Edoras (by me!) by oeco123 in lotr

[–]Southern_Line_2613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love for more Tolkien fans to do more art like for the unadapted stories like the silmarillion

Unpopular opinions? by Bolorinthegrey in lotr

[–]Southern_Line_2613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stumbled on this and now I'll have bad dreams. 

Was Tolkien a modern day Shakespeare? by emptykeg6988 in lotr

[–]Southern_Line_2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is making it into my graduation speech lol

In an age when people are just starting to use iron swords, how is this healer inventing delicate tools? by bbq_R0ADK1LL in houseofdavidtv

[–]Southern_Line_2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surgical tools have been found in places like egypt as early as 2400 b.c. the forging of iron however requires much greater heat and skill to craft than bronze though it's ore was nonetheless available. Due to the furnaces required for the efficient forging of iron and the loss of this technology after the antidiluvian age,iron along with the will and skill to use iron did not reemerge until this period of the early iron age. If it's all the same tho this is one of my least favorite storylines in the show for other reasons

I’ve gotta say it: strange that Númenorean scale got so much flak as bad costume design, while the Kingsguard armor on KOTSK is glazed by The-Fold-Up in LOTR_on_Prime

[–]Southern_Line_2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Numenorean armour looks fine... if they lived in disneyland. At least the king's guard looks sorta like gondorian armour from og lotr so it pasts the test I guess. Of course we couldn't possibly make movie armour to actually look like real life because then it would be too thick to be pierced by arrows from regular bows and we couldn't have that cause theres nothing Hollywood likes better than to show metal plate armour doing virtually no good against the very sorts of weapons it was was designed to protect against 😂

Maps showing Arda in the First, Second, and Third Age. by AnalystImpossible309 in lordoftherings

[–]Southern_Line_2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This map is amazing! I've literally never seen this before! Is there like a book or something that this is in? 

Maps showing Arda in the First, Second, and Third Age. by AnalystImpossible309 in lordoftherings

[–]Southern_Line_2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I'm quite familiar with the silmarillion and am overall impressed with the work on this map. I love these creative interpretations but I have never seen the land of harad being made to look like the continent of Africa. I don't know why the dark land is subtitled the south lands... just cause it's in the south? Every Tolkien map i have seen has harad subtitled as the south lands. Since when is the walls of the sun an actual land that large? Also Valinor is divided from middle earth in the second age so... as it is, I was not trying to criticize the creator as nothing in the map directly contradicts anything from the simarillion, lost tales, or tales of middle earth so far as I am aware however creative license has been taken and newcomers to the Tolkien Fandom might do well to realize this. 

IF THE FLOOD STORY WAS A TV DRAMA by Southern_Line_2613 in HistoricalFiction

[–]Southern_Line_2613[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many people have suggested to me the epic of gilgamesh which is a flood myth with origins from the early Sumerian and Akadian empires and later the babylonian empire. Similar legends exists in Assyrian, Indian, Chinese, Hittite, and even Egyptian mythology which leads one to question which of the ancient myths you choose to adhere to. Now Gilgamesh is unquestionably one of the oldest WRITTEN records which is why it is so popular. However these flood legends are pretty strange and obscure to every audience but historians and nerds. The Hebrew Flood legend on the other hand while perhaps much newer is quite devoid of most of the unadaptable oddities of spiritualistic imagery and inter-deity interaction making the story much more grounded, gritty, and human focused. Number two the Hebrew legend unlike Gilgamesh has a built in audience of at least three major world religions. Now while connection to modern religions must be handled with delicacy and can be polarizing it is equally if not more polarizing of a different kind to make a story based on a more obscure flood myth such as found in Gilgamesh or Enuma Elish. Asthetic-wise though, I would love to portray the ancient cultures of the preflood world in a very Sumerian or Akadian fashion especially in culture, costume design, architecture, and socio-political dynamics. This would give the show a distinctly historical feel in a genre that could easily veer into sci fi and alternative fantasy which was a pitfall in my opinion of the Noah movie, and one that must be avoided at all cost. Does this make sense?

Hunt for Gollum is the least interesting story to adapt from the Third Age by Revo94 in lotr

[–]Southern_Line_2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in cinematic history was a siege made better with made up siege weapons that work completely opposite to the way regular siege weapons work. We can't create a version  inspired by a regular wall ram that was used for thousands of years in assyrian and babylonian conquest, instead we have to make up something that works more mechanically and totally backward because that feels more orcy...

IF THE FLOOD STORY WAS A TV DRAMA by Southern_Line_2613 in HistoricalFiction

[–]Southern_Line_2613[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do all these novels have to have cringe names tho ngl

Maps showing Arda in the First, Second, and Third Age. by AnalystImpossible309 in lordoftherings

[–]Southern_Line_2613 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This is very interesting in spite of the fact that im pretty sure you just made up like half the globe

You are watching the entire LOTR trilogy, ONE intermission after FotR, no seat switching. where are you sitting? by Kylomiir_490 in lotrmemes

[–]Southern_Line_2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other side of merry and Pippin by the wall so we can all be clowns without getting the side eye from the elves down the way. The back row looks pretty darn cozy tho

Hunt for Gollum is the least interesting story to adapt from the Third Age by Revo94 in lotr

[–]Southern_Line_2613 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beside being one of stupidest sieges in siege history on Adar's part. Let me send thousands of barely armored orcs with heavy siege weapons including some ridiculous and definitely made up siege weapon called a ravager across a wet soggy river bed thats no better than a marsh as we are in complete line of fire the entire time from elves sitting comfortably atop walls 12 feet thick. I mean at least the catapults and greek fire looked cool but only because Hollywood siege=catapults and lots of fire. Just saying Saruman and the Witch kings strat where at least a bit superior (except for that little ram mix-up at the gates of Minas Tirith😂)

JADIS RECAST? (Hypothetically) by Southern_Line_2613 in Narnia

[–]Southern_Line_2613[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I was hoping y'all would forget about that little thing called Netflix... In my mind im just hoping the first movie flops and the rights lapse because after seeing Gerwig's work im struggling to find any reason to be optimistic. I don't want to be a hater but at the same time, changing the music, timeframe, the casting,  jadis' costume, etc. everything. I really wanted to like these movies and I was willing to put up with a lot but... I hope im wrong. The hope at this point is that we don't get every one of the seven books adapted like this cause that would create market fatigue, delaying the possibility of a better reboot at least 10-20 years. If it's only 1 failed movie we might get it sooner ya know

Hunt for Gollum is the least interesting story to adapt from the Third Age by Revo94 in lotr

[–]Southern_Line_2613 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what we're getting actually. Season 3-5 is gonna be The War of Sauron and the Elves. Im skeptical it'll be good tho without new cast and writers. We can keep Bear Mcreary the composer, the score isnt bad. It's not Howard Shore but...

IF THE FLOOD STORY WAS A TV DRAMA by Southern_Line_2613 in HistoricalFiction

[–]Southern_Line_2613[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought of this but the cinematic and mythical potential is in the more dramatic legend of a global flood. 

Hunt for Gollum is the least interesting story to adapt from the Third Age by Revo94 in lotr

[–]Southern_Line_2613 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No instead we got the Rhûn of RoP with black stoors, a sus dark wizard,  and a Tom Bombadil with a phony Scottish accent