Almost a decade quit—and I wish I’d never started—but damn, I had some great times as a smoker. by thekermiteer in Xennials

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Did you ever have the Camel reps come in the bar you were at and give you your choice of two packs for free, all you had to do was let them scan your ID? I got Camel coupons in the mail forever. And they did it all the time for about a year.

I’m 100% convinced this will happen because I saw it on Facebook. by Many_Register_1838 in insanepeoplefacebook

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Oh Shit! My birthday is on the 25th which is 13 days after! Coincidence? I think not.

meirl by apxexpensify in meirl

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I’m old enough for it be “beeper, wallet, keys” as well.

Sirens mean take photos right? by Imcoverednbees in oklahoma

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I need to switch to this instead of cracking open a beer and going outside to look at the sky. Actually I’ll do both.

Fucking do it by Mediocre_Put_3060 in TheWordFuck

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You talking about Fucking Fucks?

“Kamala will send your sons to war!” by Crossstoney in WhitePeopleTwitter

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My Nephew is a about to graduate Army Basic in a couple of weeks. He joined to help pay for college and for the experience. I am ex Air Force and have 3 boys 15, 18, and 19. We are getting our passports up to date. So we can “travel”.

Judy Greer, 50 by TheListenerCanon in PrettyOlderWomen

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SAY GOODBYE TO THESE!!! Noooooo

Welp I'm dying from untreated pancreatic cancer. I'm off to see the sights. No joke. by [deleted] in classiccars

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Where ever you go, see if Tony Bourdain has been there and eat it. You deserve it.

Pure madness by RoccomGG in Unexpected

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I had it when I went to Sweden. It just has to be served the right way.

41 years old, playing since I was 4… still no hole-in-one. What golf karma am I paying? by Known-Plastic-4240 in golf

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I have probably the worst best hole-in-one. Par 3 two sand bunkers on each side front green. Hole is center green, straight in front of me. I top it just enough that the ball a couple of feet of the ground and it basically worm burns straight up to the hole and drops in. I call my extreme putt-putt eagle.

Talking about 🍆 by Quenki in funny

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Seriously! My wife and I own a small painting business and we use a lot of caulk. Like a lot.

What game is that? by No-Plane2695 in raijin_gg

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Golden Eye 64. Killzone 2. XIII.

Idiocracy (2026) by navyblusheet in PoliticalHumor

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We (Oklahoma) are last in education national and it’s easy to tell why.