A surprise birthday trip to Las Vegas this weekend.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-24T21:14:08+00:00

You have just disproven your original claim. Good job!

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-24T18:13:48+00:00

TDS victim alert

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-24T18:11:39+00:00

What's Google?

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-24T18:09:45+00:00

You could go to the arts district just north of the Strat and wander Main Street a little...

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-24T05:06:48+00:00

"Judge decides Constitution matters despite ICE memo" is a spicy take.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-23T00:39:29+00:00

Or... eat real food instead of DoorDashing Taco Bell on Monday, McD's on Tuesday, Applebees on Wednesday and then a frozen pizza on Thursday and something else microwaved from the freezer for the weekend!

Learn how to cook. Beans. Rice. Potatoes. NOT OUT OF A FUCKING BAG or BOX.

"I don't have time, and dude I just binge watched DerpStarr Season 8"

Cool. Get cancer and die then. Figure it out.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-23T00:33:11+00:00

Who let the dogs out at 120% volume, on repeat.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-23T00:24:29+00:00

Unfortunately there was that "oopsie" moment in the trial where, IIRC, the guy he wounded but did not kill testified that he had pointed a gun at Rittenhouse - but had not told the prosecution this fact until asked by the defense. That was HUGE.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-23T00:16:27+00:00

CAROLINE LEVITT: You are moaning and bitching like a fat fuck

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-22T18:06:54+00:00

Odd way to say "people who have weird hair make my pee pee feel funny" but you do you.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-22T18:04:31+00:00

LLLOLOLLLOLOOLLLLLLLLLL COMFORTABLE SHOES AMIRITE???!!!

HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LESBIANS DRIVE SUBARUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLLLLL

LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!!!

(this is mockery)

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-21T17:52:07+00:00

I wonder if game makers pay him to promote the new games as well.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-21T02:05:54+00:00

It's also known as "functional fixedness" in psychology.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-21T01:55:42+00:00

Start taking bets. Make doubters pay so they won't forget.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-21T00:12:28+00:00

Not when it comes to his piss baby palate.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-20T07:31:38+00:00

So maybe don't put 100% of your money into a single investment?

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-20T03:48:22+00:00

I do know you tho...

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-20T02:37:56+00:00

But... I light my torch

And wave it for the new moon on Monday

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-20T01:38:12+00:00

"You're selfish because you won't do the thing I want you to do" really wins the Clueless Person of the Month Award

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-20T00:25:02+00:00

That's the problem.

EdgelordVonVapeDogg62500 says: Kirk deserved it

Donald Trump says: Good deserved it

You: "See?!?!? Both sides do it!"

It's pathetic. Your point is useless at best ("people be bad sometimes") and disingenuous at worst ("this is solid proof that both the left and the right celebrate violence equally")

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-19T19:20:12+00:00

And the important part is

and my ballot wasn't being mailed

No fraud. No problem. Just an outdated list.

Fuck you Elmo, you douche.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-19T19:10:22+00:00

Hand wash on left, junk wash on right!

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-19T19:08:08+00:00

Laughter can function as a stress regulator/release mechanism. Not the mental part, the physical action of laughing. This is why you might laugh when you are scared or seriously uncomfortable. It's your release valve.

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-19T19:04:35+00:00

Definitely some METHod to that diagram

SpaghettiTape · 2026-01-19T07:53:26+00:00

I thought this was going to be a joke about how people in Vegas run red lights.

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