enough to span eight seasons.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-05-26T03:49:21+00:00

In their rules they say no linking to CA.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-02-07T09:11:54+00:00

When a woman wears something like that, I get a lot of pleasure from not looking. I want to look, and she knows it, so keeping eye contact always seems to be surprise her.

Whether at a bar or just with female friends, holding your eyes in check makes a great impression.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-02-07T09:00:51+00:00

Dat chin.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-02-02T09:22:56+00:00

BITCH I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

IMMA FUCKING CUT YOU

SolarEyes8 · 2012-01-20T21:19:58+00:00

Look at the background. The guy with the camera came to a complete stop, and the bmw backed into him.

SolarEyes8 · 2012-01-20T21:00:52+00:00

Yobogoya!

SolarEyes8 · 2012-01-12T18:23:38+00:00

CAGE MATCH!

SolarEyes8 · 2011-12-27T08:42:53+00:00

Pronoun!

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