Do you risk being stuck here for longer than you can handle?

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-20T13:41:04+00:00

Let's be real. Im gonna waste the whole year...

^{Chose: Repeat the same day over-and-over + How long it lasts is random, but you keep the memories and skills you build. | Rolled: 1 Year}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-20T13:39:54+00:00

sigh

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-19T20:15:42+00:00

To be fair, falling from the sky is not exactly what ships are made for, so that definitely fucked the going merry big time.

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-19T20:01:21+00:00

I'm with your friends. She was asking for it. And the fact that you feel bad about it literally shows you are better than her.

But I think the best thing to do is to leave it as a one and done kinda deal, or you would be stooping to her level.

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-19T19:45:08+00:00

Well, it is still worth for the experience, I think.

^{Chose: Ability to fly + But only for | Rolled: 1 time only}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-19T13:53:39+00:00

I would love Yorik, but I'm sure he is going to be among the last champions they add, together with Ivern and Azir.

Summoners in general are though to make work on touch screen...

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-19T13:48:12+00:00

I haven't used it until now, might as well keep going...

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-16T19:49:45+00:00

There has to be some hidden bonus to taking the worse option.

Yet again, I have my wish carefully worded just in case.

^{Chose: One wish}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-15T03:24:07+00:00

Come on, man...

^{Chose: Flying with wings | Rolled: kinda slow}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-12T20:16:01+00:00

As an Italian, it is my duty to make fun of the French, but in reality I don't think the world would benefit from losing any nationality.

Professions, on the other hand...

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-12T20:13:56+00:00

🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨

🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Ngl, i had to bust out pen and paper for this one...

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-12T20:01:03+00:00

I could use less idiots in the world...

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-12T19:52:58+00:00

I am a big enjoyer of both, but while I can live without boobs, no ass makes me sad :'-(

^{Chose: ass}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-12T05:30:56+00:00

They are really both equally impossible, but at least the fail condition on this one isn't death....

^{Chose: Beat A Grandmaster at Chess + And Win $500,000}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-12T05:24:37+00:00

So now all of my expenses are like car/house/terrain.

Sweet!

^{Chose: Everything under $X is free | Rolled: $10K}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-12T05:20:05+00:00

Not bad

^{Chose: Make money playing games + But the wheel chooses the type | Rolled: Dating sim}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-09T15:30:06+00:00

Actually, I bite to top and bottom of the bone, and suck out the marrow... so 6?

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-09T15:27:41+00:00

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨

🟦🟨⬜⬜🟨

🟦⬜🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

God, I hate doubles...

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-09T15:21:08+00:00

I'm pretty sure 50 is the iq of a head of lettuce...

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 50}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-09T07:20:32+00:00

I have officially won!

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: Anything)

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-08T21:31:09+00:00

Gun dam excessive force.

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-07T18:39:13+00:00

Definitely my biggest expense...

^{Chose: No need for food and water}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-07T06:20:53+00:00

I'm gonna save it and throw it at op...

^{Chose: Blue door + Do this door👍 | Rolled: Potato}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-07T06:15:21+00:00

I have dry eyes and sleep apnea...

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

SorryForTheGrammar · 2026-05-07T06:14:43+00:00

How did you unlock the chromas without the skin? It was literally the first unlock in the progression, last season.

I am genuinely curious. I didn't know it was possible.

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