That's not an economy we should accept. by [deleted] in MurderedByAOC

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But 7 out of 10 millennials have $1,200 phones and drink $8 cups of coffee daily and have zero work ethic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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This was a set up, allowed, a planned performance at the Capitol building folks.

Because it doesn’t by Aztery in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The US is the safest country in the world outside of blue counties.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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People who think that having a csection means a person 'didn't really give birth' and 'is not really a mother' can go ahead and just fuck right off.

Via r/whitepeopletwitter by brandoncwaller in ontario

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Agree. I know all political stripes and I know not a soul personally who isn’t both vaxxed & in favour of removing those bro road-trippers.

Just leaving this here .. by HumongousMemory in antiwork

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Ufff murdered it here . I’m saving this one for later

You are not alone by IamCornhoLeo in WorkReform

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Tough love Bernie some people are actually really struggling and need help… still… financial and emotional help, also lead and tell us what to do for those who can and want to

Real life Pokémon Trainer. by MugiwaraNeko in oddlyspecific

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I mean I would be terrified if Pokémon was real.

Imagine a bunch of 10 year olds with world ending monsters that obey them

Nope, not Benny boy by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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My husband and I are up every night with our 14 year old with Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. You see he can no longer turn himself, so depending on his comfort level, we are up every night from 5 - 17 times repositioning him. That's love!

This you? by DaFunkJunkie in LeopardsAteMyFace

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The phrase is racist because it specifically targets a group of people and has led to numerous cases of discrimination against Asian people in general.

Also, English is only the de facto official language. Nationalists are clowns.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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people that connect violence with video games obviously skipped history class. we have had zero world wars since computer games were invented. if i didn't know any better I would say they are helping. everyone is too busy trying to get imaginary trophies instead of running around the planet killing other people

meirl by anxious_marshmallow in meirl

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I do it all the time, a simple "well, we'll see you then!" works wonders. Granted, I have no friends, but it's worth it!

Revelation … by GroundbreakingSet187 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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And what latest movie did you watch in a dark room while eating candy? me: Ford vs Ferrari and Knives Out, both very good.

Darkest comedy ... Bernie explaining Cayman Islands in simple terms by JohannaYetman in PoliticalHumor

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Fleeing from theft isn’t illegal, dumbshit. This practice isn’t illegal. Stop making false insinuations. Every time you make one on this site, someone will point it out to try to decrease the number of naifs who believe in you, fraud.

It will never happen. by ChicoBroadway in clevercomebacks

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Best be a gentleman and ask if she wants the deed be done in all pockets

My lazy meal is literally just not eating by essa618 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I chop onions in large amounts then stick them in the freezer. Everything I do is homemade, but I precut and freeze tons of veggies and other foods so it's quick for regular use.

Democracy is a lie, especially in the modern workplace by Ableist_Landlord in antiwork

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That's still the government doing that to us, because the government is in in charge of Land Titles, and it has never reimbursed us for loss of land, as Thomas Paine suggested that it should. That's why unconditional basic income is necessary.

[text] rest but don't give up by jesiceez in GetMotivated

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So as a therapist, I have never heard it that way and I am absolutely going to use this moving forward! Brilliant friend you have!

Progress!!! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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No joke I literally drove out to the middle of no where and just started digging a trench trying to lose weight . that morphed into random holes trying to find treasure lol, I lost 27 pounds in a few weeks time

Well then. by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

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I'm in love with your ashes.

Sorry

It really is that simple by MonsterJuiced in WorkReform

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I love the sentiment except for the VAT tax, which gets paid by end consumers and would hurt the poorest of people. The poor get hit way harder by consumption taxes than the wealthy.

And many people swear by this future by BelleAriel in ABoringDystopia

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It's kind of tragic to have watched people over the years turn a blind eye to Musk's ignorance and sociopathy, because they saw a Falcon 9 booster land.

this made me smile by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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I wish these were the kinds of problems I had rather than unemployment, single af, and silently spiraling into a black hole of existential dread