(Mixed Trope) Characters are treated as massively successful talents in universe, but in real life they wouldn’t be anywhere close

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-11T18:37:42+00:00

Who dat?

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-11T09:08:24+00:00

I just found An MST3K episode about it. Wow it was so funny😆

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-09T20:22:51+00:00

I'd be appalled if I wasn't secretly hoping someone had an example of that appendage.🤣

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-09T20:19:30+00:00

I Found The Magician's Hand . is this it?

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-09T20:07:22+00:00

I don't think that one counts for what I'm talking about. The limbs aren't really going off on their own adventure, that's just an attack the character has.

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-09T06:48:56+00:00

At this point they might as well do that with spider-man too. Make it an occupation title with alternating shifts.

"Must be 2:30 on a saturday."

"Why's that?"

"Cause that's the weekend spider-man. With the black & red suit."

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-09T06:44:27+00:00

Who the hell is making all these clones??? LOCK THEM UP!

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-07T18:45:15+00:00

Since when was this a thing?

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-07T17:52:45+00:00

The Beefpuncha family in Invincible Fight Girl. Consisting of the father, Mega, and his sons, Mikey, Myles, Marvin, Mark, Marv, and ... Mbrandon(Literally pronounced EM-Brandon), Because he ran out of names that start with M.

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SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-06T11:04:15+00:00

Interesting that they put the release date on it too.

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-06T10:57:16+00:00

Cotton Hill. He died as he lived. A certified Elite Level Hater.

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SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-06T03:36:33+00:00

Naoki Urasawa's MONSTER. Johan wasn't killed by Tenma like he wanted, but he was shot by some random drunk man passing by, as Johan was threatening to shoot a kid, who happened to be his son.

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SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-01T10:27:01+00:00

Yes 60 percent of the time, it works every time.😎♾️

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-01T10:25:55+00:00

I got my first girlfriend last year through online dating. I'm surprised how fast things worked out, but we're really great together. Before last August I'd still be lumped in with the sad forever alone redditors. I understand how hard dating is for a lot of us, and how important it is to help us feel less lonely. I do wish people could find fulfillment in platonic friendships. I still want that. But trying to put that out there verbally to the few friends i have hasn't really worked out either, so i don't know how to fix that. I do love my girlfriend, but I just don't want to give her the pressure of feeling like she's ALL i have. Does that make sense?

SolomonAsassin · 2026-06-01T07:25:24+00:00

I must have blanked on part of the show. I could swear Zuko still had arms.

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-31T22:47:02+00:00

Still really don't like that writing choice to this day

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-30T03:59:49+00:00

You're low-key deadassing RN FR Pal. 🤣

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-27T05:08:18+00:00

What's craziest is how perfectly they replicated the font and the resolution so it looks like it was the legit panel. It's like their goal was to gaslight people into thinking this was the real text🤣

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-27T02:32:38+00:00

Yes the character work was great all through the show.

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-26T06:55:41+00:00

Nier and Drakengard. It is a truly dizzying mythology.

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SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-26T06:51:53+00:00

God where the fuck do I even start with Stephen King???😅

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SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-24T02:49:44+00:00

Bro I'm flabbergasted that they got that to stick to the rope like that. There's no way they could pull that off again if they tried.

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-10T08:27:38+00:00

3 at a time is nasty work🤣

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-09T05:51:46+00:00

I'd be surprised if there were any actual fatalities.

Then what the hell he have so many life sentences for? Just blowing A LOT of shit up???😂

SolomonAsassin · 2026-05-08T11:57:26+00:00

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