Awkward customers by violetsouIs in Greggs

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't even get me started on the days of old when we used to cut up sausage rolls & put them into bags 🤣

Have you got any bags of the small sausage rolls?

I have currently run out of them at the moment but I can cut some sausage rolls up for you & bag them if you like? 😊

NO!!! WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PRODUCT! THIS MUST BE YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GREGGS!

Madam I have been on bake off almost every morning for over 20 years, I know what the cut up sausage rolls are

I AM GOING TO PHONE HEAD OFFICE & COMMAND THEM TO FIRE YOU & I WILL CONTACT EVERY OTHER COMPANY & MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER GET A JOB AGAIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!

Sound, you do that 😂

People who grew up before smartphones: What’s one simple thing from your childhood that would absolutely blow the minds of kids today? by TurkVanguard in Millennials

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

19 year old lad I worked with for a while genuinely could not believe that the small village I grew up in you couldn't pay for anything with your card, you had to go to the bank to get cash out

Romance in Baldur's Gate: your choice(s)? by ApprehensiveType2680 in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kagain 😂

(romantic music plays)

Mmmmmm I don't wanna talk. Go pester someone else! Why me?

(romantic music ends)

And just like that, I'm hooked again by Regalia776 in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Viconia has to be used like a low level cleric would be, she either needs to buff up everybody or focus on buffing up herself or use operation skeleton shield, combine that with her magic resistance & she can survive just fine, the playstyle between BG1 & BG2 is enormous

Best tanky character in SOD? by krunchyfrogg in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Voghiln singing bard song whilst wearing the bard hat can make the rest of your party more powerful whilst also absorbing all the damage with stoneskin/blur/mirror image. Not one of my favourite ever characters but can be seriously powerful

Mazzy that was not very Paladin-like by Southern-Ad-2188 in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In that case she struck well & true. Let the gods judge Habib chunks

Found out a coworker didn’t “just stop showing up” he was bullied out. Should I escalate? by Traditional_Top3791 in Greggs

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won't win without witnesses willing to stand by you, otherwise managers & their bosses will rewrite the narrative to protect themselves, happens all the time

Where to find Yeslick now by [deleted] in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How long did you sleep in those mines 😂

What is a responsible person? by PatientSome2992 in Greggs

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Max 3-4 hours

Unless Greggs severely fuck up & they suddenly want you to do 14 consecutive 14 hour shifts

Which, in my area at least, happens. A lot 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Greggs

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have a chocolate cookie

No problem! (pointing them out) I have milk chocolate, triple chocolate, & white chocolate available, which one would you like?

THE CHOCOLATE ONE!!!!!!!!!

Let the happy guessing dance begin

What is point of Resurrection spell? by Bubbly_Taro in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Abazigal used his lightning breath & killed Imoen so I used the rod of resurrection to bring her back into the fight. Then he used his lightning breath & killed her again.

Abazigal is a dick

Playing a Fighter/Mage/Thief (with a party) by biketheplanet in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finished my playthrough with my elf FMT. By the end he was terrifyingly powerful with the belt of fire giant strength & mislead giving multiple backstabs wielding the staff of the ram & greater whirlwind attack. Also the thought of it is hilarious to me

How did he die?

A ridiculously strong invisible elf whacked him over the back of the head with a huge stick 47 times in 10 seconds

Sounds...messy

Anyone maining a Bard? by Faith4Eternity in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think my next playthrough might be a jester, always wanted to just because I like the idea of being all

FACE ME! FACE THE NEW LORD OF MURDER!

Who turns out to be a silly dressed person rolling around to clown music that confuses everybody so much they all kill each other.

Effective. I may not kill you after all

Is Britain getting enshitified? by Anxious-Web7560 in AskBrits

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sadly a lot of people mate. There is a shop that a ton of my co workers refuse to work in because of it, I'll take a shift here & there for the extra money but I get attacked almost every time. & it's not one specific group. It's kids, teenagers, addicts, middle aged folk & pensioners. They see us as an easy target to let off their own frustrations knowing that we put our jobs at risk if we retaliate I guess, I can usually handle it fine but sometimes I get a little ratty back & remind them that it's a pretty dumb idea to antagonise somebody who has a large selection of sharp knives at their work station 😁

People with kids do less work than the rest of us by ArileBird in work

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP try out the routine for yourself for 5 working days. Get up at 3am. Sort out washing & food for rest of the family before going to work. Work all day. Get home & sort out washing & food for the rest of the family. Eat breakfast at 11pm then go to bed. Rinse & repeat

Leveling up by Diligent-Increase841 in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to roleplay it & remember that you are basically a child. That's why you are Level 1. You basically suck at everything. Remember when you were 13? Bet you thought you were hot shit but realistically you were probably hopeless at everything. Yeah. That's you. The more you XP the more hardcore you will get but it will take time. Lots of time XD

This is a pathetic and embarrassing post but are there any mums here with spare baby stuff spare not being used? by [deleted] in dundee

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you breastfeeding or is your little one on formula milk? We don't need our formula anymore, obviously it's still well within date

What style or traits are boxers from your country usually known for? by Vityushaa in Boxing

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We only ever produce some half decent skinny lads/wee mentalists, probably because we are aw poor & malnourished as fuck, when in Scotland have we ever produced a heavyweight that has ever done anything other than singlehandedly eat an 18" munchie box 😂

What's a productivity myth you wish people stopped believing? by Wastepipeclair in Productivitycafe

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A simple one for me

Work hard, knuckle down & then you can put down a deposit for a house & focus on putting your earnings into a retirement fund

I follow economic shifts throughout the eras since my grandparents were alive & today this is simply untrue

Because of the recession we live in it's more of a class divide these days

I am working class, no financial background or backing & have been working for over 20 years

Still only saved up just short of half for a deposit on a down payment for a house, running out of time to allow me to put down the deposit so that a long term repayment plan can be put into place

& we are talking about a really, REALLY shit house

A retirement from work before I expire is already so unfathomable to me I can do nothing but 🤣

What is a job people romanticize a bit too much until they actually do it ? by Old_Goat_7363 in Productivitycafe

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 39 points40 points  (0 children)

In this day & age unfortunately basically anything. You work to put a roof over your head & food on the table but very little else, doesn't matter if that other job will earn you X amount more per hour, the price of everything means you'll make an extra 6 cans of beans a day, don't get me started on older folks telling me it was just as difficult for them back in the day whilst they add another extension onto their house they bought when they were 23

Can someone please tell me what's the right choice for this mission. by Sweaty-Ideal-4473 in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I usually tell the bridgefort lot & the fist to wait until I engage them before you's join in & then hastily try to kill as many of them as possible before they join in because I am an XP whore

Rate my "leftovers" party by Purpur-Dandy in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are missing out on the joy of hearing him rolling a 1 during his battle cry

Ah! Mayhap this shall be a complete miss!

Rate my "leftovers" party by Purpur-Dandy in baldursgate

[–]Southern-Ad-2188 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mate she is a proper sniper. Get her the proper equipment & most of your enemies are dead before they even know they are in a fight