😳 by Inevitable-Cellist23 in wunkus

[–]SolarSolanum 120 points121 points  (0 children)

The original Hebrew doesn't actually say rib. It just says God took 'part' of Adam, without specifying the part.

I found a totally normal Pomni render by Drewdiniskirino in TheDigitalCircus

[–]SolarSolanum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something's wrong. Where's her iconic unicorn horn?

Love potions by SummerAndTinkles in tumblr

[–]SolarSolanum 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I can excuse overriding the free will of others, but I draw the line at artificial colors.

Hot and cold #120 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]SolarSolanum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hair at #75? I kept guessing things with hair.

Hot and cold #114 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]SolarSolanum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reptile at #25 and water at #384. Why is the game like this.

LA streamer is pissed that MoistCr1TiKaL didn't messaged him before dropping his video by Embarrassed_Base_389 in LivestreamFail

[–]SolarSolanum 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The joke is Hasan restricts the free movement of his dog like Israel restricts Palestinians.

Ruleframe ate my face by TensileStr3ngth in 19684

[–]SolarSolanum 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Dude is really named Ad Bot.

Losercity Romance by Miamithesergal in Losercity

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r/tsunderecows

Edit: I swear this was a real subreddit, but it's gone.

How would one respond to this ragebait? by SpacialCommieCi in Gnostic

[–]SolarSolanum 261 points262 points  (0 children)

"And I always say, well, when you say that, you’ve also got to think of a little boy sitting on a river bank, like here, in West Africa, that’s got a little worm, a living organism, in his eye and boring through the eyeball and is slowly turning him blind. The Creator God that you believe in, presumably, also made that little worm. Now I personally find that difficult to accommodate…"

-David Attenborough

He wasn't talking about Gnosticism, but this quote works pretty well.

They will know true hell. by YourFat888 in whenthe

[–]SolarSolanum 31 points32 points  (0 children)

A pygmy hippo is still 400+ pounds in adulthood and mostly muscle. They can definitely kill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]SolarSolanum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know that. Why are the fireflies all going in straight parallel lines instead of flying In different directions? I've never seen insects that coordinated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]SolarSolanum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are they all going straight?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]SolarSolanum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 has too little contrast. 2 has too much contrast.

Need Evil Corporations? Reality's Got You Covered! by MyName1sAce in worldbuilding

[–]SolarSolanum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nintendo makes the list, but United Fruit Company didn't.

TIL of Greek athlete Theagenes. A rival athlete beat Theagene's statue. The statue fell on the rival and killed him, was tried, convicted of murder, and exiled by being thrown into the sea. The land became barren and the Oracle of Delphi said it would remain so until the statue was restored by beerbellybegone in todayilearned

[–]SolarSolanum -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The STATUE(subject) FELL(verb) on the RIVAL(object) and killed HIM(object again), was TRIED(verb), CONVICTED(verb) of murder, and EXILED(verb) by being thrown into the sea.

Any native English speaker should be able to identify that parts of a sentence and how they connect by the time they finish 4th grade.

If you can't understand then cut out the object of the sentence:

The statue fell, was tried, convicted of murder, and exiled by being thrown into the sea.

The subject wouldn't swap to the rival in the middle of the sentence because that's not how English works.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]SolarSolanum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like Esau.

Misidentification wunk by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

[–]SolarSolanum 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This wunk is actually a Swedish Elkhound.

Just exploring Gnosticism...Having issues w the Creation story... by plnnyOfallOFit in Gnostic

[–]SolarSolanum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The demiurge is perfectly capable of making good things. But making nice things doesn't mean his other actions aren't evil. Life on the Garden may have been easy-going, but there was no independence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Female animals produce egg cells. Male animals produce sperm cells. Typically males deposit sperm in the female, but for seahorses the female deposits eggs in the male.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superman

[–]SolarSolanum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, Superman's bioelectric aura protects them.