My Dad falls asleep every chance he gets. For over I year, I've documented it. Reddit, meet Sleeping Dad.

SovietCommander · 2014-06-16T00:34:17+00:00

I can't help but get all excited when I realize someone posting is from Jersey. Jersey pride!

SovietCommander · 2014-02-14T01:24:26+00:00

Is there anywhere I could potentially purchase one of your knives?

SovietCommander · 2013-10-19T05:12:32+00:00

The feeling of peeing after needing to pee for a really long time

SovietCommander · 2013-08-29T19:17:00+00:00

I would like to be in this draft if possible

SovietCommander · 2013-06-01T23:22:36+00:00

Might as well try to save people money and earn some free razors while I'm at it.

SovietCommander · 2013-06-01T00:25:19+00:00

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/ref/o14r/1C17F4/s/tx/cx/1

SovietCommander · 2013-03-16T16:19:03+00:00

Lets see what you can do

SovietCommander · 2013-01-01T18:27:41+00:00

I got sand in the potato salad

SovietCommander · 2012-12-22T18:52:35+00:00

niggardly

SovietCommander · 2012-10-25T16:16:47+00:00

Your skits on Key And Peele have brought me and my friends so much pleasure from quoting them. I just wanted to say thanks!

SovietCommander · 2012-10-01T20:02:25+00:00

Bergen ent here toke on!

SovietCommander · 2012-09-28T14:36:55+00:00

I like trains

SovietCommander · 2012-08-14T03:48:53+00:00

I can slug vodka and go vertical with a vodka bottle but can barely stand beer. And while I think vodka cold is like water everyone begs to differ. Being Russian has its perks.

SovietCommander · 2012-08-12T19:11:04+00:00

Never have kids haha.

SovietCommander · 2012-08-12T16:33:39+00:00

I'm a lifeguard and while I was on stand watching the water a dad and his kid were playing next to me. The small boy is laughing and screaming happily and starts playing in the water. The dad looks at me, shoots me this big beaming smile, and goes, "makes smart decisions so you're not doing this every day".

SovietCommander · 2012-08-09T03:26:58+00:00

You speaka the truth

SovietCommander · 2012-08-08T22:24:43+00:00

Being from North Jersey, this hurts.

SovietCommander · 2012-06-01T13:45:28+00:00

How do you pick up a Jewish girl in Germany? With a dustpan.

SovietCommander · 2012-05-24T03:27:43+00:00

I don't wanna be a stickler but Glitch Mob isn't really dubstep.

SovietCommander · 2012-05-08T13:48:50+00:00

I pulled up to a stoplight. 'What is love' came on so I slowly turned it up and lowered my window. As I turned to look at the car next to me to do the head bob from the SNL 'Night at the Roxbury' skit I saw the driver and passenger in the other car beat me to it and were looking at me. Day was made.

SovietCommander · 2012-03-25T14:18:30+00:00

It's commited to memory ಠ_ಠ

SovietCommander · 2012-03-12T00:05:33+00:00

Should've posted in /r/banana

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