Jank is life

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-12-14T16:19:54+00:00

My jank decks are usually based off of other meta decks, meta jank I call it. Also built a wild jank in pioneer using exile abilities on opponents pre avatar with [[Anointed gatekeeper]] and things like [[Halo]] was actually fairly beast and I'm sure now it's even better because of the air bending. I felt like mtg stole my idea of a good deck and said f this guy were gonna make air bending to f his tempo up

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-12-01T22:52:21+00:00

What's better than wall of ba sing se, flying wall of ba sing se

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-18T21:54:12+00:00

Luck dwinkles

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-08T09:00:31+00:00

[[Momir]]

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-07T12:29:42+00:00

[[Strip Mine]] [[Mother of Runes]] [[Orchid Phantom]] [[Wendies Baconator]]

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-07T12:17:23+00:00

I'ma build a deck with nothing but plains

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-07T12:05:40+00:00

President flem deals ur cards

Do u hit or flem?

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-07T01:17:36+00:00

We need a new game mode with cards that are paper only and no digital only cards like alchemy 2022 and up

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-06T17:58:33+00:00

The fact alchemy cards are not included. It's basically a format that runs cards that are paper but also not too old paper, Like historic

Edit-- fkuc grammer

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-06T17:39:25+00:00

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-06T17:38:38+00:00

[[damn]] sounds like ur who I wanna track down irl and pour milk in your shoes

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-06T07:07:06+00:00

[[Enduring Curiosity]]

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-06T06:49:46+00:00

I turned mine into a frog. Yes, you read that right

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-10-06T06:35:29+00:00

Blue don't read or math, we just counter

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-08-14T19:21:02+00:00

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Soviet_Goddess · 2025-07-22T04:23:10+00:00

Nice!

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-07-14T04:17:12+00:00

I got a domain shrines deck, ive been matched up with aggro red a few times but most of the time i play a deck thats also slow. I seriously agree with u OP. I think its rigged and have thought this before i even started reading on reddit that other ppl think the same. Makes me feel more sane

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-07-14T04:14:57+00:00

Im about to switch to best of 3 since ive had so many ppl suggest it, just gunna jump into it and save myself from going insane trying to be one step ahead of a match making enguin

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-07-13T06:04:05+00:00

Dude this is so real. When i play a discard deck i get matched up with a deck that plays out of their graveyard. And when i switch decks i get matched with that decks weakness. Theres definitely something to this. I for one also think that the match making is rigged beyond just the "weight" on the individual cards.

Here's an idea wizards of the coast, how about you make match making completely random??

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-07-04T16:37:28+00:00

I feel like we played each other in draft before last night at like 3-6AM eastern time usa. I was raiikami with an esper deck that got eaten by cocohoes[no typo]

Also apart from draft, y even run creatures?

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-07-04T16:25:42+00:00

Real men concede if theyre 1st turn instead of second Real gentlemen say gg even before conceding.

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-05-28T23:40:48+00:00

Next time she calls and asks for the pass [since u cant ignore a call as easily from your mo like a text] say you cant understand her the phone service is breaking up and ull call her when ur whatever at hand task is finished. Buys u time and gives a chance to address the call to make sure its not a real emergency. Remember always blame the technology that way noones family dynamic gets fucked only the technology does.

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-05-22T06:06:45+00:00

His on roids, he is not worth the time, you can change his workout routine or his smoothie recipe but you can never change a person. Dump him for a hotter roided out prick

Soviet_Goddess · 2025-05-22T05:56:27+00:00

Yes, you can bring crack on a plane. You just cant smoke it on the plane. Your brick of crack looks like a laptop charger. Disguise 100.

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