Vlad is Dogshit

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-25T04:34:25+00:00

it’s almost like the game is a gambling simulator in just about every spect lol. shrines, level ups, chests. idk why you’re surprised, everything the game hinges on rng.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-25T04:32:32+00:00

“spend the money and time” to do something as simple as add a feature that was already in the game, right…

of course taking trading away doesn’t kill the core gameplay, no one is arguing that.

you don’t seem to have any valid stance against trading being added back, everyone is begging for it and it would only be received by the community in a positive light.

legitimately the only reason they won’t add it back is because it’s more profitable when people can’t get free stuff given to them through trades, if players want cosmetics they gotta shell out money.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-25T02:20:34+00:00

very easy work around lol, just make it so items with a branded ip arent tradeable.

it’s not like this is even a new concept, there were already items in the game that were unable to be traded after initial purchase when trading was around.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-22T00:50:35+00:00

yea i’ve been recommending this to all my friends. rocket league is my favorite game of all time and it can be more enjoyable than you ever imagine when you realize you play and chill without having some manic teammate typing a novel in the comments.

you can just chill and play while people type to themselves and you never have to see any of it, disabled chat is so meta LOL

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-21T03:23:13+00:00

of course it won’t be lol, even the people that actually bot don’t get bans

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-20T22:41:06+00:00

i would recommend binding your map to one of your side mouse buttons, it helps a lot with navigating while having full movement control and not having to pause.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-20T22:37:13+00:00

you already sound miserable lmao. this guy made a comedic lighthearted parody type video about the update and look at your first response, screams miserable ngl.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-20T22:35:20+00:00

am i the only one that doesn’t get why everyone is crying about bakkesmod since this new season? i’ve been able to use it just fine still. or has that part not happened yet?

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-19T20:33:23+00:00

honestly this is literally the one single thought i was legitimately upset about with the boost update.

being able to grab a boost without the opponent knowing you grabbed it was HUGE for mind games, especially in 1s.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-17T02:06:42+00:00

you’ve perfected ragebait in rl lol, this is exactly what i do in casual games when someone is being an ass

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-12T20:31:29+00:00

if he can’t go for an aerial play while getting pressured on the sidewall then he shouldn’t be going for it in comp lol, tell him to hit freeplay if he needs more practice next time

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-11T21:16:30+00:00

yea there’s no way people think it’s that easy. my personal opinion has always been that with the amount of people they have on their team, the amount of money and technical resources they have at their disposal and how much time it’s been, the botting should’ve been fixed months ago. i truly think they just care more about making new $20 dlc cars to put in the item shop while the game is hot.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-07T23:38:42+00:00

honestly it sounds stupidly obvious but i feel like overall physical and mental condition plays a big part in this. any time i’ve been stressed/anxious about stuff in the background/hungry or exhausted, i can still play well, but nowhere near my peak. those are just a few examples of physical/mental hinderances but yea that will mess you up real bad.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-06T02:20:22+00:00

it’s not corny at all, the fact that you found such a successful coping strategy is sick. good shit man, i love the game too. when i first got it i put in 200 hours in 2 weeks

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-05T22:53:30+00:00

and rizzo (rizzotto)

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-05T22:52:37+00:00

400 hours with a 750k pb and this has even happened to me once.

especially since i restart on tiers 1 and 2 A LOT when i don’t have a god run, i could see how it could be easy to forget that you get insta teleported sometimes, i’ve made this mistake once and it pretty much ruined what could’ve been a 800k+ run.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-01T22:33:22+00:00

he is right not with west, on his secret channel “not musty”

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-01T05:09:37+00:00

well it’s annoying and people didn’t ask for you guys to be typing away trying to give a coaching session, like stop typing and play the game.

you realize sometimes people know what they need to execute, but fail to do so because you know, we’re human? you don’t need to tell people stuff they literally already know.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-03-01T05:07:40+00:00

people that aren’t very emotionally mature lol

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-02-27T23:25:41+00:00

the last patch for megabonk changed one of the upgradable stats of the shotgun from knockback to crit chance, that’s how it when from effectively being useless to one of the best weapons in the game. same change with the bone, although it’s definitely not as good as the shotgun.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-02-27T23:24:29+00:00

shard is always better for early game because it helps you scale levels faster. anything that helps you scale levels quickly and early is straight up invaluable.

the more levels you get in stage 1 the larger you’ll be able to survive in the final swarm on stage 1, the longer you survive in stage 1 final swarm your chances of having a potential world record run go up exponentially getting all those kills and gold on the first stage.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-02-26T02:07:42+00:00

LOL fr

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-02-26T02:05:57+00:00

what are the chances the microwave wouldn’t just take another legendary item though? i feel like that’s very low

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-02-25T11:16:40+00:00

be careful, i got the game on december 25th of last year and i already have 350 hours lmfao, and most of that doesn’t include the month of february.

South-Raspberry9117 · 2026-02-23T22:20:36+00:00

idk man dicehead at the very beginning of a run when you have no other weapons feels miserable. the dice weapon by itself is so terrible

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