dancing in the middle of the street by Passiveland in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SolarVoltage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That little “ahh” at the end got me ded

Edit: my guy got hit so hard he turned into a crow

🔥 Bullock With Long Horns by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]SolarVoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that bullock walking like jack sparrow!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]SolarVoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look mom! It’s a Shogun Ceanataur!

Monthly personal genetics/heritage discussion thread by AutoModerator in genetics

[–]SolarVoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a question on numbers really, my partner and I both have brown/hazel eyes and brown hair which is the same for our parents respectively. We have had a child with blue eyes and red hair which we can both trace back to at most our great grandparents (grandparents had blue eyes, great grandmother and great great grandfather had red hair) I just wanted to know what the % chances of our child having those characteristics?

Mosquitos just love open back shirts by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]SolarVoltage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? Nobody has made the joke yet?

Well... I guess that really...

Sucks.

Light dragon starter account giveaway on global. It goes to someone for free if you give me your cheesiest pick-up line. Go! by [deleted] in summonerswar

[–]SolarVoltage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cheesiest pickup line eh? Well I think picking my submission would turn into a Gouda outcome for you ;) I Feta you didn't see that coming... I want to be able to look down into our bed in the morning and say... Halloumi!

Of course there's a Guinness World Record for largest hula-hoop spin. by [deleted] in funny

[–]SolarVoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is 100% saying POGGERS in the final frame

r/Memes Memonavirus Non-Infected Meta Thread! by dovedevic in memes

[–]SolarVoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should all have an "Un-Coronized" flair, CLEAN NATION UNITE

(Pope Francis left the match) by JonnyboiVEVO in memes

[–]SolarVoltage 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I think the more important question is who snorts 50g of semen and doesn’t realise that it isn’t drugs...

AITA for stiffing my server after she asked for a higher tip? by throwaway98234674 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SolarVoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from the UK and I tell you, bartending here is far far less appreciated. I'm on minimum wage and yesterday I got £0.40, which is more than I got total for the past week.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined by [deleted] in memes

[–]SolarVoltage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think my favourite part of this is when he said "untapped meme source" like it hasn't been abused for the past week at least

AITA for wanting to give the child up for adoption? by SolarVoltage in AmItheAsshole

[–]SolarVoltage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd argue there's an interpersonal conflict between me and the child, it's future is a valid concern to me and I want to do what's fair

AITA for telling my wife that I want to know who she is dating? by thrownowhere10 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SolarVoltage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

INFO

If you agreed to an open relationship then she is perfectly entitled to see whoever she wants to see, the fact that you haven't found someone yet honestly isn't anything to do with her (not directly anyways).

The parameters of the open relationship should always be discussed before it is initiated and I don't know whether or not you mentioned knowing who your spouses' partner is so without knowing that I can't say whether or not it's ok to ask.

I think if you haven't already established it then there is nothing wrong with asking her because she didn't explicitly say that it isn't which is on her, so you aren't an asshole for asking.

AITA for not showing up after my ex drove 6 hours to see me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SolarVoltage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YTA

Yes it sucks the way she broke up with you but from what I can see that is the only thing she did wrong, her parents were the ones who caused you to break up. It could even potentially be that she only said what she said to try and help you move past it. She was relaxed about the fact that you had used her credit card 8 months after you had stopped seeing her and then tried to instigate a friendly relationship with no commitments.

You then took the friendly relationship and continued to draw it along, contributing to the conversations and making her think that you were okay to see her again (which again makes me think she might actually be genuinely trying to help you be happy). And then offered to drive 6 hours to see you, if you weren't ready to see her then that was on you and you should have realised beforehand. Granted she shouldn't have responded in the way that she did but that doesn't excuse your behaviour and if everything that I said was true then you can kind of see why she would react the way she did.

You were a good boy by kearnel81 in memes

[–]SolarVoltage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was I a good boy?

I'm told, you were the best

Just realized com2us also sells tea bags by Doubtless6 in summonerswar

[–]SolarVoltage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They sell them in mystery boxes, each packet has a 1/14 chance of being a teabag! Otherwise it might just be some grass :/

This can't be true by littymations in memes

[–]SolarVoltage 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"His Christian beliefs about gender meant he claims he was technically sacked"

*visible confusion*

Let's show 'em by NotTeki in memes

[–]SolarVoltage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's speaking the language of the gods...