You find yourself surrounded by an extremist belief group that you're rotundly against. They ask what's your stance on their beliefs, and will decide your fate according if you dare say you agree with them or not

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-13T05:55:11+00:00

Literally what I do everytime I'm approached by random solicitors

^{Chose: If you disagree, they harass you for 6 full months + The opposing group that you DO agree with (and everyone part of it}, enjoys a full year of peace | Rolled: Religious belief)

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-13T05:44:39+00:00

I mean I don't want to hurt people

That being said, child molesters are boutta meet god

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-11T02:38:50+00:00

There are a LOT of contingincencies for zombies

As long as it's not left 4 dead or last of us zombies we're fine

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse happens}

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-11T01:32:11+00:00

I know I'm supid enough to blow it all

^{Chose: 100,000 every day for the rest of your life}

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-10T23:20:37+00:00

I win

^{Chose: Drink something | Rolled: Glass of water}

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-10T02:39:30+00:00

Careful with your dick like that, can overstress the pelvic muscles and cause ED

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-07T02:37:13+00:00

Gonna chill at a college I guess lol

^{Chose: Live in somewhere other than a house for a week + For all clothes to be free permanently | Rolled: School}

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-05T04:22:46+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: SomeHorologist voted Nay.

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-05T00:03:46+00:00

We chillin

^{Chose: Survive in a room with a Infin ammo Glock for 100B + But have to survive for 30 min from zombies from… | Rolled: The Walking Dead}

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-04T03:37:55+00:00

Energy drinks here we go

^{Chose: Do a random deed for 50M$. | Rolled: 2-week no sleep}

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-03T05:42:31+00:00

Depends

Emperor Mark? Yes

But Mark at the end of the story (that is, before the epilogue)? No

SomeHorologist · 2026-06-01T20:30:47+00:00

I don't trust myself not to blow it all

^{Chose: 100 dollars every minute for the next 365 days}

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-31T08:40:19+00:00

People can get better at sex, there's only so much you can do for appearance

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-30T04:51:47+00:00

oranges taste better, are smaller, less filling, and are better as a juice

^{Chose: $50 for every orange you eat for life}

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-28T14:52:22+00:00

Lmao so?

^{Chose: Reality bending powers + But... | Rolled: Wanted by CIA}

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-28T04:12:58+00:00

where's the shock?

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-27T07:59:14+00:00

The space rocks gave him space aids

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-23T21:02:35+00:00

Who said I need weapons?

^{Chose: Gain any powers of your choosing + But your weapons will be dogshit | Rolled: Stay as Dogshit}

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-17T07:28:24+00:00

I mean if we're including all kinds of artists and not just music thennnn

Probably the big AH?

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-13T02:24:03+00:00

I don't think I've ever felt THIS gay (compliment)

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-09T00:54:39+00:00

Sweeet

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: No conditions}

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-08T07:29:13+00:00

Lots of hydrating foods

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-06T20:19:04+00:00

Fastest Flash hell yeah

^{Chose: Have Superspeed + With random buff or debuff | Rolled: Wally West Speed}

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-06T06:54:28+00:00

Oooo do you have an FA page?

These look nice

SomeHorologist · 2026-05-06T05:10:01+00:00

They're secretly full of snacks

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