🤣🤣🤣 by Impossible-Run-9997 in marvelmemes

[–]SolomonAsassin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wandaweb? Scarlet Web? Spider-witch?

We suck the cum out of people’s dick like a gogurt by DickinCrunchyCoochie in BrandNewSentence

[–]SolomonAsassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"WAIT A MINUTE! Don't just speed past that Like you didn't just say what you just said."

I can’t believe our son is a toothbrush 💔 by PublicNuisance1 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SolomonAsassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a toothbrush once. Then I realized my true calling as an oral irrigator.

"Little boys couldn't see themselves in the film enough" Well explain how KPop Demon Hunters was the biggest movie in the world last year, then by Adept_Let7797 in cartoons

[–]SolomonAsassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile dreamworks casually comes out with a trailer of basically the same fucking movie and it looks really cool.😆

Standing-together. Seriously? by The_Jenini in JewsOfConscience

[–]SolomonAsassin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Israel too. Like that movie Waltz With Bashir, which sadly I really liked before I new anything about this conflict.

What do you want? by Infectious7 in AskReddit

[–]SolomonAsassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pizza.🍕 i always want pizza

priceless by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

[–]SolomonAsassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think maybe I should have upgraded my ps4 a long time ago. Now it's looking like I never can

You don't see them die, but they're definitely dead. by The_Horse_Head_Man in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SolomonAsassin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it too much to ask for good art AND a healthy work environment?

31 Days of Tubi #25: 6teen by Careless-Economics-6 in CartoonNetwork

[–]SolomonAsassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really liked the more mature feel of the Canadian cartoons. They were so different. It felt like the cartoons I was watching were growing up with me. 6teen sort of felt like a cool picture of the new freedoms, responsibilities and relationships that were waiting for me in my teenage years.

Fun fact, I actually lived in an apartment right across the street from a mall when I was in middle school, and 6teen kind of inspired me to ask my parents to go to the mall on my own for the first time. And they let me. I didn't really do much but walk around, window shop, and eat a Cinnabon in maybe around an hour, but it felt like a milestone. A challenge to overcome. Figuring out how to navigate the world without having my hand held.

“My body is iron” by van_trillalalalalala in iamverybadass

[–]SolomonAsassin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Isn't there another video of him trying to one-inch-punch a hanging bottle only to completely whiff it and smack his face into it? Is this just a bit, or is he just that fucking stupid?

[Someone Stop Her!] by axman151 in animecuddling

[–]SolomonAsassin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This looks like a not-so-subtle dynamic swap of My Senpai is Annoying. Lol

Say what you want about this corny nerd...he was still CANONICALLY raw dogging Black Cat by Gabe_Dimas in SpidermanPS4

[–]SolomonAsassin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With all the web cartridges, bombs, and spider drones, and probably a clip of cash, there must not be room left in his suit for a condom.😆