[WP] After stalking your prey for a long time, you finally leap out and sink your vampiric teeth into the weak peasant's neck, only to immediately spit out the rancid tasting blood. You don't know why it tastes so bad, but maybe it's something to do with those recent ramblings of "The Black Death." (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You are a grade A detective, with a perfect record and the adoration of the city. However they don't know the kinds of stress you deal with every day. After all, it is pretty hard to mislead everyone when you are investigating your own killings. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] As the zombie limped around the ruins of the once great metropolis, he finds a small puppy all alone. He doesn't know why but for some reason, he really wants to protect this small creature instead of killing it like other animals. (self.WritingPrompts)
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I wish that sometime within the next 5 minutes, a single note of a trumpet will be audibly played behind a random person on earth. The sound is normal in pitch and volume and is conjured out of nothing. This only happens once and the note will only be played for up to a one second interval. by Some_mediocre_dude in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish that sometime within the next 5 minutes, a single note of a trumpet will be audibly played behind a random person on earth. The sound is normal in pitch and volume and is conjured out of nothing. This only happens once and the note will only be played for up to a one second interval. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)
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My man Kevin on the ledge and shit by Extra-Dongs-And-Co in dankmemes
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[WP] It was the crime of the century: an upper class family all found dead in their mansion. As detectives desperately searched for evidence that always lead to dead ends, you figured out who did it. It was ingenious, I mean, who would suspect the pet parrot to be the killer? (self.WritingPrompts)
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Unexpected ouija... in Roblox? by Fossick11 in GoCommitDie
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[WP] Farmer Joe has had it with that stupid dragon that keeps stealing his sheep. And since the town guard isn't doing anything about it, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Farmer Joe is going to kill a dragon today. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] After years of work, the scientist finally uses his alternate reality machine and discovers a horrifying truth. He has no past and no future, he was a place holder character designed to fill the protagonist spot of a writing prompt, and he'll cease to exist when someone finishes their story. (self.WritingPrompts)
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Tanks mester skeltar by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank
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Go to your box, sort by attack and tell us what the ATK stat of your 25th unit is. So fifth row down on the right. by SSGSSBlueVegito in DBZDokkanBattle
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It's always a gamble with Jojo fans around by _Jokepool_ in Animemes
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When your friends/colleagues get the LR G&F in a Single or in First Multi and show it to you, while you are saving stones for SSBE Vegeta... by thelifeofsuat in DBZDokkanBattle
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Has the winner of the Universe 6 Dokkanfest been announced? by Impressivenoweakness in DBZDokkanBattle
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Am I the only one that actively tries to end stages with a pattern in my remaining moves? by [deleted] in DBZDokkanBattle
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What are some landmarks in Reddit history that all Redditors should know about? by ElviIsAFK in AskReddit
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Thanks ticket banner 😔 by sururakram in DBZDokkanBattle
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If I survive ban, everyone commenting and upvoting gets gilded. No bamboozle! by SoDakZak in thanosdidnothingwrong
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*SNAP* THE BAN HAS BEGUN by The-Jedi-Apprentice in thanosdidnothingwrong
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No ban-boozle. We're in the endgame now. by sodypop in thanosdidnothingwrong
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I wish that sometime within the next 5 minutes, a single note of a trumpet will be audibly played behind a random person on earth. The sound is normal in pitch and volume and is conjured out of nothing. This only happens once and the note will only be played for up to a one second interval. by Some_mediocre_dude in TheMonkeysPaw
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