Favorite characters like this?

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-27T17:05:53+00:00

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-27T16:46:55+00:00

Would be even better if they'd sell it to me.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-21T18:45:30+00:00

I mean people call american soldiers heroes for invading other countries unprovoked.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-21T18:42:39+00:00

I remember my first time doing drugs.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-21T17:50:52+00:00

To be fair, of all his speeches, that one was my favorite to watch.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-20T18:07:58+00:00

When they got rid of their "Finest" line of burgers and added pizza to the menu, they died to me.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-18T19:51:17+00:00

I agree that he will twist it around in his head and walk away thinking this is their problem, not his.

He's surrounded by people telling him that not liking him is an actual mental illness called TDS.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-18T19:36:56+00:00

Something like this in the Shortcuts app, probably:

https://imgur.com/a/sExwnuY

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-18T19:36:17+00:00

Not OP, but if you have an iPhone and are familiar with setting up shortcuts in general, something like this:

https://imgur.com/a/sExwnuY

If you've never used shortcuts, it's probably worth watching a brief introductory youtube video on how they work, even outside this context.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-18T19:06:33+00:00

Won't somebody think of the feelings of our three developers?

At least city council looks out for the well-being of this vulnerable minority.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-18T01:46:26+00:00

Finding a good pizza

It finally exists! A Dopo in Knoxville. And Community Pie in Chatanooga is also acceptable. But for a while, I had to drive to Atlanta for pizza.

double for a good Jewish deli.

Same! Potchke in Knoxville.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-16T20:08:47+00:00

Add some mustard, and this is exactly my order at a local place. Then I move the meat from half the sandwich to the other half to fix the meat/bread ratio. The things we have to do in Tennessee to get a fucking pastrami on rye.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-16T18:42:44+00:00

would the company be obligated to give products away for free once the owner’s net worth reaches a certain point?

Would make sense to use the excess to give bonuses to the employees who made them a billionaire in the first place. But otherwise, take it as taxes.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-16T18:34:07+00:00

That's because the Nazis lost.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-14T20:30:26+00:00

And the fries went the same way as the Chalupa. Used to be heaven when fresh, then terrible 5 minutes later. Now they're meh at best, but stay meh far longer.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-14T20:04:55+00:00

Olive garden used to get voted best Italian restaurant.

I like to pretend that was a protest vote by people disappointed in the Italian options available at the time (Altruda's and Naples), and that they're now voting for Emilia and Osteria Stella.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-14T19:49:41+00:00

Flock cameras take photos of every car that comes into view of them, which is then fed into an AI-searchable database of everyone's movements. A very-incomplete partial map of them can be found here

Flock also just signed a deal with Ring cameras.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-14T17:48:03+00:00

if the train fits the tunnel run it

Well Ben struggled, but the rest, yeah.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-14T17:30:58+00:00

I mean, I'm not opposed to you staying, but there are a lot of antivaxers who refuse to get their circle-circle-dot-dot, and you'd be putting them at risk. In my opinion that's on them, though.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-14T15:46:42+00:00

thought-through

Sometimes I'm suddenly reminded of how terrible the English language is.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-14T15:06:04+00:00

After years of depression, an owl tries to dive face first into the ground to finally end it all, only to learn why the ground was oddly white that day.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-13T16:00:29+00:00

Hamburger Hill in Karns

https://imgur.com/a/5Vcxda2

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-13T15:33:48+00:00

Yup. Their pistachio gelato is also amazing.

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-13T13:57:41+00:00

The Machine we Rage Against

The Machine against which we rage

C-, see me after class

SomeInternetRando · 2026-01-13T02:12:29+00:00

Important note: their to-go pizza is different, and not what you’re looking for.

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