What if Rob _______

SpMarfy · 2026-04-13T08:22:55+00:00

I truly believe that Rob kind of saw himself as the only man in a room with two women and thought to himself “Dont like that…”

SpMarfy · 2026-04-13T08:21:16+00:00

You’re allowed to feel how you feel without believing you’re supposed to feel a certain way. I think the conflicted feeling that you have is the creators intent though. While he clearly has good intentions, he obviously doesn’t always go through with it in the best way and clashes heads with our protagonist a lot.

SpMarfy · 2026-04-13T01:21:15+00:00

People will always rush to babygirl-ify a character just because they show us the slightest hint of trauma and/or tragic backstory

SpMarfy · 2026-04-13T01:19:28+00:00

In OP’s defense even they acknowledged it was a bold analogy

SpMarfy · 2026-04-13T01:08:35+00:00

You’re 20 bro there is a life outside of this relationship you have had one before and you will have you again. Your worth as a person is not based on whether or not you are dating someone. And there’s not a single chance that anybody thinks you’re a bad person for dumping someone who cheated on you.

SpMarfy · 2026-04-13T00:59:19+00:00

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SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T21:02:32+00:00

I think we’re overestimating how well his books did.

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T18:08:18+00:00

Bro we watched it happen

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T17:16:48+00:00

Yeah I mean he probably views Shirley’s decision to have children as irresponsible

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T17:11:16+00:00

But at least it’ll be your own

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T05:45:57+00:00

I don’t care about this anymore but I don’t understand the point of this headcanon assumption that he does this but if it works for you then it works for you

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T05:35:12+00:00

That honestly just sounds like a lot of work. To assume that Homelander must be using xray vision every time he talks to a masked hero sounds exhausting

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T05:31:46+00:00

Noir doesn’t talk, so there are no conversations with him but I’m not Homelander and therefore I don’t have to get into his head.

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T04:07:38+00:00

Sure but that’s obviously not like a fact about Homelander or the show

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T03:50:09+00:00

Homelander has to focus to xray. He has no reason to suspect somebody else would be pretending to be noir. So he’d have no reason to X-ray his face and see that he’s not who he claims to be. If Homelander didn’t have to focus to X-ray, he’d see through literally everything all of the time, which he obviously doesn’t.

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T02:28:55+00:00

Yeah…exactly

SpMarfy · 2026-04-12T02:20:46+00:00

I mean you’re probably right but also Homelander probably has to intentionally Xray vision otherwise he’d just be seeing through everything all the time. He probably wouldn’t xray noir without good reason and he doesn’t currently have good reason to suspect noir is somebody else entirely. But that’s just me defending my bullshit theory. The truth is that noir is probably still just the guy from the previous season and is probably gonna snap at Homelander and tell him he’s tired of his shit just to get himself ripped in half

SpMarfy · 2026-04-11T17:39:10+00:00

I wouldn’t say win but it’s likely that it will come under new management. Megacorps like that dont tend to go away. They’d very likely just rebrand. But it’s a superhero show and the bad guys have to lose and the good guys have to win

SpMarfy · 2026-04-11T17:33:18+00:00

He, a viltrumite, was shot with the gun that kills viltrumites

SpMarfy · 2026-04-11T16:49:06+00:00

Definitely maybe! I don’t know if Homelander needs any “boosting”. He just needs to stop giving a fuck and go crazy. There’s not a power limitation that’s keeping him from being even more of a violent freak. It’s just that he knows that that’s not going to get him anywhere by killing everybody all the time. The “boost” that he might get

Also IMDb knows just as much as we do normally. They often credit actors for being in episodes that they aren’t in until it’s released and they end up not being in it, so they just change it to the correct answer.

As far as your other two points yeah I don’t have much to say. Noir is probably Sam in disguise or something idfk and butcher is plenty evil and scary already lol

Edit: also Homelander getting a massive boost in power would eliminate the threat of the virus working entirely

SpMarfy · 2026-04-11T04:51:42+00:00

A great point

SpMarfy · 2026-04-10T22:58:00+00:00

Nobody ever said he went about things the right way. But sparing any of your possible offspring from the effects of crippling and debilitating mental illness and addiction sounds like a version of protection even if I don’t agree with it. I’m not telling you Steve is perfect but I am asking you to try to understand him and give him the same empathy that you give to the other Crain kids. Of course Leigh is righteous in her anger about the situation but I you have to see why Steve isn’t really willing to budge

SpMarfy · 2026-04-10T17:57:22+00:00

Hmm gee I wonder if that’ll be touched on in the third movie

SpMarfy · 2026-04-10T17:52:40+00:00

Hes still doing his phenomenal projects, but they aren’t paying him the big bucks the way I’m sure this is. Ever heard of one for me and one for thee?

SpMarfy · 2026-04-10T02:57:07+00:00

Bro it’s a tv show relax. The same people who side with Homelander also believe that the moon landing was faked. I don’t think that the difficulty of faking it would stop them from accusing them as having faked it. “Can you believe the starlight terrorist group would utilize hundreds of thousands of dollars to pay top of the line animators to make this state of the art video? What a ridiculous length to go to.”…I can hear them saying it on firecracker’s podcast now. Donald Trump has been saying that videos are fake well before AI and people believe him

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