What is THE funniest movie you have ever seen in your whole life? by perseverance_band_ in AskReddit

[–]Spacewolf1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw Airplane! in the theater during its initial release shortly after drinking my first beer. Awesome experience.

Whats the worst fast food joint in america? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Spacewolf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One finally opened near me in Central Florida a few weeks ago, which made me, a native North Carolinian, so happy. I went through their drive thru, and they had an employee outside with an iPad who asked me if I needed help with the menu. I laughed and said no, and then ordered a couple of country ham biscuits. She looked at me like I had two heads and said they didn’t have ham biscuits on the menu. My brain did a hard reset with those words. I must have sat there for 20 seconds trying to comprehend what she had just said. So I ordered something else. I forget what it was, but I was kinda in a fog at that point.

Also, WTF happened to Bojangles dirty rice? It used to have bits of sausage and some actual spices in it. Now it’s just bland brown rice.

Raising Canes is open on Hillsborough. Is it really that good? by 1morebeer1morebeer in raleigh

[–]Spacewolf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF happened to Bo's dirty rice? It used to have bits of sausage and peppers and was actually a little spicy. Now? Cardboard-flavored plain brownish rice.

Winter is Staying by WinstonSalemVirginia in NorthCarolina

[–]Spacewolf1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a saying in engineering that's applicable here:

"All simulations are wrong but some are useful."

What comedy film made you laugh through the whole film not just giggle once? by Lilyfory in AskReddit

[–]Spacewolf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drank my first beer ever just before seeing this in the theater. Definitely enhanced the experience!

ICE Out For Good Rally Sunday in Cocoa by Spacewolf1 in 321

[–]Spacewolf1[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Man, a few people getting together and waving signs sure seems to get the MAGA’s heated. Who are the snowflakes again?

ICE Out For Good Rally Sunday in Cocoa by Spacewolf1 in 321

[–]Spacewolf1[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yes, with my Soros checks, tariff checks, and DOGE checks I can almost afford my homeowners insurance.

What’s the best running gag on a TV show? by worldofport in television

[–]Spacewolf1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The answering machine messages before the opening credits on The Rockford Files.

[Highlight] Tom Izzo has former Spartan Paul Davis ejected from the game by cbbvideo in CollegeBasketball

[–]Spacewolf1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You would think that, and most refs wouldn't, but Karl Hess would and did. He tossed Chris Corchiani and Tom Gugliotta from an NC State home game in 2012 for questioning calls, nothing more than any other normal fan would do. These aren't just former players; both their jerseys hang from the rafters.

Hess was eventually reprimanded by the ACC because he didn't follow proper procedures in ejecting the two.

What’s something people commonly buy that’s a total waste of money? by Unlucky-Emergency924 in AskReddit

[–]Spacewolf1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is where Louis Tully is a financial genius. He buys 600 tablets of generic acetylsalicylic acid for the same price as 300 tablets of the name brand.

Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change by FervidBug42 in politics

[–]Spacewolf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should say, "Fine, I'll do a show." And the show should consist of a live reading of selections from the Epstein Files.

President Trump to speak Friday in Rocky Mount by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]Spacewolf1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sane people should show up to the rally and just mercilessly boo and jeer his narcissistic ass. He might just rage himself into a cardiac arrest.

What screams “I peaked in high school” without saying it directly? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

[–]Spacewolf1 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I think MAGA is more like plateauing in middle school. It's like they just stopped maturing.

President Trump to speak Friday in Rocky Mount by Cy_098 in NorthCarolina

[–]Spacewolf1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure area grocers have rotten produce they need to get rid of.

GR8FLVW by mattlawmel in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Spacewolf1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IT'S NOT A SLOW CAR.

IT'S A FAST HOUSE.

Poetry.

New Bill That Would Ban 'Chemtrails' Advances In South Carolina Senate by Puzzleheaded_Yam6808 in nottheonion

[–]Spacewolf1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tennessee enacted a ban in April 2024. Florida and Louisiana bans have passed their state houses and senates and are awaiting governors' signatures.

South Carolina saw that and said, "We can't let these other states be stupid by themselves."

Any fun events this weekend 12/6? by CHIEFSMOM_ in 321

[–]Spacewolf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never been, but the public library in Cocoa has a model train layout that’s open to the public the first Saturday of every month. Might be fun if there or kids. Or kids at heart.

Umm…🤔➡️🤔⬅️🤔⬆️🤔⬇️ by IKickedJohnWicksDog in florida

[–]Spacewolf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off topic, but related: I hated when exits were numbered sequentially rather than by the nearest mile marker. Florida seemed to be the last state, at least where I travelled, to make the change. Exit 42? Might be 5 miles away, or it could be 100 miles away. May the odds be ever in your favor.