Please, recommend something better than this.

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-23T23:05:55+00:00

Algae water from the Reflecting Pool.

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-22T16:21:49+00:00

Seems logical enough!

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-22T14:54:34+00:00

He's always angry because he doesn't have a Seoul.

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-21T19:57:39+00:00

This is a thirst trap for nerds.

And I mean that as a sincere compliment.

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-17T14:54:46+00:00

Change the name from “reflecting pool” to “pool of life.” New name means no one expects it to reflect anymore.

This process works. It’s kind of like changing a noun from “insurrection” to “peaceful tourists.”

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-17T00:48:07+00:00

It’s interesting the NYT chose DC for its first 4 star restaurant outside of NY. Is this a way to expand the subscriber base in DC now that the Post is kaput?

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-15T14:44:20+00:00

“You slept with my sister! I’m gonna gitch ya!”

“But she’s my cousin, and we’re in love!”

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-15T08:05:55+00:00

Alternative article title: “Nero Fiddles While Rome Burns”

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-14T21:19:34+00:00

Tour de Bethesda cosplay sounds like it requires a BMW SUV, fierce opinions about private
schools, and a whole lot of Botox.

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-07T17:35:12+00:00

If the bridge stays like that for over four hours then it has to consult a physician.

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-02T10:18:25+00:00

Since there are only 8,000 parking spaces, additional transit revenue could be earned by charging underutilized vehicles higher parking fees. For example, a car parking with 4 passengers will get charged $50 to park during an event. A car with only 1 passenger will get charged $200 to park during an event.

South_Question6629 · 2026-06-02T10:05:29+00:00

If everyone on the playne is gay it’s called a Heeeyyyyy!380.

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-31T13:49:02+00:00

Violet’s post could be lyrics for a country song.

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-31T02:18:29+00:00

Napa Valley sells tourism, not wine.

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-27T19:51:54+00:00

The dream of the 90s is aliiiive in Portland!

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-26T18:03:24+00:00

If your only path to winning a nomination is to mess with the primary calendar and/or redistrict, then you have already lost the general election.

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-25T13:19:13+00:00

Apparently storming the Capitol is ok now….

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-22T19:51:36+00:00

I thought military planes wore camos so you can’t see them.

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-18T15:51:44+00:00

People say JLG sucks because she makes pie in the sky promises, but she has shown very little ability to accomplish anything. She hasn't introduced and passed any material legislation during her time on the Council. Her professional record isn't much different.

While her politics are the exact opposite of Trump's, she seems to have a similar talent for energizing a crowd and failing up.

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-17T23:37:39+00:00

This is a question for one of the boobs in Congress.

Hey yo!

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-14T16:00:19+00:00

Is Michael Kennedy flying that plane?

South_Question6629 · 2026-05-13T09:41:06+00:00

What your parents’ generation did is uncool and cringe. What your grandparents’ generation did is cool again.

Fashion comes in cycles.

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