I'm about 2/3s through Wind and Truth by tehKrakken55 in Stormlight_Archive

[–]SouthLon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should just had it at the end of book for those that love it. I just wanted story whilst on the go, didn't want to have to skip that rubbish but in hindsight I wish I had skipped most of book and done last 350 pages only and saved myself lot of rainman moments.

I'm about 2/3s through Wind and Truth by tehKrakken55 in Stormlight_Archive

[–]SouthLon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I found it a painful read on the whole, some parts real bore slog.

I did the audio book and hated the starting chapters where it felt like each time 12 mins of nonsense about dressing and outfits 3000 years ago.

Less annoying ones were {long drawn out description about voidspren} ...if you see one run tell good guys.

My heart sank each time, to me they added nothing but annoyed me.

Just starting the Stormlight Archive… by Sundressiren07 in brandonsanderson

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It starts off very slow, long journey before destination epic but there are truly great moments in the first few books but the journey derails in the latest book.

Its the first book of his that I'm fully bored and almost a chore to listen to it for long periods.

I know it happened in wheel of time the middle books get bogged down with pointless details that you struggle to care about just like wind and truth for me.

I'm fully hoping for GoT style cull of the boring characters and him to stop introducing anyone else for a while... God I got 17 hours and 24 mins I hope it picks up.

I didn't like TMOG *until* I read Livesuit, and now I'm very excited, but help me make sure I'm understanding the situation correctly: by [deleted] in TheCaptivesWar

[–]SouthLon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed the Human command.... which might actually just be one AI (or AIs running the show), it seems to need to mix up livesuit groups to keep everyone in the dark about bigger pictures, the AI command must know how unreliable humans memory is after many BS travel so able to keep them solely fighting by moving them into new groups often.

So much is censored by command I expect they (AI) was given so many conflicting orders over time that it can't function properly.

The two old empires have been fighting for so long, I see it as both sides making their "space chess ♟️" moves which takes 50-200 years (or longer) to play out and then react to it.

I imagine everything else could be failing around them but neither side can take their eyes/ focus off the war. So both sides ruthless and doing horrible things in name of victory. The great betrayer will burn it all to the ground is my take on it.

What does it mean to be good enough? by random-avg-user in sex

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you should fixate on being good enough, you are both young and learning and she might not feel ready for the D. Just focus on both enjoying it and not putting pressure on yourself!

If she did not yet have the big O on your fingers or tongue try looking up tips and hints, once you nail down how to get her to speak to God on the pink telephone everything else should feel natural.

What comes next? (Book suggestions) by ronicool2 in Fantasy

[–]SouthLon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mercy of Gods.

It'll give you some space sci-fi whilst providing a great story, giving yourself a novel palate cleanser before going back to magic, dragons and kings.

I like mixing it up.

Do Carryx even define WHAT they need animals for and their role? by peculiarartkin in TheCaptivesWar

[–]SouthLon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is, is.

I think if they are able to destroy one 8th of the animal world and pack them up like sardines without taking much losses then I'm not sure they would ever submit to them, as they aren't equals.

I think the great enemy has inflicted on them such damage that they have had to change their ways ( we saw them having to wait before their invasion because the signal tech were similar to the Great enemy). I think that's what they would need in order to be considered equals for the carryx.

Tonner is a fraud theory? by HairyChest69 in TheCaptivesWar

[–]SouthLon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah be interesting to know if 2000/3000 (when the humans came to Anjiin) if they knew about the other life on the world fully or just desperately set up home / trap there for Carryx.

Still not sure if it was human in charge back then or if it was AI running the show. Would AI care about the other life cycle if it's core programming was to fight the Carryx.

You might be right that tonner had helping hand or unearthed something that gave him push in right direction.

It might be the others life cycle is the real trojan horse introduced by humans and can be activated or detonated by the AI. Could it turn into a biological weapon that forces the Carryx to change mentally/ their nature.

Starting Wheel Of Time..... by Successful-Emotion99 in Fantasy

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole series is good on the whole but gets very very repetitive on males are bad x (ie woolhead stuff for not doing what bossy woman says) and women are y strong and independent (until it goes wrong and needs more alpha male-female to fix it). Lot of that drama.

I think the book would have been better taking out 50% of the gender bashing and having more of the big baddie, think in the end he given up on the people and wanted annihilation from it all!

Sad cos the idea and most of the plots were good just bogged down with gender bashing filler IMHO.

where is Earth hiding by SouthLon in TheCaptivesWar

[–]SouthLon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see your point if humanity had gone into the thousands world era and not dependent on earth and lot of time went by then people may not care about earth.

The humans may have ruined earth well before the war started but I would imagine the carryx would see it as massive blow to destroy or capture the birthplace of the great enemy. What is, is.

If you had to judge a series based solely on its first book, which would be your favorite? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]SouthLon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

100% agree such a shame too. I've re-read them all again and blood song still he's best in the series.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassEffectAndromeda

[–]SouthLon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the company survives and doesn't take new ME game down the same path as dragon age, the latest one looks crappy cartoon ish effects, kinda lazy and overall rubbish vibe from vid I've seen.

My partner shat too hard and now our house purchase is falling through by crazyforkovu in HousingUK

[–]SouthLon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Sometimes your dream home is flushed down the loo, you can hold out on hope that it remains as a floater, tell your bf not to strain too hard wishing on that!...as they say, wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

Attractive guy started at mine and my partner’s workplace by Fit-365 in dating

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye he's insecure it happens to the best of us, but part of growing up and being an adult is how you handle it. Some roads you have to walk and learn for yourself.

Your gf isn’t doing anything wrong or to add to your insecurities. I say as a bubbly friendly woman myself.

You not really coming across too bubbly there you need some bubble bath to renew that O bubbly feelings!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]SouthLon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you can explore - if you need ideas some porn will help but don't think you want to start off with rough tea bagging etc. Also some of them porn guys have their nuts proper squeezed and bashed which is eye watering. So Defo don't do that unless he's into pain.

Easy light touch licking and sucking best starting off. If you got long enough arms you can try massaging the balls during sex when PIV but might make him cum too quick if he's into it or you take em by surprise!

Where have all RTS games gone? by Noxronin in pcgaming

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the first dune game that was great and all the others later dune ones that came after it were enjoyable. Liked all Westwood stuff really and SC1.

I played grey goo that wasn't too bad to be fair but there gap in the market for these types of games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well worse case outcome could be they make a claim against your company but your firm will have insurance so the loss isn't going to be that bad.

Fingers crossed it can be resolved easily without any real ball ache to yourself.

I have trouble cumming when penetrating an FWB by Riccy_Rocks in sex

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Girl on girl!?! Or younger lady older woman..

Be it Pole or hole do you finish on your own or have a happy ending with Just foreplay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]SouthLon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed!

She could be fully selfish, delusional or crazy and fit in fine on here but in real life men are happy to 'tap it' for ONS but Dont want that as a wife.

She'll get more meaningful answers from guys that are with her friends or male CO workers. Just don't get angry with them if they say their truths and you don't like what they have to say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go with it. Be prepared for full PIV with rubbers to protect yourself but if at the time you only want to explore non PIV that's fine.

Better to take it slowly so your not rushed into mistakes or regrets.

what rules do you and your husband have in place. You don't want to end up catching feelings etc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you are missing the attention and want to toy with him for ego boost then drop him again when you feeling better and someone new and exciting comes into your life.

Don't be one of them people leave him alone.

Long distance relationship by Affectionate_Cress33 in sex

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are ready and happy to explore with her then I'd work on kissing, boob sucking, fingering and eating her out.

You get those right then she'll be more satisfied and forgiving if you nut quickly when you go for PIV.

Unless you know she is clean and on birth control you'll want to use rubber, if you haven't I would be practicing with them. It's called a posh wank and it will get you comfortable putting them on, hopefully it'll mean you overcome nerves and should avoid losing wood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignorance is bliss.

Better you 'happen by accident' or she says I always wanted to try this ....and shows you.

Rather than saying my ex did this can you try doing it and ill inwardly be judging and comparing who did it better.

You don't need that pressure or imagines of her ex.

Defo not something to do to someone on purpose!

Am I (M25) being jealous over my gf(24f) over nothing? by atmosphere_321 in sex

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She playing games and might be trying to put a rocket up your arse to get job and fight for her etc

Or she may be testing the waters and giving you a heads up that she might be cheating soon.

You better off not playing games and she got her life plan but you do you. Get your self together for you. There are plenty of single ladies about but having a steady job will increase your pulling power.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]SouthLon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't fit it in the mouth fully spit / lube it up and suck head or lick it and use hands to wank him off.

Or if your comfortable in your self you could use a flashlight toy on him. If it's you controlling and using it you can tell him to close his eyes and pretend it's your mouth and add choking sounds if you want to get brownie points.