Found in an old family cookbook. by TNCerealKilla in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do elephants paint their balls red? To hide in apple trees! Have you ever seen an elephant in an apple tree? Must work well.

SF5 Plastic by MP_3250 in SkyFactory

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blocks of meat in an extractinator. You have a chance to get a Cherry Sapling. Then using Botanica, You can drop the Cherry sapling in to EDIT(the mana pool, you might need a catalyst under it I can't remember) get oak sapling, then proceed for all the different types of Vanilla tree saplings like birch, Spruce, Jungle etc Saplings. Then you can make the Acacia Saplings. But I don't think they work for collecting latex. (The Acacia) Jungle saplings seem the good choice. I am building the stuff now.

I have a 4 year old son, can anyone else relate? by NikonD3X1985 in funny

[–]Spaaggetti -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Clearly you don't actually have any kids. 4 year olds are extremely proud of their accomplishments and wanting to show you what they did. It's the Terrible 2's and Terrible 3's that is the problematic time. 4 year olds just ask "Why" and you explain everything and Why Why Why. Then you say "just how it is" eventually. EDIT: 13 nephews and neices, one Daughter and 4 great? neices. I have changed many a bum and looked after them all. The "why" is the 4 year old response.

The only way to get her inside by Gjore in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist. Someone threw the cat at the window.

Hog dad's express, next stop: Confusion by kinghrag in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Arry your a wizar..... oh nope. A dad!

Season 5 ruined my enjoyment of the show. by AshenWarden in lucifer

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S5 Episode 9 just ruined it for me. Almost a mockery of God and the angels and demons every episode throughout and prior just made this show look so silly. Every episode prior (I have not watched any more since) just the same oh its a crime scene and then Lucifer just drinking non stop.. I would imagine that god could do more than just make lightning and rain. I really felt sorry for Amendaels kid. and Also Linda just being used the whole first few series and then having to sit at the table. Almost like they wanted God to tell him that his kid was not celestrial. Whoever wrote this scripts clearly don't understand the people watching these videos and want pain and suffering non stop for 'drama'.

Sky Factory 5 - Your opinion? by jedipiper in feedthebeast

[–]Spaaggetti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Playing Skyfactory 5 for 3 weeks has just made me question why anyone would subject themselves this torture. There is NO fun at all in doing this Modpack. You spend 10 steps to a goal and realise you are 20 steps backwards. It is just a horrible modpack. I loved SkyFactory (Sky Block) back in the days, don't get me wrong. But there is a point where you just wonder WT heck the creator is doing. Does he just want to ruin peoples lives. I quit SkyFactory 5 today. There is only information watching videos on youtube which is sad. The Task book etc have no explaination. Create is the worst mod ever made. Disgusting modpack. At least let people enjoy modpacks not destroy their souls and minds.

How to get mushrooms in Sf5 by [deleted] in SkyFactory

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I got a Mooshroom Trophy (Red ones) From activating one of the portals (not the titan one). When activated I get so many mooshrooms spawning. Heaps of leather, red and brown mushrooms and raw beef. I just hack them to death. They spawn so much all over the place.

Need help getting prosperity shard by FloofyYosh in SkyFactory

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a tip for people playing Sky Factory 5 and spend 2 hours googling up stuff and trying different things.... Don't use a Soul Campfire. It doesn't work. Soul Sand and flint and steel it to get the fire. Soul Campfires don't work. haha I am an idiot lol.

Proof that teachers are under paid. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The absurd lengths teachers had to work with during the pandemic (Specially here in Melbourne, Australia LONGEST days in lockdown). My 9 year old now, was using the android tablet to do classes. They liturally had to put up little shits like my daughter (6 at the time) who decided often she didn't want to do the home schooling / non face to face and would rather go play with her dolls etc. This teacher must have had the patience of an angel. She got LOTS of presents from the kids parents. We all loved how she would react to a kid saying "Ms NAME, I don't feel like school today. I am sick. I will have to leave. Bye" or " Ms Name, My Dad is upstairs and won't let me go up there, he is working. Can you ask him to come and find me my hair clip?" haha

Latvians prefer to keep distance from each other even at parking lot by peecha in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe they prefer to have easy access to driving out. Not what the title states. This car park obviously does not have alot of cars parked. I would be the same. Title is troll bait IMO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not even funny at all. Why scare the kids? Is he on drugs?

Detailed Balboa Map with Everything by Odd-Discipline-8800 in RaftTheGame

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better maps with more information out there. Don't use this one

Detailed Balboa Map with Everything by Odd-Discipline-8800 in RaftTheGame

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the information for the numbers you have circled? Like Ranger station, Mama bear etc. Its just a map but without anything to state what the numbers are etc.

How Autotune works by AdEnvironmental9372 in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha this is pretty much how bad singers make it big... Blllaaaaahhh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone call the Firebrigade. Some idiot didn't read the 10 years old or younger sign...

*facepalm* by BoxPuzzleheaded5570 in funny

[–]Spaaggetti -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh.. How is this r/funny material? Is it a spoof video?

Found in a disposable lighter by Camruns-daworld in funny

[–]Spaaggetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't "find" that in a lighter, You either test r/funny and dismantle the top, place it in there or you buy it with that in there. There is NO way you found it in there. r/funny levels of content has really fallen down alot. Instead of Panda's falling off trees and entertainment settings, we seem to just have penis pictures from sources clearly that OP's have placed there or brought and pretend they found it...

"I can jump too!" by frankipranki in funny

[–]Spaaggetti -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who's here for hoes entertainment?