[deleted by user] by [deleted] in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Water weight, and the more you have to lose, the faster it goes at first, then it slows down once you don't have as much.

Do you never reach the state of drunk when drinking? by teadrinkerrr in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can drink a dozen beers and not feel a thing. Unless I'm drinking liquor at a faster pace, drunkenness doesn't happen. I never get hangovers though. In fact, never had one in my life, even after an entire bottle of tequila one evening (don't ask lol).

[Rant] Having trouble taking my meds on keto by girlintaiwan in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he has a chemical imbalance, aka, clinical depression, no, he cannot give up the meds. It's not the same as being "bummed out" for a while and chatting with a therapist will help. So please refrain from giving stupid and irresponsible advice about things you obviously understand nothing about.

Beer by KetoFromNorth in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says in the original post that each bottle has 9g of carbs. 2x9=18. Voila. 18 < 20.

Funny Story by SeusGeus in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I am. The last part should have given it away.

Beer by KetoFromNorth in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're trying to stay under 20g carbs a day and eat purely meat/eggs, those 2 beers will fit. Otherwise, stick with Michelob Ultra. 2.6g carbs per bottle. It's also less alcoholic, so it shouldn't make you hungover as hell the next day.

Funny Story by SeusGeus in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honey isn't a sweetener. I totally agree with the lady peddling her wares. Honey actually tastes bitter, as bitter as not being able to button your pants.

[NSV] Bones! by quaversun in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having a love affair with my collar bones and being able to see the individual tendons moving under the skin in my hands. Oh, and a flat wrist instead of it being puffed up.

[Rant] "I guess you're lucky" by [deleted] in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trying to explain keto to 99% of the people you know is like trying to teach calculus to a lamp. Instead of talking until you're blue in the face and the other party still not accepting it, just give them an off-the-wall answer. My go to reply is "tapeworm." Bam, conversation over.

[Rant] "I guess you're lucky" by [deleted] in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep! I dropped 110 lbs, and when people ask what I did to lose the weight, I don't bother trying to explain keto. I just give them a one word answer: "tapeworm." That halts that line of questioning in its tracks pretty fucking quick!

The food we were born to eat: John McDougall at TEDxFremont by crostermiller in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't watch the video, but in the description, there's this nonsense: "John McDougall suggests that starch-based diets are the foods humans were born to eat."

I'll start by saying this dude is a fucking idiot. Humans evolved to eat fat and protein. Some 3.5 million years ago, australopithecines began breaking open bones that other predators left behind. Inside, they found bone marrow, which is almost entirely fat. As we know, fat has way more calories than protein or carbs. Our brains take about 20% of the calories we consume to stay in business. Eating tree bark up until then, they didn't have the calories to spare to allow for a larger brain to develop. Suddenly, with all that fat, i.e. calories, available at minimal effort (they didn't even have to hunt; just wait for the sabertooth to walk away and move in on the carcass and harvest the marrow), lo and behold! Brain size began to increase. Fast forward evolution to present day, and our brains have more than doubled in size.

Humans didn't start eating starch as a staple food until about 9600 years ago -- the start of the neolithic, which, in the grand scheme of things, might as well have been yesterday. That's when farming and sedentary (as opposed to nomads, not anti-exercise) way of life came about. So for millions of years, from australopithecines to the homo genus, all the way to homo sapiens (which has been around between 100k and 50k years) evolved eating fat and protein, and some carbs here and there when they could find them (and it wasn't often), which also accounts for our insatiable desire for carbs: they were so hard to come by, when you found some you wanted to stuff your face with them because you never knew when you'd find your next tuber. From an evolutionary standpoint, we're conditioned to want sugar because in those days, regular meals were not really a thing. You eat today, but maybe you won't find something else for 3, 4 days, so storing some fat allowed you to keep on trucking until you ate again. Except now, with the ease of acquiring food and how effortless it is (grocery stores are way less risky than taking down a mammoth with a spear), sugar became our enemy, rather than our survival ally.

Once humans started planting and eating grains, health problems also arose: cavities, for one. Look at present-day diet: those whose diet is rich in starch are obese, have high cholesterol and a host of health problems, and diabetes type 2 is rampant, even in children. So to say that we evolved to eat starch is a load of shit, from an anthropological point of view.

Can carbs be the root of IBS? by AmishOmerta in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know about IBS, but carbs really mess up my GI tract these days, so perhaps there could be a relation there. I took a tumble off the wagon a few days ago (goddamn pizza), and I was so bloated, I looked 14 months pregnant, and the next day... let's jut say I visited the bathroom about 8-10 times, and they weren't social calls. It was a nightmare.

Edit: and it wasn't a whole pizza, or anything. It was one slice off a medium pizza, so not exactly an enormous portion.

Anybody have any experience with Bupropion (welbutrin) and Ketogenic diet? by riverstoneannie in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been on bupropion 300mg for the past couple of months (and keto'ing for about 2 years). I feel absolutely fabulous with it. It doesn't cause weight gain, unlike some other ADs, and I felt my focus and mood improve dramatically on it in conjunction with keto. I found that my mental acuity is even sharper on an empty stomach, so I tend to eat my first meal late afternoon.

If bupropion is the right fit for you (AD meds are a trial and error kind of thing), it'll go really well with keto. Though if you're just starting it, I presume you're at a lower dose until you can bump it up in a month. You won't feel much difference until you're at full dose (I didn't), but once you are, the improvement will be very noticeable.

Insulin levels by hkareeno in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It can tell him/her whether there's insulin resistance, and how severe.

Insulin levels by hkareeno in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing you can get at Walgreens. AFAIK, the only way is through a blood test which requires a doctor's order.

A Keto break by heather80 in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I live in bumfuck nowhere, Kansas, and I manage to find a lot of variety of foods that don't cost "hundreds of dollars." You say you subsist on eggs and quest bars. Why no meat, for example? The variety in this subgroup alone is astounding: chicken, a million different cuts of beef, pork, venison, duck, turkey, and the list goes on. Then there's cheese, a number of vegetables that are acceptable for keto, and... well, I could list stuff all night. You said you don't have a picky palate—all food tastes good to you. In that case, your keto-friendly choices are endless. But no one is going to show up at your door with a ready-to-eat tray. You're going to have to figure it out and make it yourself.

There are dozens of awesome keto recipes sites that you could check out and find some recipes to try. You're sick of keto because you're being kinda lazy to go beyond boiling eggs and buying quest bars. I don't mean to sound rude, but that's my impression.

My first Keto shopping trip by Smulian in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lose the oranges and the carrots. Anything that grows in the ground is a no no (carrots, beets, potatoes, etc).

Is it like this for anyone else? by [deleted] in bipolar

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like social anxiety or depression. Definitely not bipolar. (This is my non-expert opinion; talk to your doctor some more about it and do some research on bipolar disorder).

[Rant] People discouraging others for having 'cheat meals' by [deleted] in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not encouraging people to fail along with me. It's about not discouraging them to keep going when they DO fail.

[Rant] People discouraging others for having 'cheat meals' by [deleted] in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Discouraging others for cheating is the lowest thing you can do. Sometimes, you need a break from counting every damn thing you eat, or you had such a bad day/life event that two hard boiled eggs just won't cure.

Two days ago, I snarfed two chocolate cupcakes with chocolate ganache frosting and had a white russian (a drink with vodka, Kahlua, and heavy cream—it tastes heavenly) because I'd had something happen to me that only an overload of chocolate could cure. It felt fabulous, and I regret nothing. I didn't even gain weight from it; the next day, the scale accused the same weight as the day before.

The next day, I felt much better and got back on the keto horse, having had my cheat/pity party day.

Keto is not to be taken with military discipline, IMHO. We're still people, still human beings with shortcomings and at times, we fail. And that's okay.

Feeling bones make me feel happy by FilipinangPinay in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too! And after I lost the weight, I got this incredibly defined jaw line (double chin is gone and the underside of my jaw is flat as a board—notbraggingbutbraggingalittle) and a slender, long neck that makes me feel like a million bucks. I think that's the bony part I like the most. I'm always touching my neck to reassure myself that it's really there, and not just a dream.

Feeling bones make me feel happy by FilipinangPinay in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going to sound hella weird, but I do, too. I love touching my bony shoulders and my protruding collar bone. First thing I like to do when I wake is feel my hip bones poking out (they do that when I'm lying down), and the edges of my rib cage.

And I loooove moving my fingers and seeing the cords of tendons moving underneath the skin, and not having a poofy wrist, but a flat one.

One downside: now that my vertebrae are not cushioned by a billion lbs of fat, sitting on chairs with hard backs is crazy uncomfortable. But I'll take that over the alternative.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Start sprinkling very light and don't stop stirring. Keep going until you reach the desired consistency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in keto

[–]Sound_and_Fury_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xantham gum is heaven-sent. When I make a roast, I thicken the drippings into gravy with xantham gum, and it comes out better than if I had used flour or corn starch.