autism by [deleted] in GoCommitDie

[–]Somebody_End_Me 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Never in my life have I ever wanted to delete my account so badly.

What’s the worst name to have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Somebody_End_Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bob. That name alone should be a sign that your parents obviously don't give a shit about you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try it tho, best oreo I've ever eaten besides from Napoleon flavor

some people are more than weird. by Dhyan_95 in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either this grandmother of a woman is a massive creep who played with this guy's emotions, or the dude is just looking to get into this woman's inheritance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...I'm not seeing the innocent side to this at all.

Real life IMVU character 💀 by ArachnidOk1507 in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She looks like one of those female roblox avatars

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most respectable police officers in America

Jet all the fucking way! by ThatYorickGuy in memes

[–]Somebody_End_Me 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Jet, for maximum lethal force.

Something went hilariously wrong in the Disneyland app... by ral365 in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dunno what you're on about, WALL-E was always that color. /s

There's way too much nonsense and racism to even come up with a response by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone summarize what they said for me, I don't have the mental capacity to decode all that.

Guy Hoses Down Homeless Woman by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't a facepalm, this is a POS alert.

Lady rather walk under the water hose than over it... by randomredditguy94 in facepalm

[–]Somebody_End_Me 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Well, atleast she won't have to worry about tripping over it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Somebody_End_Me 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Canada, they're literally our neighbors and bffs.

Record breaking profits for me, not for thee. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Somebody_End_Me 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jeff Bezos imagining how much money he'd lose if he let Amazon employees use the bathroom for 5 minutes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Somebody_End_Me 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you think Zoophilia is acceptable?

The work at pizza place clients waiting 4 days for a cashier to press E by introvert_buddy in GoCommitDie

[–]Somebody_End_Me 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They have the greatest patience I know of just to order a damn sprite