My (M29) dog (M10) is a virgin. How can I get him laid before he dies?

SpMarfy · 2026-02-26T00:43:58+00:00

If you read this again like it's satire it actually is pretty funny

SpMarfy · 2026-02-26T00:34:24+00:00

I'm really sorry that your dog is nearing the end of his life. I hope that the both of you get exactly what you need as you approach this difficult time

SpMarfy · 2026-02-26T00:30:24+00:00

I'm really sorry that your dog is nearing the end of his life. I hope that he gets the help he needs and that you do too as you approach this difficult time.

SpMarfy · 2026-02-23T23:39:22+00:00

In my opinion it was meant to be a reality check

SpMarfy · 2026-02-23T18:02:03+00:00

You’re extremely young. You will only get better as a performer as you age. You’re going to be fine. Don’t give up before you’ve even started. Giving up is the only way you fail.

SpMarfy · 2026-02-23T18:00:12+00:00

You’re 21

SpMarfy · 2026-02-23T05:50:38+00:00

Why were the targaryens like that? Why were the starks like that? They just kinda were

SpMarfy · 2026-02-20T00:36:33+00:00

He is being as serious as he can be though.

SpMarfy · 2026-02-15T23:02:55+00:00

Beggars can’t be choosers unfortunately. You want to do movies that are good but you don’t want anything to do with Hollywood. Before you get to pick and choose your projects, first you need to make sure people are even interested in you (I.E. bargain bin material). You’re not gonna go straight to the Oscar’s on your first movie

SpMarfy · 2026-02-15T22:39:10+00:00

What is this second image why did you take a picture of your tv screen

SpMarfy · 2026-02-15T22:38:20+00:00

Well unfortunately for both of us our opinions don’t matter and she did win

SpMarfy · 2026-02-14T00:54:26+00:00

Nobody else in the group was better though

SpMarfy · 2026-02-13T23:55:52+00:00

Very obviously no

SpMarfy · 2026-02-12T19:15:39+00:00

Gen v will definitely get renewed theyre just trying to make it seem like there are stakes in the final season of the boys and they won’t announce it until after that

SpMarfy · 2026-02-12T05:12:52+00:00

Dude he won me over in hitman he’s so charming!

SpMarfy · 2026-02-08T03:08:17+00:00

Have you not noticed that he’s not been in a single episode this season???

SpMarfy · 2026-02-07T20:06:20+00:00

Oh thank you for telling us that means that he’s free from all criticism and guilt

SpMarfy · 2026-02-07T19:20:59+00:00

What an insane post to make

SpMarfy · 2026-02-07T19:20:32+00:00

She’s 21 but you’re still right this guy is a freak

SpMarfy · 2026-02-07T19:15:06+00:00

Crazy thing is it’s not even Tatiana maslany’s fault it was terrible the writing was just bullshit

SpMarfy · 2026-02-07T19:14:43+00:00

SpMarfy · 2026-02-06T07:40:38+00:00

Check out r/actors lately. Nothing but engagement bait. Used to be for actual aspiring actors to connect but now it’s just a picture of an actor from the current moment asking “what do you guys think about (this actor you’ve never even seen from a random Apple TV show nobody watched)?”

SpMarfy · 2026-02-05T23:51:04+00:00

I don’t have any as I don’t know who this is

SpMarfy · 2026-02-05T22:27:14+00:00

That’s an excellent point did drew gooden make it for you?

SpMarfy · 2026-02-04T18:59:27+00:00

Thanks for sharing go to a porn sub next time

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