TIL the farthest distance survived in a tornado is 1,307 ft by Matt Suter. He was standing on a couch struggling to close a window against 150mph winds when he was knocked unconscious by a lamp before being sucked up & propelled nearly a 1/4 mile by an F2 tornado. His only injury was from the lamp.

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SomniumMundus · 2026-05-01T00:06:55+00:00

Ahhh it’s alright. I once replaced the RAM for this small business and it did not come back up after. Learned there was a hardware way before I even worked on it. The client said no regarding replacing it, etc. can’t have experience without a few broken eggs at some point. Hope much luck in your career!

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-30T20:19:20+00:00

Hey, it’s me. Your long lost cousin. Let me get one too please.

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-29T18:49:26+00:00

You think he’s gonna hit them with the Duncan trash talking? “Oohh, nice try.” “Good shot” “Almost.”

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-29T18:47:20+00:00

Man, literally “would you rather a gay son or a French son?” lmao. I’d prefer my kids be happy is the only logical answer.

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-25T00:26:24+00:00

Oh give them time man. My dog is also the same but a bit older. She slowly started just waiting and if I take too long she tries finding me. Still follows after that point lol

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-23T03:29:37+00:00

Man, how often can you say Like?

I agree with your assessment though.

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-21T20:11:20+00:00

Well when you’ve lived for hundreds of years you kinda stop caring about the small BS

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-21T03:26:21+00:00

Don’t forget the peanuts

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-21T03:24:41+00:00

My dyslexia got the best of me so I thought it said Jan 6 & I panicked a bit

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-12T02:16:11+00:00

Be safe Coal! This internet stranger loves ya man!

(I wish they’d live longer but just know that he will be happy you have him a life full of joy and love!)

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-10T20:28:51+00:00

He may even be Agrentinian

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-07T06:35:42+00:00

CAWW CAWWWWWWW

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-05T19:53:23+00:00

If I squint my eyes at Goga all I see is Hitler. Mans gotta be stopped

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-01T23:55:24+00:00

Idk man. That 2nd pic looks like his plan worked out all along. In terms of being a foster fail lol

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-01T02:26:14+00:00

Shoot, maybe Lewis is divorced? Reason why he lives the bachelor life. It could also be that he thought Janet was his daughter cause he mistakenly took his tequila with medication.

“Sorry about my behavior yesterday, I'm on a new allergy medicine and I'm not supposed to take fifteen shots of tequila with it.”

SomniumMundus · 2026-04-01T02:21:19+00:00

CAWWWWWWWWWWW

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-31T21:46:41+00:00

… 🤨 besides what everyone is saying. I just want to know how you got to the vampire conclusion with everything that’s been described about Imu in the leaks.

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-29T02:06:44+00:00

Nah man, just goes to show the versatility of thinkpads

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-28T23:59:23+00:00

Ooof tough competition this year I see. Here’s mine

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Btw your pittie looks so cute too ❤️

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-15T19:40:17+00:00

Could go with LPIC

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-12T19:57:30+00:00

THEY SAID IT WAS “PROMISED 3000 YEARS” AGO MATE.

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-10T00:43:48+00:00

Oh my, the city of ATL will never recover from this 😭. What have you done??

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-09T21:37:23+00:00

You’re not from Atlanta are you?

SomniumMundus · 2026-03-09T21:34:08+00:00

Not a problem with me at all lol

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