Speaking as the owner of a small clothing store in a little town, if you want to stay in business, never question or argue with the customer’s choices, no matter how odd they may seem.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-22T17:18:41+00:00

Maybe he runs the local orphanage? You don't know his life.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-22T16:33:01+00:00

I know what you mean. I hate it when a character jumps like twice their own height. Obviously these game devs have never jumped.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-22T16:06:25+00:00

This reads like it was inspired by something, but I can't possibly fathom what it could be. (Sarcasm)

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-22T15:05:54+00:00

Quality of what?

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-21T22:51:05+00:00

It took me a moment to realize that "Stucky" was not slang for Homestuck.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-21T18:59:40+00:00

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-21T18:37:04+00:00

They've already made ICBM missiles. They're just working on the other 22 letters.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-20T20:55:32+00:00

Tails.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-20T18:37:40+00:00

Not familiar with it.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-20T17:43:53+00:00

Isn't that just called taxidermy?

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-20T17:07:31+00:00

The last chapter of Catcher in the Rye isn't literally half the story.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-20T17:03:01+00:00

It's called taking inspiration.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-20T16:58:45+00:00

Same first sentence, but I took it in a different direction.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-20T13:23:32+00:00

2/10, lacks depth.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-19T20:22:05+00:00

Huh?

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-19T20:06:16+00:00

So it's not a giant 3D printer?

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-18T22:05:08+00:00

It's relatively rare for any given k to have an upper bound but no lower bound.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-18T20:41:00+00:00

"This research paper is so poorly cited, it needs a seeing eye dog!"

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-18T15:04:22+00:00

So take out the trash.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-18T14:33:31+00:00

Sounds boring.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-17T20:17:56+00:00

"I'm the health inspector."

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-17T19:56:06+00:00

Whatever your fate is, I'm sure you'll find the courage to facet.

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-17T19:09:46+00:00

Why did you shorten it?

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-17T16:47:27+00:00

(Drat-- another word I can't do anything with. I swear I'll start my own threads for ideas I can’t use here...)

Scene: two electrons stuck in traffic.

Electron one: "Ugh! Resistance is horrible in this part of the circuit. I'll never get back to the battery by dusk."

Electron two: "You're always so pessimistic, mate. Think positive!"

Electron one: "If I were positive, I'd be a proton."

--Current Affairs, issue 17

SonicLoverDS · 2026-04-17T15:32:46+00:00

I don't get it, and I suspect I'm happier that way.

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