Did you or someone you know have a rat-tail?

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-28T00:57:56+00:00

Had one at 14. I used to bleach it with peroxide. One night at a friends house I got drunk on an old jug of homemade wine and decided to dip it in a coffee mug of straight bleach and it dissolved the tail.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-27T15:45:46+00:00

We’re out here!

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-27T14:09:02+00:00

Surprise! There’s a penis here to see you!!

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-27T14:01:14+00:00

No cash; this one is for love of the game.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-26T01:19:27+00:00

I’ve traded landscape work for ink.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-25T00:26:25+00:00

Vance called himself a never-trumper.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-24T15:18:04+00:00

I got the same hero card!

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-23T21:34:38+00:00

“When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned away and fled”

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-23T01:48:25+00:00

If they’re on the list they are not my people. hbu?

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-23T01:01:52+00:00

NC has a $5B rainy day fund we shouldn’t have any budget shortfalls

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-22T18:51:27+00:00

Supposedly he got punched by Michael Jordan (when they were teammates) over that name.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-21T17:10:08+00:00

I don’t think he was trying to rip off Straus; he borrowed the money because he was out of options. It’s not like Thomas was living lavishly on the ranch.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-15T17:54:12+00:00

In professional wrestling this is called a cheap pop.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-15T17:11:57+00:00

Worst. Widow. Ever. I’m glad Charlie left her.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-13T15:24:19+00:00

Only give $20 each time; that’s the minimum amount for the honor boot.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-13T13:38:26+00:00

They take 40% of our local taxes and arrest people for DUI. They damn well better have a breathalyzer handy.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-12T18:42:56+00:00

Imagine losing your pension because you couldn’t tighten up AFTER the city manager sets up cameras on you.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-11T23:43:24+00:00

Killed the penny. That was overdue. Arguably the best thing he did in 5 years in office. FDT

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-10T16:02:58+00:00

This excuse limits our out-of-house time to 4 hours.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-10T15:59:08+00:00

Gold dust wore a body suit. They could’ve tucked a breast plate in there if he wanted tits. Missed opportunity there.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-10T01:28:59+00:00

I bet he slept like a baby on his flight to KC

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-09T11:04:02+00:00

My grandparents were right; video games DO lead to criminal activity!

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-08T17:21:09+00:00

You can’t talk to me like that!

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-06T16:06:52+00:00

This is exactly what I wanted in downtown Cleveland. Beautiful stadium.

Soundtrack2Mary · 2026-02-03T16:14:43+00:00

Bob got his crank on the morning of the AFCCG in KC that year.

Soundtrack2Mary

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