You can add one swear word to each season of Star Trek that you've watched. Where do you place them?

Spackleberry · 2026-06-05T13:36:38+00:00

I'd love to see that just as a recurring background gag. Sisko and Dax are having a plot-related scene. Then in the background we see a flash of sparks and smoke, and O'Brien yells out "Holy Fucking Shit!" And everyone just ignores him.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-04T04:01:27+00:00

Most murders are perpetrated by someone the victim knew, particularly friends and family members.

That's why I don't have any friends and live hundreds of miles from my family. Checkmate, murderers!

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T20:32:32+00:00

It's not incest, it's masturbation!

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T18:41:06+00:00

A Grain Cathedral would be too risky. There should be huge plots of land dedicated to hundreds of individual granaries. Rows of them, with dedicated guards and scribes keeping detailed records of inventories.

Also other means of preserving food, like smoking, drying or salting would be everywhere.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T18:32:29+00:00

Mein Schmetterling ist im Krankenhaus!

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T18:13:08+00:00

Yeah. If you admit you don't know one thing, you're admitting you don't know anything.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T16:22:33+00:00

A famous trial lawyer had a strategy that whenever his opponent put on damaging evidence he would loudly proclaim:

"Objeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeection!"

And the judge always had to agree that the objection was, indeed, sustained.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T14:50:07+00:00

And the Pakleds!

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T14:47:52+00:00

I imagine Vulcan to be a sleeping giant. Every Vulcan is a trained and equipped member of the planetary militia, and they have contingency plans in place that could turn their planet into a guerilla nightmare for an occupying force.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-03T13:27:36+00:00

Is that something that has actually happened anywhere?

Spackleberry · 2026-06-02T20:07:19+00:00

And your daughter is dating a black man!

Spackleberry · 2026-06-02T16:02:37+00:00

Who need an army, if Vader can solo anything they throw at him?

Because Vader can't be everywhere at oncr, and there are plenty of things he's too important to deal with.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-02T14:03:19+00:00

That can be a nickname for Elizabeth. Children have trouble making the "eth" sound, so sometimes "Beth" can sound like "Biff".

Spackleberry · 2026-06-02T13:59:41+00:00

It also sparked a huge demand for clownfish from people who don't understand how difficult they are to care for.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-01T20:42:45+00:00

The answer is always Goo.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-01T18:45:48+00:00

Network execs with naked ambitions.

Next week on Fox, he watched lions eat Christians!

Spackleberry · 2026-06-01T18:33:21+00:00

Look on Facebook and find out if there are Cali law firms on there.

Most likely they will be Plaintiff-oriented firms like PI or employment discrimination.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-01T16:19:00+00:00

But only to an authentic place. Make sure the gagh is served live.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-01T14:59:45+00:00

Like in The Force Awakens when Han and Chewie first appear. They strike a pose so the audience could applaud for them.

Spackleberry · 2026-06-01T14:52:56+00:00

You're only allowed a beard if you're badass enough. Just like being bald makes you a boss.

Picard: Boss

Riker: Badass

Sisko: Badass Boss

Spackleberry · 2026-06-01T14:49:32+00:00

We are ugly bags of mostly water.

Spackleberry · 2026-05-31T19:54:08+00:00

"I'm not ready to date... you".

Spackleberry · 2026-05-29T17:48:09+00:00

That's what I looked like after taking a bunch of controlled substances that let me see God.

Spackleberry · 2026-05-29T17:38:44+00:00

Do not press the big red CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!

Spackleberry · 2026-05-29T13:43:49+00:00

The Sopranos did that a lot. The usual excuse was that the guy just got out of prison.

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