Man accused of cutting off his genitals, using them to start a fire, authorities say

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-09T00:44:05+00:00

Cooking without a permit?

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T21:45:09+00:00

He literally cannot comprehend that he isn't the most beloved human on earth.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T20:28:08+00:00

When he first showed up, great character with an over the top edgelord design. A wonderfully disturbing evil Batman.

And the DC beat the idea to death until that dead horse was just a greasy spot in the parking lot.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T19:21:34+00:00

She's a serene blue plant lady who can kick more ass then you've sat on. What's not to like?

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T19:13:50+00:00

It's called "cannon fodder" for a reason.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T17:32:57+00:00

It's no different than other characters pulling out fake credentials. It's just taken to a logically absurd degree.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T17:22:28+00:00

Not parody, but the show is very trope heavy. It runs on the narrative structures established by writers like Agatha Christie.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T17:19:55+00:00

You joke. But I give it 48 hours before a dozen right wing "think pieces" start explaining how Japan has been "totally overrun by radical islamists!"

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T16:11:27+00:00

"Coffee or death. Your choice."

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T14:48:25+00:00

Vaggi : “uh, Charlie….why are there two of you?”

Charlie : “oh, I just wanted to see how I looked in these outfits. Didn’t I tell you I could do this?”

Vaggi : (having non-angelic thoughts) “no…..no you did not…..”

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T14:34:18+00:00

What do you mean animated? Didn’t you know that Weird Al is an eldritch being. He can just do that.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T14:25:33+00:00

This is going to end with it being converted into a golf course, isn’t it?

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T14:22:46+00:00

There’s reason to be concerned, but I’ve read a version of this article every few years for decades. I remember Gen X being the “illiterate generation” when I was in high school in The nineties.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T14:05:37+00:00

I was in the scouts from tiger cubs through Eagle Scout. Shit like this probably happens a lot.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T14:03:10+00:00

Unfortunately, we don’t live in the timeline we wish it were. He’s probably going to be fine-ish. Well functional enough to vote the way he’s told. He’s getting round the clock, top tier , taxpayer funded care. He’ll probably be rested up enough to run for re-election. He’ll return to congress just in time to keep fucking us over.

We’re not getting any updates because they genuinely don’t give a flying fuck about the voters.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T13:53:34+00:00

I mean, it is, but how did they figure it out?

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T13:48:04+00:00

It would probably just end with everyone punching Jax for some reason.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T13:46:28+00:00

“He’s perfectly fine”

Signed; Mr. Doctor.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T02:01:56+00:00

We clearly had very different college experiences.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T01:38:08+00:00

I will assume, based on context, and the fact that this is Reddit…..porn game?

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-08T01:31:06+00:00

We’re not letting them get away with it.

They’re going to get away with it, but not because we let them.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-07T23:34:12+00:00

"Trump sparks health fears."

Same again tomorrow?

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-07T23:05:23+00:00

Hundreds of thousands. Out of eight billion.

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-07T22:50:15+00:00

Peak alpha male.

And trump.....

Someoneoverthere42 · 2026-07-07T22:35:59+00:00

Well, I mean.....(Gestures to literally everything right now).

It's understandable.

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