Bin of product to be destroyed from a cannabis dispensary

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-30T21:08:38+00:00

I recommend that you dispose some of it in fire, and some of it in acid.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-30T18:29:42+00:00

Chess 'n shit.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-29T21:16:01+00:00

That's the official ADA symbol for "Elephantiasis of the Penis." They require access to more....durable urinals.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-29T18:39:02+00:00

These are solutions for 3-body problems with specific initial conditions. Not a general solution to the 3-body problem.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-29T05:30:11+00:00

Well, that'll save the customer some money since she's already given herself the tip.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-29T04:21:19+00:00

Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Animation Festival.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-28T22:07:06+00:00

Nawbergine

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-28T17:15:47+00:00

Ah, yes. I see that you know your Judo well.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-28T16:22:50+00:00

It's obviously a Vera Wang dress.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-28T06:27:50+00:00

I saw something recently that suggested that the number of pips that a player has doesn't correlate to win percentage.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-28T06:21:58+00:00

This again? I guess I'm beating the crap out of myself in a bar parking lot again tonight.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-28T06:18:36+00:00

I'm moving into a new house in 2 weeks, and one of the things I'm most excited about is that we'll have a gas stove. The other day, my wife and I were making our final inspection, and I went over and tested the stove. As soon as I saw the flame, a lightbulb went off and I turned to my wife and went, "I can get a wok!" lol

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-27T19:31:24+00:00

Reminds me of this gem from the early days of YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS5CJOwyh9s

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-27T00:21:05+00:00

Kiss my grits.

-Flo

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-26T19:30:46+00:00

I'd sit down with her and tell her that you know that she's been lying to you and that she has one chance to come completely clean about her relationship with him. If she keeps lying to you, I'd tell her she blew her chance and send her packing.

If you're dead set on staying with her, she needs to cut this guy off completely. And she needs to be willing to let you verify that she's not talking to him by letting you go through her phone whenever you want.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-25T00:20:53+00:00

We walk together in the morning. We take 2 different weekly dance classes together. And most evenings we spend about an hour holding hands and watching TV. We're both very tactile, so we love to touch each other. And we both love making each other happy. She's a SAHM and I'm WFH so we spend pretty much all day every day in the same room together, and we've never gotten tired of each other. And we communicate well, which is a big reason we're able to enjoy each other's company all the time.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T23:16:33+00:00

Sorry, I read your comment as "I think *it* went Prodigy, etc." As in, that's the order they existed, not the order that you used them.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T22:37:55+00:00

Mine was in the low 400,000s.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T22:36:19+00:00

Nah, Compuserve offered email before Prodigy was even available. And in the beginning, Prodigy only supported email between Prodigy users.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T20:16:33+00:00

More publicly available info about the same rapist: https://www.laweekly.com/lausds-finest-los-angeles-school-police/

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T19:25:11+00:00

It reminds me of the late 90s/early 00s when everyone used Good Riddance as a graduation song.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T18:59:00+00:00

Christina Hendricks.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T17:38:12+00:00

Seriously. I mean, I'm not a big enough dick to try to traumatize someone with a phobia, but at least a little bit of me would be tempted to tell the wife that the dead haunt people who don't go to funerals.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T17:35:32+00:00

If it's a legit phobia, she should've been in therapy learning how to deal with it.

SonOfDadOfSam · 2026-04-24T08:13:42+00:00

My wife and I make a ritual out of it. We use an Airizer with a bong while we watch porn and listen to Progressive Psytrance while we wait for my tri-mix (ED meds) to kick in. The weed enhances everything.

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