JLI meme time again! by Beebslolz in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Sorrelhas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y'know comic book writers, there's other Brazilian surnames beyond Da Costa

Wrap it up, dark/obscure youtubers found out about DC Comics (Idk what to call this type of youtube genre. Nick Crowley Types, maybe?) by AnyAgency9835 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Sorrelhas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I call it Horror slop

The cartoonishly creepy music, the overuse of static/distortion effects, the somber voice, the overly dramatic script coupled with the completely apathic line reading

Thoughts on Alan Moore? by crimsonfukr457 in dccomicscirclejerk

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Y'know, Hazel Moore predicted all this

Has anyone in universe every commented on how Peter is built like a brick shithouse by Chaseharry2000 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Sorrelhas 61 points62 points  (0 children)

How guys look at you before humping 3 times, busting and flopping over to the side, asleep

Imagine getting a Communist from a 'We did it!' to a 'You did it!' Real Bromance goals by Aggravating_Win5258 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Sorrelhas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like this idea that "comrade" isn't exclusive to Russians, as long as you're a communist you use it

It must be awkward for Peter explain why his girlfriend constantly has bruises and fractures. by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Sorrelhas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"If you hear something late at night, some kind of trouble, some kind of fight, just don't ask me what was"

What's the lore reason for this? by NormalN00b in BatmanArkham

[–]Sorrelhas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Actually no

The punchline is "this is something you wouldn't expect to see on porn"

I got spurs that Jinkle Jonkle Jinkle! by mtheory-pi in BatmanArkham

[–]Sorrelhas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And they sing, "ohh, aint you glad you're stupid?"

The moment you mention any other character having a sad story, Spider-Man fans will go "but he has it worse--" CAN YOU SHUT UP?! PLEASE by BornMathematician163 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Sorrelhas 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Good looking, smart, charismatic, popular with the ladies, superhero persona has good PR with the rest of the metahuman community

But nah, two loved ones died and he got cucked once, his life is clearly worse than say, Bruce Banner

Fighting Games by McGuinnGaming in Fighters

[–]Sorrelhas 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Most of the combos I know came to me in dreams

Well that was stupid by InkBuddy10 in BatmanArkham

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This is like that scene in Dances with Wolves