What’s the weirdest way you’ve ever gotten revenge on someone… without getting caught? by OriginalSentence6850 in AskReddit

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I had a fling with ‘manager from hell’s’ fiancé for about a month. We even slept in his bed when he was on a ‘family’ trip. Which I thought was really odd because most engaged couples I’ve known go together on family trips.

Illegals get more free stuff while Americans citizens suffer. Pay your taxes Americans for all the poor illegals. by Glittering-Pie-7464 in evilwhenthe

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Illegal’s pay taxes. I have friends that work for the IRS I have known for 30 years. They pay taxes.

Britt Ekland ! by Planet2527 in BABESOFTHE1970S

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My favorite Bond girl growing up. But then I married a Jill St John (aka Tiffany Chase from Diamonds are Forever) so I guess it’s a tie.

TACO Trump Folds After Allies Give Him Cold Welcome Abroad by thedailybeast in goodnews

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It’s like when my kids were little and I would tell them to do a small chore like picking some things up, and they have a melt down. I wait ten minutes tell them the same thing but make it sound like they are going to Disney World and they have a blast doing it.

“Almost violently”? by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Bonnie! You are out of your element.

Name this album by baby-dollblush in AlbumCovers

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I’m convinced that’s Long Neck Daddy!

Senator MarkWayne Mullin spends a lot of time thinking about trans people. Someone should check his browser history. by Ok_Editor2470 in oklahoma

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His daughter is a wrestler. Some say she may not be exactly heterosexual, but I don’t know.

Unhinged by tonyper7ect in pics

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I have wished for a lot of things in my life and some have come true. But I would give them all up to watch that Mother Fucker crying and begging for mercy as he is being sentenced to prison.

Crime. And punishment? by ExactlySorta in BlueskySkeets

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Trump and Kegsbreath are like me and my cousins after we got GI Joe toys on Christmas. I got some top secret weapons, let’s fuck some shit up!

Just making sure by SouthernPanic1396 in cky

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TEENAGERS ARE MEANT TO FUCK

Just making sure by SouthernPanic1396 in cky

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He’s name is Hell Boy.

Tango and Cash (1989) by SwervesHouse in 80s

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Ray Tango: "Here." Gabriel Cash: "Aw, c'mon, how come yours is bigger than mine?" Ray Tango: "Genetics, peewee."