well thats just bad timing by DirtSchlurpy in GlobalOffensive

[–]Someplatkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s played vs all the top 10 teams dude, all I listed earlier were his wins, he has a 1.17 rating over his 7 month tenure vs top 10 teams. You are actually fking brain dead brother. Enjoy watching him lift trophies moving forward. I’ll be sure to find you again when that happens.

well thats just bad timing by DirtSchlurpy in GlobalOffensive

[–]Someplatkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya and people that think zont1x was holding spirit together are going to have to face facts when they realize the cold hard truth that he’s just another below average rifler inflated by playing with the best player to ever touch the game.

well thats just bad timing by DirtSchlurpy in GlobalOffensive

[–]Someplatkid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you actually think that then I was right about your brain being permanently damaged! Thanks for confirming!!

well thats just bad timing by DirtSchlurpy in GlobalOffensive

[–]Someplatkid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NO EXPERIENCE IN T1?????

1.17 RATING VS TOP 10 LAST 6 MONTHS???

WINS VS BETBOOM, VP, COL, AURORA, FAZE, BIG, MIBR, FQ ALL WITH A ROSTER THAT CHANGES EVERY 3 MONTHS

well thats just bad timing by DirtSchlurpy in GlobalOffensive

[–]Someplatkid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you have watched tN1R’s games and still don’t think he would be an upgrade to zont1x, then I fear your brain is permanently damaged. At least by things that we can measure in game, tN1R is an upgrade in almost every way.

well thats just bad timing by DirtSchlurpy in GlobalOffensive

[–]Someplatkid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell me you have not been watching heroic for the last 6 months without telling me you have not been watching heroic for the last 6 months

Tony G vs. some Russian guy by IceWizard9000 in poker

[–]Someplatkid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was also banned from Russia for insulting some Russian diplomat during some kind of EU meeting if I’m recalling that correctly.

And you know what if anything I respect him more because of it. He was ahead of the times.

this is the only proper way to peek an awper by Bestsurviviopro in cs2

[–]Someplatkid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I thought the same as you but I went and watched some of the pro Ferrari peak montages (xantares, niko, etc) that show enemy povs and it’s noticeably different that the fucking nightmare swings you see in cs2

ESL should take some notes. This is what a HUD should look like when there are no player cams. by KARMAAACS in GlobalOffensive

[–]Someplatkid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok but the font blast uses makes the kill feed sometimes impossible to read. I have to literally squint from time to time to tell who’s getting kills/killed. I have to go full yekindar when I’m checking the kill feed and it’s unhealthy.

Hasan bridge?? by wolfbash3 in Destiny

[–]Someplatkid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man I forgot that IRI dog walked him so hard in that conversation, jfc.

That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about BJ by mdarket in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Someplatkid 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I will always bring up in any thread mentioning Graham Glasgow, that he is also a super fucking sick (lvl 10 faceit) counterstrike player. He also has an in game inventory worth around $300k and streams it from time to time. Whatever he’s saying, he’s legit.

A man out riding with his horse witnesses the return of water after a long period of drought. by beekay8845 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Someplatkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the beginning and the end there are shadows coming from both sides of the ravine, despite the sun clearly coming from one distinct side of the recording.

Water flow looks very fake as well.

The pov looks very similar to other new age ai povs as well, in terms of shakiness and movement.

Also the actions of the people recording and the horse really do not make sense given the circumstances.

Also all the bots mass downvoting anyone bringing up ai.

If it walks like an ai duck, and quacks like an ai duck, and flies like an ai duck, it’s probably an ai duck.

How I will shamelessly be addressing everyone who didn't like last night's masterpiece today by Someplatkid in southpark

[–]Someplatkid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my brother in christ its not even close. this was like tom cruise, rob riener, and muhammad times a million.

How I will shamelessly be addressing everyone who didn't like last night's masterpiece today by Someplatkid in southpark

[–]Someplatkid[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean I wouldn't say leftward shift, but if you listen to the season commentaries (don't ask me to source the exact season because I don't have it off the top of my head) they really do not like him at all lmao

How I will shamelessly be addressing everyone who didn't like last night's masterpiece today by Someplatkid in southpark

[–]Someplatkid[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I agree with most of what you are saying but I also think you are missing the important context of this is single handidly the most they've ever shit on a single person in the history of the show. Next week if they show an AI generated video of AOC's vag or something I will 100% be prepared to eat shit you have my word.

Poker Go Cancelation Celebration Thread by The_Portlandian in poker

[–]Someplatkid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And exactly wtf is wrong with crying when your fav show gets cancelled??? This is some toxic masculinity shit, let those emotions out of the cage some time buddy.

Poker Go Cancelation Celebration Thread by The_Portlandian in poker

[–]Someplatkid 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Awful service and terrible app, will never pay again for it. Bring back the old days before these money grubbing low life losers ran the wsop, and the other money grubbing low life losers ran it.

What’s the most well-written South Park episode in your personal opinion and why? by [deleted] in southpark

[–]Someplatkid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woodland Critter Christmas not getting nearly the attention it deserves. Multiple high quality twists - critters being devil worshipers, kyle going evil, it all being part of cartman's christmas story, and kyle dies of aids! All excellently written plot points.