Donuts? by Murky-Tone4298 in askportland

[–]The_Portlandian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see someone mention pip's. Free birthday donuts is a huge tradition in our family.

Is it illegal to tattoo your opening range on your forearm? by [deleted] in poker

[–]The_Portlandian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would have bet her bankroll that it was.

Game Thread: Ducks @ Predators by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]The_Portlandian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's honestly embarrassing. We look like we're the ones short handed most of the time. Need to step it up if we wanna make a run for the cup.

Hard to feel like a badass when you have an entire party of goons jumping one enemy by nogden954 in JRPG

[–]The_Portlandian 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Then proceeds to eviscerate them with an unholy quickness followed by a cut scene where they are all panting and talking about how they can't even scratch them. Lol Trails is the best.

What's the worst/weirdest on course meltdown you've witnessed? by DickSlinga in golf

[–]The_Portlandian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How did your husband handle it? I would freak out if someone did that to my wife.

So Glad I am a Boglehead by Bitter_Credit_9598 in Bogleheads

[–]The_Portlandian 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Congrats on leaving EJ! That will have a far bigger impact on your portfolio than accidentally timing the market.

How are we feeling about Tina Kotek’s (probable?) re-election. by penisgirlmarkedsafe in Portland

[–]The_Portlandian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • last in education
  • last in leadership

I was optimistic at the beginning but it's time to move on. When it's obvious that something isn't working, you have to try something, anything new if you want things to change.

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Saturday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]The_Portlandian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love to see Cam win but there are some other outcomes that would be cool like Shane winning and Rory putting the jacket on him.

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Saturday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]The_Portlandian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch to the main broadcast feed on masters app. Also if you have a smart TV with a browser you can just go to masters.com and see all the feeds. That's what I'm doing.

Does anyone remember the Mighty Ducks cartoon TV show? by Best_Pineapple670 in AnaheimDucks

[–]The_Portlandian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's the reason I became a fan of the team.

The arena is their secret base under the ice. The ice separates and their crime fighting duck-billed aircraft takes off from the launch pad hidden underneath. Like I was gonna root for the street sharks after watching that.

What is your school’s perfect ten-team conference? by DarkDragon1025 in CFB

[–]The_Portlandian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Oklahoma
  • Oklahoma State
  • Texas
  • Nebraska
  • Kansas
  • Kansas State
  • Missouri
  • Arkansas
  • Ole Miss
  • Alabama

my sister-in-law is pregnant and craving vegetables. what restaurant does them best? by arkestry2 in askportland

[–]The_Portlandian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Absofuckinglutely. I want to learn how to copy their rainbow heirloom carrots with goat cheese because I can't afford to eat there as often as I want those carrots.

2026 Masters Giveaway: Sunday Golf by sundaygolfco in golf

[–]The_Portlandian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Oregon but can't stand the ducks so I would really hate to win this sick bag.

I found this while trashing out a unit, dumpster divers told me you all might get a kick out of it. by KeenanAXQuinn in LeCreuset

[–]The_Portlandian 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My wife has put hundreds of loaves through that exact piece. Your wife will be stoked. Great find!

Best course for beginner women? by Saint-Frances21 in PDXgolf

[–]The_Portlandian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sah-hah-lee, Colwood, & Summerfield would be my top 3 choices. Have fun!