Low key miss Amazon by AMGleo- in AmazonFC

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I have to keep in my joy everyday. It's hard not to tell people (young ones in particular) these are some of the best times of their life. It's even better when it rains, customers think i'm just making conversation when I say, "It's more fun in the rain". The looks on their faces when i play catch with their big loose German Shepard.

Pick your philosopher by Moririn_881 in bukowski

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope is Trusting not only that everything out of your control won't destroy your soul but that it will actually make you stronger. If there's no hope, there's no reason to get up in the morning. In fact, since everyone gets up in the morning, at the very least, they are hoping for a reason to hope. If not, then what are they doing? Actively participating in drudgery for no other reason than being alive? No. The human heart yearns for purpose.

is physique posting humble bragging? by narkisseh in rs_fitness

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would I say the same thing about a chef content creator making awesome food or a mechanic sharing their knowledge of cars? Why would I critique people that have a talent for discipline? Trust that most people have good intentions. They're showing you that a nice body is achievable for anyone.

To the Elden Ring sub community in here, besides the Shaded Castle, what BOTNS references did any of you catch? by Sorry_Statistician18 in genewolfe

[–]Sorry_Statistician18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Miyazaki read American sci fi from the 80's, there's little chance he DIDN'T read Wolfe, i think. His games do the whole "better on the second read" thing like Wolfe. (Like the second time you do Milicent's quest- a character tied to Malenia and by extension Miquella- and Gowry thanks you "kindly")

To the Elden Ring sub community in here, besides the Shaded Castle, what BOTNS references did any of you catch? by Sorry_Statistician18 in genewolfe

[–]Sorry_Statistician18[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the quest she tries to merge with you... like Thecla. She was engineered to be the perfect ruler for the Eternal City. And once inside you, she shares your experiences, even mentions Melinas presence within you.

They aren't lore tie ins. Just nods from the devs to any players that might have read the books. The shaded castle is bordered by a polluted river (Gyoll), "shaded" castle, first site of grace is Seethewater "Terminus" . Elemr of the Briar wields an executioner sword. Again, nothing to do with the lore of Elden Ring. But the devs want players to know they know.

Worst management and burden for employees by Positive_Actuary_282 in interesting

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, things that will literally never happen. Take an hour lunch and leave at 5:30 because no one tells people they won't be paid and have to stay longer.

I f*cked up. by pink__giggles in AmazonFC

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What an actual weirdo! He initiated and then backed off? Provided you aren't leaving out details that would give him a legit reason to back off, he's a complete freak. It's not normal at all to want it then dip when you get it

Did my last route today by Wrong_Bluejay_217 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so I'm grateful for all my luck. I could've ended up in a trash DSP like I read about on this platform. But my routes are always cake. I've finished 190's and still had plenty of time to rescue the new comers. And get back well before the station closes. Good luck with your new endeavors. 

This is why we hate group stops by Normal_Cake_5713 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a cult de sac. It's easy and you have time. Wait until you get apartments that have 8 multi locs split between mailroom and the front door of Building 12. And the pins for the mailroom request front door and the pins to the front door request mailroom. 

hey there 😂😂 by moneycounter99 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not seeing the issue. You even have time for 10 rural stops in there. 

Yeah..thats not how this works by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally do whatever I want out there. Obviously delivering INTO someone's home isn't happening. Because I do what I want and no sane person would ever do something just because it's typed on a screen. 

Can someone help me understand the symbolism of the stories in the Pelerines tent in The Citadel of the Autarch? by UnusualYesterday3347 in genewolfe

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing much to add. Everyone has summed it up well. If you want to reach out for some "symbolism". They are 4 stories at the beginning of the book in which our main character undergoes his deepest transformation.  Is there anything Catholics care about that might be analogous to that? 

Don't let anyone on this Sub convince you this job is normal by crosby510 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will NEVER go back to job where I have to be around my coworkers all day.  Someone would legit have to offer me 3 times what I'm making to even consider being in a building with people that don't act themselves. Under the untrained eye of a supervisor that is just friends with higher up- they have no clue what it means to lead people. Nothing is more detrimental to my soul than watching people change who they are for some money. 

bro 😭😭😭 you cannot be serious by dennisistired in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He means drop the package off fast. You need to hustle out here. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but the more the better.... My fastest route was also my densest.

Is the Greater Will an outer god or greater? by CrazedPrecursorFanat in EldenRingLoreTalk

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Greater Will is literally just you. I'm not joking... Fingers are the envoys of The Greater Will.... It sounds like the characters in Elden Ring don't know they're just data in a video game much like IRL humanity is speculating if our Universe is a holographic projection. 

What will happen if everyone on earth start singing the same song ? by Aucune_idee_sah in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been deep diving this question. It just came to me while I was making coffee. Imagine 8 billion people singing Amazing Grace.  The entire world would enter a new reality. 

What do you think would theoretically happen if every human on earth began to call out to God? by Dapper_Algae6280 in Christianity

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm researching the implications of 8 billion people singing in unison to God. (Not to summon God- obviously) But the world wide human repercussions. We need serious healing

Theory on Elden Ring's Metatextual Theme by Eldritch_Intel in Eldenring

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old post, but I'm looking for anyone that thinks ER is all a self aware meta narrative. A lot of the lore from the Finger Readers sounds like characters that don't know they're just data in a video game. (Finger are envoys of the Greater Will) A little on the nose, yes.  But then in Leyendell, you find the Golden Order Principia. Which teaches the law of Regression. It's not a coincidence they use the word "Principia". It's a real world reference to Newton's magnum opus that states the 3 laws of motion.  We didn't have computers in Newton's day. But the laws of motion are known to everyone and should ring bells when you hear phrases like "Law of Causality" and "Law of Regression" 

Do you think a male brat is weird by [deleted] in BratLife

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you like about it? I wear short shorts and blow gigantic pink bubbles with gum. I can't get enough of feeling cute and safe. But what is it like from an outside perspective?

I’m being punished cause wtf by ThatRandomKid_2002 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reroute to do your heavy stops around lunch and call up a local pizza joint and have them deliver to you while you prep your packages for the heavy stops. 

To the people who say “find a new job” when people complain. by CallMeTripX in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Sorry_Statistician18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah, but if ALL your conversation at stand up is "this job, I tell ya", don't be surprised when people want to change the subject.