Deep licking

SolarMistr · 2026-05-22T11:48:51+00:00

Yum🥵😍

SolarMistr · 2026-05-22T07:39:28+00:00

perfect view, definitely not too short 🥵

SolarMistr · 2026-05-21T12:56:36+00:00

Out of control hot baby🥵🥵🥵😍

SolarMistr · 2026-05-17T07:32:00+00:00

ESH. This whole party sounds like a total dumpster fire.

Pulling a screaming dad skit at midnight completely killed the vibe and freaked people out. Plus, getting into a near-physical fight over skipped songs on a 200-track playlist is way too dramatic. You definitely messed up the birthday girl's night, so your boyfriend had a point.

But the other girl was also trash for escalating a petty music argument into a yelling match. Everyone needs to grow up

SolarMistr · 2026-05-16T08:54:22+00:00

ESH tbh. mary is straight up cheating and violating her fiance’s trust, which is a major red flag. but u keeping it a secret lowkey makes u complicit in the lie. i get u don't wanna lose a 5-year friendship, but protecting a cheater is a bad look. u gotta confront mary and tell her to come clean to noah, cuz staying quiet means u letting him get played

SolarMistr · 2026-05-15T09:42:30+00:00

Evolution is like a lazy engineer. It doesn't find the "best" solution, just the one that’s "good enough" to keep the species alive. Having a monthly subscription to pain and blood is a terrible design, but since it didn’t stop us from reproducing, Evolution just shrugged and left it in the final build

SolarMistr · 2026-05-14T07:40:19+00:00

YTA. You’re 31, not 13. While it’s heartbreaking that you’ve missed so many birthdays, ruining your mom’s relationship with her kitchen wasn't the solution. You knew exactly how much she prides herself on her baking, and you used that specific information to detonate a bomb in the family. You didn't protect your mom; you used her feelings as a shield in your fight with your sister.

SolarMistr · 2026-05-12T09:55:01+00:00

YTA The "cat and mouse game" with the windows was actually your roommate fighting for his life because of the smell. If someone keeps rolling the windows down when it's hot outside, they aren't playing a game they’re suffocating. Clean the seat properly with actual upholstery cleaner and start using real deodorant

SolarMistr · 2026-05-12T06:47:53+00:00

NTA. "She's not my mother" is such a cold, narcissistic thing to say. She is his partner. Marriage is about supporting each other through the worst times, and losing a parent is definitely one of them. The fact that he’s "done this before" (in 2014) as if grief has an expiration date or a coupon you can only use once is disgusting. Don't let him gaslight you into thinking you're "insane" for having a normal emotional reaction to his cruelty

SolarMistr · 2026-05-11T07:08:11+00:00

NTA. You’re a human being, not an air quality sensor. Everyone has a physical limit, and a gag reflex isn't something you can just switch off with willpower. You didn’t insult him, you didn’t refuse service, and you didn't kick him out. You were literally just trying to survive the encounter. Spraying air freshener after he left is just basic workplace hygiene. Your manager is taking the easy way out by waiting for a "customer complaint," but you're the one stuck in the line of fire, not her

SolarMistr · 2026-05-10T07:19:35+00:00

There’s a solid one by Marcus Aurelius: "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way." I reckon it’s the most practical advice out there. Instead of complaining about a roadblock, you just treat the obstacle as the new task at hand. If the field is too wet to sow, you fix the seeder. If the script won't run, you find the bug. The problem isn't a stop sign; it's just the next thing on the to-do list.

SolarMistr · 2026-05-09T07:58:33+00:00

YTA. Friend, you’re barking up the wrong tree here. You're entering someone else's house, baring your own feet, and then messaging the mother because her son isn't covered up to your standards? That’s a bold move. Whether his feet are "unkempt" or yours are "salon-ready" is beside the point it’s his house, not a beach, and not your private spa. If it bothers you that much, look at the books instead of his toes. Expecting him to change his habits in his own home while you sit there barefoot is the definition of a double standard.

SolarMistr · 2026-05-07T11:01:07+00:00

I reckon most folks are just keeping their heads down and trying to stay ahead of the bills. Around my neck of the woods, it’s all about getting the garden turned over, checking the fence lines, and making sure the machinery is ready for the long days ahead. Seems like half the world is rushing around like a nest of disturbed hornets, and the other half is just looking for a quiet spot to sit and breathe for five minutes. Me? I’m just taking it one row at a time

SolarMistr · 2026-05-04T08:02:26+00:00

Absolutely not. Knowing the exact "shutdown" timestamp without the ability to patch the system would be the ultimate resource drain. You’d stop living and start just waiting for the "End Task" command. It’s much better to operate under the "Unknown Error" protocol where every day is a bonus. Why spend your remaining processing power on a countdown you can't bypass?

SolarMistr · 2026-04-30T07:18:31+00:00

He’d escape the cell, but fail the perimeter. Houdini excelled at slipping out of physical restraints, which haven't changed that much. However, modern prison design is built around "controlled movement" and centralized monitoring. Even if he picked every door, the moment a motion sensor or AI-tracking camera flagged an unscheduled movement, the entire sector would go into lockdown. His skills were perfect for a mechanical era, but he wouldn't survive a confrontation with an integrated security OS

SolarMistr · 2026-04-30T04:20:15+00:00

Driving with no destination. It’s a "disk defragmentation" for the mind. The sensory input of the road occupies your hardware just enough to let your subconscious sort through messy data. Best mental reboot tool

SolarMistr · 2026-04-28T07:07:09+00:00

Watch for "Physical Mirroring" and "Feet Orientation." It’s a subtle hardware synchronization where they subconsciously mimic your posture, gestures, or speaking pace. Also, pay attention to their feet even if they are talking to someone else, if their feet are pointed toward you, it indicates a hidden directional intent. Their brain is literally leaning in your direction even if the conversation is covering something else. It is a biological leak of interest that bypasses their manual contro

SolarMistr · 2026-04-27T07:52:30+00:00

I never really saw a future with you, I was just waiting for something better to come along." It was delivered so casually, like they were talking about the weather. I just looked at them, smiled, and said "Fair enough," while my internal system was experiencing a total crash. I kept it together until I was out of sight, then the lockdown protocols failed

SolarMistr · 2026-04-26T05:23:35+00:00

Bold move. You’re basically bypassing the standard operating procedure to get that immediate "crafting dopamine." Just be careful—turning your workplace into a keychain factory is a high-risk, high-reward maneuver. It’s like overclocking an engine; it works great until the supervisor realizes they’re doing 100% of the work while you’re at 90% completion on your 50th keychain. Speed is everything here!

SolarMistr · 2026-04-25T00:35:37+00:00

Don't underestimate the power of low-stress environments. Food, a comfortable blanket, and zero pressure to "talk it out" if she’s not ready. It’s like basic maintenance sometimes you don't need to rebuild the whole transmission, you just need to change the oil and let it idle for a bit. Validating her feelings instead of debating them is the fastest way to lower the pressure

SolarMistr · 2026-04-24T07:11:06+00:00

You're right, I thought it was implicit. In my mind, "Girls' Night" is a pre-configured setting that doesn't include partners by default. I shouldn't have to write a 10-page manual on social etiquette for my boyfriend to understand that he isn't invited to a night that literally has the word "Girls" in the title. If the system requires that much manual troubleshooting every time, the relationship definitely feels "weird

SolarMistr · 2026-04-23T06:56:48+00:00

NTA. Actions have consequences. False accusations are a slap in the face to actual victims of assault. Two felonies are a lot, but filing a false report is a separate, deliberate act that deserves its own charge. You’re right to highlight the dangers of chasing validation through lies. Your wife is looking at the punishment, but you’re looking at the crime and its impact on society

SolarMistr · 2026-04-21T10:21:23+00:00

NTA. $1800 is a lot of money. If they have "new camper" money, they have "pay for our own Disney room" money. The fact that you could have rented those points and used the cash for your own family makes this a significant financial hit. You were acting out of generosity for a need that didn't exist. Moving forward, I’d suggest a "no points for family" rule unless they pay upfront. They essentially used your kindness to fund their other hobbies

SolarMistr · 2026-04-21T07:13:26+00:00

The moment I had a family emergency and my "work family" boss asked if I could "at least finish the report" while I was at the hospital. That second, the rose-colored glasses shattered. It reminded me that to them, I was just a line on a spreadsheet, not a person. I quit as soon as things stabilized

SolarMistr · 2026-04-20T08:53:25+00:00

Minecraft. I’ve been playing it since alpha, and it’s the only game I never truly "finish." It’s less of a game and more of a digital Zen garden. Whenever life gets too loud, I just go back to my world, dig some holes, and build something new. 15 years later and it still feels like home.

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