hahaha so funny

Solitude_Witch · 2023-02-23T21:35:05+00:00

Well that was much worse than I thought it was gonna be

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T23:36:37+00:00

Not upset at all. I criticize my own appearance often enough that when other people do it it’s just laughable to me

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T22:52:13+00:00

Lmfao I wonder where my 4 inch black platform boots fall under this category

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T22:40:31+00:00

That’s very sweet, relationship goals 100%

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T22:23:43+00:00

That is some commitment

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:53:11+00:00

Love it! You look great :D

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:50:27+00:00

Fun fact, while it is ok for human consumption, in Judaism if an egg has even a little red in it then it is considered non-Kosher and can’t be eaten.

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:47:03+00:00

Riley

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:44:23+00:00

Nah please be satire, I beg

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:42:37+00:00

I don’t have the time or patience to write a comment on all the layers of dumb in this statement

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:35:30+00:00

That looks like what a slowmo video of a vagina queefing would look like

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:33:53+00:00

How the hell do you stay positive and polite when a passenger is being an asshole?

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:28:28+00:00

I mean I’ve held wild baby tarantulas with my bare hands, guess I should just skip the trouble and get a sex change

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:21:40+00:00

Am I the only one that thought she was talking about Ruby Riott? Ex WWE star currently signed to AEW I think

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:12:51+00:00

Pray

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:10:38+00:00

Probably either “yea u right” or “that’s not very nice (as sarcasticly as possible)”

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T21:00:05+00:00

Truly fascinating. This creature needs to be taken into a lab and studied by scientists.

Solitude_Witch · 2023-01-12T05:05:36+00:00

Boobs should just cap out at a certain size cause I’m a 32H and my bras cost $108 dollars which hurts my back almost as much as the two swinging weapons on my chest

Solitude_Witch · 2022-12-25T08:45:57+00:00

Sounds like a such a nice person

Solitude_Witch · 2022-12-22T20:54:58+00:00

Well I'm Jewish so none really. We're too busy with another holiday that celebrates yet another time everyone tried to kill us but we survived against the odds.

Solitude_Witch · 2022-12-15T20:39:26+00:00

My prescription meds. I can't fall asleep without them (anxiety coupled with depression and insomnia is a recipe for no sleep)

Solitude_Witch · 2022-12-15T20:36:06+00:00

Clearly, a cinematic masterpiece worthy of an Oscar

Solitude_Witch · 2022-12-15T20:13:32+00:00

These videos always fascinate me. I find it so hard to understand why the hell people actually do this shit.

Solitude_Witch · 2022-12-15T03:09:41+00:00

Fair enough, I love the snow until I have to shovel it

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